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#16591 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 17 December 2009 - 04:59 PM

HOT

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#16592 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 17 December 2009 - 05:21 PM

929 WAGON

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I bought this car to spray matt black, and stencil ghost flames on it, then lower it and have a cool retro rat rod were i could get the long boards on the roof and look the bizz!

Unfortunately i've used it 3 times and all i've done is put stainless moon wheel's on it

Christ , do people still do that matt black half-arsed 'rat rod' thing? I thought that had died aout about a year ago. :roll:

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Posted 17 December 2009 - 06:44 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/17/!BhngPkgBWk~$(KG...
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One for Brammy?

Wow id hit that, looks like it might go for a fair bit, but im not sure.
Never seen it before either.
Love the "clued up" punter asking when the cam belt was changed!
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Posted 17 December 2009 - 06:52 PM

If i see one more pictutre of that maxi i swear i'm gonna hit someone...

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Pick someone who deserves it though.
Jumping on the band wagon here - but who in their right mind thinks that badly spraying a car will increase its value?
I mean, I cant spray for shit and I know it - so I would rather just polish it and sell as it is. Unless he thinks its going to attract banger racers?

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Posted 17 December 2009 - 07:53 PM

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How cool is this 130?, It's in the UK and now 'N' Registered, Give it 6 months and it be a pile of rust on the drive though.

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Posted 17 December 2009 - 09:14 PM

Love the "clued up" punter asking when the cam belt was changed!

What a fucking mong. Sounds like he's just read an article on 'what to ask when you buy a used car' in the motoring section of the local free paper... :roll:
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Posted 17 December 2009 - 09:20 PM

Love the "clued up" punter asking when the cam belt was changed!

What a fucking mong. Sounds like he's just read an article on 'what to ask when you buy a used car' in the motoring section of the local free paper... :roll:

My mate had this happen with a clueless bint turned up with an equally clueless 'car expert' in tow. It was an old-style Volkswagen Beetle. If I was him I would have said "I don't know when the cambelt was changed, but I change the coolant regularly."

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Posted 17 December 2009 - 09:33 PM

Thats Martin Buckley's 130.....anyone wanna get me it for christmas? i wont let it rust, it can go in my mums garage......go on, give a gift to a needy child this year...and buy me some high-class chod.

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Posted 17 December 2009 - 10:33 PM

929 WAGON

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What is it with 929 Estate owners and messing around with hubcaps?

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Posted 18 December 2009 - 07:15 AM

Just be thankful his full plans didn't come to fruition Hirst, it could've been a lot worse! I reckon that might be a serious bargin for someone if it's as good as he says it is. I may be making this up, but aren't those big Mazdas stupidly expensive to insure? i hope not, they're just the sort of thing i fancy having one day.

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Posted 18 December 2009 - 07:51 AM

Holy crapola! gold Astra 1300 on sercks, I don't think 'FTW' has ever been more appropriate!
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just needs a bit of wheel-silver, a good polish and that roof-rack taken off and you could be CRUISIN' 4 LADEEZ in pure style!

Don't think we've had this one yet? Looks a bit crusty but also looks DEEPLY SEXY. I reckon I could put Hirst Cabs out of business with this:
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Posted 18 December 2009 - 07:54 AM

That 130 coupe is cool as can be.

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Posted 18 December 2009 - 10:31 AM

What is it with 929 Estate owners and messing around with hubcaps?

Weird-o-matic PCD means they have little choice in making it look different from all the other 929 estates in circulation. It’s got the inevitable ‘KJ’ registration, so first registered by Mazda. Regarding the X-reg Laurel that model, particularly with its 3-speed auto ‘box, is probably the last one I’d choose to own. They don’t look silly enough and the interior is not sufficiently chintzy, though admittedly the facelift two-tone versions partially address those problems. When I drove one I felt like a roll-up smoking old man on his way to the bookies (I realise this may be an aspiration for some).

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Posted 18 December 2009 - 11:00 AM

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Clean looking 4 door bluebird but oap spec with keep fit windows.

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Posted 18 December 2009 - 01:24 PM

Regarding the X-reg Laurel that model, particularly with its 3-speed auto ‘box, is probably the last one I’d choose to own. They don’t look silly enough and the interior is not sufficiently chintzy, though admittedly the facelift two-tone versions partially address those problems. When I drove one I felt like a roll-up smoking old man on his way to the bookies (I realise this may be an aspiration for some).

That is almost identical to my old one and SL you have described to a tee the bloke I bought it off. Had nice floral carpet off cuts as mats a lacey seat covers!

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Posted 18 December 2009 - 03:28 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/14/!BhsukSg!2k~$(KG...
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Stolen recovered with no keys, drives though.

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Beautiful!

Crumbs, you'd have to be a pretty desperate car thief to nick that Rover

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Posted 18 December 2009 - 04:01 PM

That Fiat Coupe is just lovely, it would probably be as much of a nightmare as my Gamma used to be, but for the two or three trouble free days in the year would be a delightful way to waft to work wearing a tan suede jacket, black polo neck sweater, wrap around shades, smoking unfiltered gauloise and sneering at anyone who dared to try to cut me up.

You just described the man I hope to become some day....

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Posted 18 December 2009 - 05:11 PM

Lovely original-looking 5-pot Passat - someone please save it from the rat look mongs...

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Posted 18 December 2009 - 05:21 PM

Ooh, that Passat is the spit of one I used to have. Fantastic cars!

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Posted 18 December 2009 - 06:12 PM

929 WAGON

http://i.ebayimg.com/24/!BhrFqQQBmk~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ250549630575

What is it with 929 Estate owners and messing around with hubcaps?
My missus LOL'ed at that
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Posted 18 December 2009 - 06:16 PM

Just be thankful his full plans didn't come to fruition Hirst, it could've been a lot worse! I reckon that might be a serious bargin for someone if it's as good as he says it is. I may be making this up, but aren't those big Mazdas stupidly expensive to insure? i hope not, they're just the sort of thing i fancy having one day.

Nope. Not too bad to insure.
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Posted 18 December 2009 - 06:23 PM

929 WAGON

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http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ250549630575

What is it with 929 Estate owners and messing around with hubcaps?
My missus LOL'ed at that


The car was owned by an old man in newton abbott who garaged and pampered the car all it's life.

Did he know

I bought this car to spray matt black, and stencil ghost flames on it, then lower it and have a cool retro rat rod were i could get the long boards on the roof and look the bizz!

Thank fook that didn't happen.......
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Posted 18 December 2009 - 06:25 PM

How could the old man pamper and garage the car all its life? It's been through 5 different owners.

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Posted 18 December 2009 - 10:47 PM

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These are such nice cars. Totally usable for whatever mileage you're doing, not too thirsty, cool looking, relatively simple to fix without being agricultural. I'd love one though really i'd prefer an early one with the quad lights.

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Posted 18 December 2009 - 10:51 PM

Ths one would do!

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Although it has done 1/4 million miles and been aerosoled by its half-blind OAP owner apparently. Then again, I have seen realy nice ones of these ruined by cretinous scene dweebs so cant grumble I suppose.

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Posted 18 December 2009 - 10:57 PM

one owner from new!

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Posted 18 December 2009 - 11:29 PM

Then again, I have seen realy nice ones of these ruined by cretinous scene dweebs so cant grumble I suppose.

Hey now, don't be blue! Tee hee.

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Posted 18 December 2009 - 11:32 PM

I am unendingly astonished at the total shitness of these Renner 4 Rodeo things, imagine if you were some sort of program manager or something on these in the 70's and it was your 'baby', fuggin hell you would get laughed outta town at the interview for your next job.

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This one is for sale as a project, at an inexplicable 950 eurocoins.

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Posted 19 December 2009 - 01:31 PM

Mk3 Cortina barn find

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