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#16441 OFFLINE   Milford Cubicle

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Posted 09 December 2009 - 11:10 AM

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I can kind of see the appeal of kit cars as a form of escapism, budget Lotus 7 replicas built on Sierra chassis and the like, but when it looks like an ill-judged Chinese Suzuki SJ copy I'm lost.

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Posted 09 December 2009 - 11:23 AM

That Cortina is superb, the back is stoved-in like my Galant. I should buy it, bet it'll be too rich for my blood though.

#16443 OFFLINE   mnde

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Posted 09 December 2009 - 01:33 PM

Blimey, the Granada and the Anglia auctions both ended with no bids! :shock: (Granada £650 No Res, Anglia £395 No Res)The Capri is currently up at a healthy £720.Mark.

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Posted 09 December 2009 - 04:19 PM

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Persistent shiters! Sick of complaints from your neighbours about your stupid old bangers? Buy this V-reg car and irritate them further!

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Posted 09 December 2009 - 04:40 PM

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Busted sump, I like it though!

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I would drive this car to my casino. The casino would be a legitimate business, but only used for the purposes of money-laundering.

#16446 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 09 December 2009 - 04:47 PM

I have been in your casino Hirst, how come there are so many people with poorly-hidden earpieces and twitchy ankles playing at all the tables? I cant help thining theres something fishy going on.

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Posted 09 December 2009 - 05:01 PM

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Just like the beige E28s posted in the 'what were they thinking' thread, class. Though this one has swanky deluxe features including front fogs, rear spoiler and leccy mirrors (and no window winders, but then no window switches on the centre console either??? :? )

Mk2 Granny did indeed look nice for that money. Dig those Amerikanski town cars, too 8)

Imagine how much mystery and excitement one of these could add to your life.

Lots of dark alley coffee-swilling action interspersed with a bit of 'What's that creaking noise?' and 'that bleeding oil light's on again!' :D

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Posted 09 December 2009 - 05:10 PM

That BEEMER looks great. I bet it could be back on the road in no time at all. It looks like the kind of thing that would get blown to bits or crushed by a flying Xantia in that Cobra 11 programme they get in Germany (or whatever its called)

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#16449 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 09 December 2009 - 05:16 PM

impressive that they were still knocking these out in 1979.

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#16450 OFFLINE   nigel bickle

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Posted 09 December 2009 - 05:24 PM

They made Estafettes into the 89's Mr B.That ones only 3/4hr from St Malo. Brake pull is easily sorted- Renault Trafic cylinder is the same.If I hadn't already got an identical 'stretch'- I'd be tempted.
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Posted 09 December 2009 - 05:33 PM

I have been in your casino Hirst, how come there are so many people with poorly-hidden earpieces and twitchy ankles playing at all the tables?

Don't worry about that place, it burnt down. I have a new casino now.

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Yeah officer, I couldn't have been anything to do with that fire. I was at the movies at the time. What movie? It was erm, err, ah, Jaws- aw, crap .....yeah, err, they re-released it or something, I dunno. Err, which cinema? Err, it was the err..... oh whaddya know! Here's a large envelope which contains my spent cinema ticket and therefore proves my innocence, I'll let you just take this, I trust this resolves the matter, goodnight officer!

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Posted 10 December 2009 - 10:59 AM

Hmmm, let's see what you could get if you lived near me:


OMG SKYLINE RWD RETRO DRIFT GTRoh wait a second.........

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Towbar? Ideal for my caravan

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Classy

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This is O for Awesome

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You thought the prestigious nameplate died years ago? You thought wrong

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Posted 10 December 2009 - 12:18 PM

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Broken-look.

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Doesn't sound a bad idea for £250, looks pretty straight.

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I don't usually pick on these wedding car adverts, but this one deserves special criticism because it's one of those where the car talks as if it is a living thing. Would you use a wedding car service from someone who pretends the car speaks and has feelings? If you do, you're a chump.

#16454 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 10 December 2009 - 12:23 PM

That broken-look Audi sold on eBay for a not-entirely-believeble £1900 or something, looks like it was a not-at-all-believeble price in fact.

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Posted 10 December 2009 - 12:25 PM

£2475 now, that is the price of progress I'm afraid!

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Posted 10 December 2009 - 01:54 PM

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£425 for one of these old buses is pretty good value in my eyes!
I think a tidy profit could be turned with a modicom of effort.

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Posted 10 December 2009 - 02:06 PM

One for Wat:

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#16458 OFFLINE   Mike D

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Posted 10 December 2009 - 02:32 PM

One for Wat:

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Mark.

That sold for about £1500 when it was on the bay, it's a very nice looking thing but he's wildly overpriced it, there just isn't the demand for Celestes or old Mitsubishis in general like there is any other old Japanese brand...

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Posted 10 December 2009 - 04:35 PM

That BEEMER looks great. I bet it could be back on the road in no time at all. It looks like the kind of thing that would get blown to bits or crushed by a flying Xantia in that Cobra 11 programme they get in Germany (or whatever its called)

Please explain more. Where did these big yes shite looking BMWs come from of late? They're giving me the horn - there's nothing more tempting than a brand that is worshipped by all manner of twat being represented in Autoshite racing beige. Want

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#16460 OFFLINE   mnde

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Posted 10 December 2009 - 05:08 PM

there's nothing more tempting than a brand that is worshipped by all manner of twat being represented in Autoshite racing beige.

I like your thinking. I've had similar thoughts about Audis:

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Posted 10 December 2009 - 05:16 PM

Some top level landfill on 'the right corner' today:

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900euro

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Petrol turbo, €1000

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Hirst-ride stylz - €300

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O RLY? 250€

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Wouldnt mind one of these. Can they be A-framed? €600

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Lokos intersting, 700€

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Whata shitter, 436000km, 200 euros!

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Posted 10 December 2009 - 05:28 PM

Love that 504, GR8 4 HIRST CABZ MOMBASSA BRANCH

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Posted 10 December 2009 - 05:31 PM

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Hirst-ride stylz - €300

That's interesting, it's a full length high-roof with the last facelift, but it's only a 1.3! They were all 1.5 here by then, must be a French tax thing.

Starting to get fed up with mine, bloody rotbox. Bet you could make an absolute minter using a combination of mine and that one, though given the state of the front panel I wouldn't be surprised if there's some cunning Isopon-themed repairs in that one somewhere.

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Posted 10 December 2009 - 07:46 PM

Mr Bol - Ami's and 2CVs can be A-framed but I think you need the right set up. To be honest, I've only A-framed 2CVs so I've no idea how you do it with other cars!

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#16465 OFFLINE   nigel bickle

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Posted 11 December 2009 - 09:24 AM

Yes. A framed a Bijou, Ami, & 2cv without probs.
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Posted 11 December 2009 - 09:31 AM

Don't know if It's of any interest to anyone but in my local rag's car supplement this morning there is a 1982 Renault 5 TL for sale, only done 29k, in red with mot until Oct 10 and tax until Mar 10 for £525.It has a Felixstowe area phone number, pm me for the number.

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#16467 OFFLINE   nigel bickle

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Posted 11 December 2009 - 10:48 AM

Oy BOLLOX! I've been forced to enquire into that damn froggie Strada -see how bad it really is -and it looks solid in all the pics he's sent me.It just might happen & ITS ALL YOUR DAMNED FAULT.Need it like another hole in the head.
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Posted 11 December 2009 - 10:54 AM

Ha ha! Ner ner ne ner ner! I would love it myself but too skint at the moment sadly. Where is it?

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#16469 OFFLINE   Mike D

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Posted 11 December 2009 - 12:38 PM

One for Hirst!

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Check out the MINT arches!

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#16470 OFFLINE   nigel bickle

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Posted 11 December 2009 - 12:38 PM

40 miles south of Dieppe/Le Havre. Doable in a day. Poss after Crimble when ferry prices drop-if he convinces me its fairly rust free.Photos so far look OK.
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