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#16411 OFFLINE   bigstraight6

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Posted 07 December 2009 - 10:33 PM

Another tatty-but-nonetheless-quite-cool old commercial. If this was a 7.5-tonner I'd be all over it. Alas it's bigger than that and I don't have an HGV license.

http://i.ebayimg.com/12/!BgwJfKw!Wk~$(KG...

I thought (though I have been known to be completely wrong) that you can drive a historic commercial vehicle on a normal licence if said vehicle is taxed as such, and not used for transporting goods?
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#16412 OFFLINE   wuvvum

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Posted 07 December 2009 - 10:44 PM

I think you can if it's pre-1965. This one is 1966, which is a bit of an arse.

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Posted 07 December 2009 - 10:51 PM

That Austin lorry must be a really late one as i always thought they stopped production in 1964, it was also marketed as the Morris FF and FH, and they were replaced by the FJ.Weird though.
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Is that off a Maestro, Montego or a Metro?
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#16414 ONLINE   Lankytim

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Posted 07 December 2009 - 11:21 PM

Take a couple of leaves out of the springs and have it downrated to 7.5 tons. Easy peasy.

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#16415 OFFLINE   UglyAmerican

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Posted 08 December 2009 - 01:22 AM

This is too revolting to even be ironic. Six cylinder engine. 17 bids, currently at 1800, reserve not yet met.

Unfortunately there are probably people who would pay up to 4 grand for this.

http://cgi.ebay.com/... ... 0d56#v4-36

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#16416 ONLINE   barrett

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Posted 08 December 2009 - 06:58 AM

Okay it aint shite but i've wanted one of these forever and not even seen one before....
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that TR4 must be the rarest car on eba.....hold on a second, whats this?!
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wow! okay everyone calm down, here's a beige fiesta;
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this could be fun when finished
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#16417 OFFLINE   TheScrapman

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Posted 08 December 2009 - 07:28 AM

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Ah damnit, I sold a one of those with MOT for a penny a few years ago... Aaand the numberplate was 'POO'. Bloody hindsight!
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#16418 OFFLINE   whitevanman

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Posted 08 December 2009 - 09:08 AM

Another tatty-but-nonetheless-quite-cool old commercial. If this was a 7.5-tonner I'd be all over it. Alas it's bigger than that and I don't have an HGV license.

http://i.ebayimg.com/12/!BgwJfKw!Wk~$(KG...

I thought (though I have been known to be completely wrong) that you can drive a historic commercial vehicle on a normal licence if said vehicle is taxed as such, and not used for transporting goods?
indeed you can.........the line is transporting goods for commercial gain :wink:

WTF is 'german look'? Listening to the fuggin skorpions while combing your mullet?.


#16419 OFFLINE   whitevanman

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Posted 08 December 2009 - 09:08 AM

I think you can if it's pre-1965. This one is 1966, which is a bit of an arse.

Ring it !!!

WTF is 'german look'? Listening to the fuggin skorpions while combing your mullet?.


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Posted 08 December 2009 - 09:30 AM

that TR4 must be the rarest car on eba.....hold on a second, whats this?!
http://i.ebayimg.com/07/!Bg3B5Zg!2k~$(KG...
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That Jag has defo been on before, same seller too. Last time I saw it must have been two years back now.
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Posted 08 December 2009 - 10:20 AM

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#16422 OFFLINE   M'coli

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Posted 08 December 2009 - 11:10 AM

Why does this look familiar??? Oh, yeah, I sold it to a guy from Northern Ireland last month! It's a grand more than I was asking...
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Posted 08 December 2009 - 11:46 AM

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#16424 OFFLINE   michiel

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Posted 08 December 2009 - 11:52 AM

LOL @ Hirstzibit.

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Just BAD, no ass.

They do make up for it by selling a Panther De Ville ('modelled on the Bugatti Royale driven by Al Capone' - did he?), Olds Toronado 7 litre FWD FTW!!! and these beauties:

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Posted 08 December 2009 - 12:16 PM

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Nice to see a scabby unloved-looking Mini for a change. If I had a Mini it would be a scabby 80s one, probably a "City".

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#16426 OFFLINE   Rod/b

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Posted 08 December 2009 - 12:36 PM

That Metro is lovely, it's the same as my Brother's first car, less the rampant rust.Wrong wheels and steering wheel, if you want to be picky...

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Posted 08 December 2009 - 12:38 PM

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Excellent! Have to wonder what the ratio of 104s remaining to the amount sold is.

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1955 Land Rover Series 1

Bloody typical, I only left it parked there for ten minutes.

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1970-something Vauxhall Cavalier 1.6

Hey good effort there, fantastic ad, seriously! Nice work.

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1988 Ford Escort 1.3 Popular

This is excellent, bet it reeks of "Drum" and has loads of spent scratchcards in the passenger footwell. I would drive it around wearing some two-stripe tracky bottoms with a face full of despair.

#16428 OFFLINE   mouseflakes

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Posted 08 December 2009 - 01:06 PM

Why does this look familiar??? Oh, yeah, I sold it to a guy from Northern Ireland last month! It's a grand more than I was asking...
http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/uploads/c...

Haven't they even used (at least some) of the exact wording from your ebay listing too? Cheeky!

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Posted 08 December 2009 - 01:12 PM

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"Herscht Cabs, vot do you vont?"

That's lovely that, I seem to recognise it though, Had it been on Retro Rides?.
Not sure about the odd colour headrests though and why is it advertised as having classic car insurance?.

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#16430 OFFLINE   M'coli

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Posted 08 December 2009 - 01:18 PM

Haven't they even used (at least some) of the exact wording from your ebay listing too? Cheeky!

Yup! The buyer was sound, though, and if he can sell it over there and make a wee profit for himself, then good luck to him.

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Posted 08 December 2009 - 01:36 PM

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I absolutely love these, just look at it! Imagine how much mystery and excitement one of these could add to your life. You could "tail" people in it, park down alleyways, sit in it and drink coffee out of white paper cups, put a body in the boot. Truly a multi-purpose vehicle!

#16432 OFFLINE   Cheggers

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Posted 08 December 2009 - 01:44 PM

"Not sure about the odd colour headrests though and why is it advertised as having classic car insurance?."I'd imagine it easily qualifies as a classic for insurance purposes.
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Posted 08 December 2009 - 01:45 PM

Is it possible to have your mate hand you something in a folded newspaper through the window of this car? Maybe while you're drinking that coffee.

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Posted 08 December 2009 - 01:55 PM

Home Counties cheap MOT'd Ford round-up:


Noyce!

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Wow! This looks very nice at sensible money start price. Wonder what it'll go for?

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Pea green Capri 1.6 with beige and brown interior. I really like this!

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Posted 08 December 2009 - 02:20 PM

Is it possible to have your mate hand you something in a folded newspaper through the window of this car? Maybe while you're drinking that coffee.

Yeah I reckon that would be feasible, obviously you would need to finish the coffee at this point and chuck the empty cup on the dashboard with the rest of them. Obviously the boot wouldn't just be for bodies, you could also use it for storing a slim aluminium suitcase which may or may not contain a broken-down rifle with a really snazzy scope.

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Posted 08 December 2009 - 02:40 PM

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I'd love to park this outside the house and see how many snotty letters I receive.

#16437 OFFLINE   brammy777

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Posted 08 December 2009 - 04:19 PM

Fucksticks, that Pov Metro is less than 2 miles from my house.But do i have the money? No..........
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Is that off a Maestro, Montego or a Metro?
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#16438 OFFLINE   CortinaDave

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Posted 08 December 2009 - 04:47 PM

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Posted 08 December 2009 - 05:42 PM

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Posted 09 December 2009 - 12:38 AM

THERE IS NO RUST IN IT ANY WERE

Is that just a new paint technique on the tailgate? http://pictures2.aut...a?id=1038184039 http://www.autotrade... ... &logcode=p[/url]
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