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#16231 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 29 November 2009 - 04:38 PM

Oh, now that is super cool. Ultra-want.

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Posted 29 November 2009 - 04:50 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/24/!BgK9t+QB2k~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0353366137

Perhaps this is the effect he was aiming for with that Corsa?


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#16233 OFFLINE   brammy777

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Posted 29 November 2009 - 05:02 PM

Hahahaha, that corsa is bloody terrible.
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Posted 29 November 2009 - 05:14 PM

I am no stranger to driving piles of wank dribble. But even I would rather walk or bicycle my lardy arse to work than drive that Corsa.
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#16235 OFFLINE   RedSparrow

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Posted 29 November 2009 - 05:14 PM

Hmm. I noticed whilst in Tescos the other day that the cover story on 'Fast Car' magazine was 'is the rat-look dead?'.This could explain why a few more are up for sale lately, as the thickos try to get rid of them for fear of being uncool.

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#16236 OFFLINE   seth

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Posted 29 November 2009 - 05:22 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/24/!BgK9t+QB2k~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0353366137

I think have some photos somewhere of that while the chop was being done....

(Shuffles off to hard drive...)

Oh, yes. here we are.

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Posted 29 November 2009 - 05:30 PM

1991 Toyota MR2

but hold on its not ready for picking yeh mates up in

Really? It looks so close! I guess it just needs taxing or something..






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#16238 OFFLINE   Tayne

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Posted 29 November 2009 - 05:52 PM

1991 Toyota MR2

but hold on its not ready for picking yeh mates up in

Toyota Merde

Somebody send that man some punctuation!

It always amuses me that e46s vie with the PT Cruiser as the car that's too shit for Autoshite, 

 

 


#16239 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 29 November 2009 - 05:54 PM

some old Frauds:

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This old Taunus looks a cool way to get rid of 800€

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This one-owner taunus (with ace old-boy sticker collection) lokos a MEGA BARG at 400€, I would love it!

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Old Sierra 2.3 diesel wagon, looks super straight, 700€

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Get a load of this Mk1 2.0iS 3-door!!!! Only just off the calais ferry as well. 600 garlics

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This cortina 1.3 looks very clean for about 500 onions

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Intriguing - for sale due to bereavement, vgc inside and out, 1984, 600 €

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This has supposeldy done 7000 miles from new! 450€, WOW!!!!

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Posted 29 November 2009 - 06:00 PM

RE "rat-look" Metro, reply from the vendor:"Hi these are old pictures and found out the reg was wrong. the actual reg is E709 JDF Ive got the new plates on after being stopped by police"... :roll: :roll: :roll:

#16241 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 29 November 2009 - 06:04 PM

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#16242 OFFLINE   Tayne

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Posted 29 November 2009 - 06:07 PM

http://195.154.158.38/images/576/5766274...
http://www.leboncoin...174.htm?ca=12_s
This has supposeldy done 7000 miles from new! 450€, WOW!!!!

And another mad french car-based ambulance in the background.
It looks like a Merc...

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Posted 29 November 2009 - 06:12 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/12/!BgNJqNQBGk~$(KG...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0382437391

What an ill-advised POS! I like the slapdash whitewall ditchfinders done in white emulsion.

WTF?!!! :shock: Did he do that for a bet?


He must have lost if he did.

What an absolute heap of utter shit, whoever created that monstrosity should have their eyes poked in and be dry bummed by a camel.
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#16244 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 29 November 2009 - 06:37 PM

I love these.

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I reckon theyll get a hefty scene tax on em sooner or later, ought to snap one up while theyre still cheap.

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"I had no doubt it would pass, but unbelievably, to mine and the MoT tester's amazement, it passed"


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Posted 29 November 2009 - 07:13 PM

You can tell I am bored.I'm scanning Ebay for cars that I cant afford or collect at the moment

Dollys finest mixture
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Green thing
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Dodgy ole pick up
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LURVLEY.....
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Change your name to Steve and become an instant twat
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Essex Skoda ?
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Ultra Beige alert !!
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Yummy Purple powahh...
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Silver Scummy Scorio?
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Its a Landroer,,,honest Guv :shock:
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YOHOOO Steve.....are you there Steve, I've got a little something for you......
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Things are geting bad.I think I like this bit of green Froggery... :oops:
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Its Brown......aledgedly
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Another badly done capri
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Did someone say they wanted an imp?
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Is this technically speaking a Brown Roll???
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Right thats it I'm off to the pub for a couple of hours..............

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Posted 29 November 2009 - 07:21 PM

Haha, I see that badly re-painted Marina is still being peddled as a 'special' with side-impact beam doors, though the 'full roll cage' which appeared in the spiel last time seems to have been omitted this time around...

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Posted 29 November 2009 - 08:39 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 34689035QQ

Historic tax Crab with 4 months MOT for £150.

Someone's got to save this one!

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Posted 29 November 2009 - 08:52 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/MORRIS-1800-SALOON-1969-RUNNER_W0QQitemZ180434689035QQ

Historic tax Crab with 4 months MOT for £150.

Someone's got to save this one!

http://i.ebayimg.com/21/!BfcUR)g!mk~$(KG...

I've enquired. Worst description ever!

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#16249 OFFLINE   keef

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Posted 29 November 2009 - 08:59 PM

Worst description ever!

It's a salvage yard! It runs and it's got 4 months MOT. DVLA says it's on SORN , so you'd need to insure and tax it. If it were closer and I had the room I'd have it for parts, if nothing else.
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Posted 29 November 2009 - 09:01 PM

It'd be nice to get some idea of how rotten it is though!

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Posted 29 November 2009 - 09:12 PM

It'd be nice to get some idea of how rotten it is though!

Just look at Mr B's crab thread on RR :D
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Posted 29 November 2009 - 09:42 PM



http://i.ebayimg.com/16/!Bd+6M6!!Wk~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 1e594fbf61

Bloody hell an F-Type estate!! These things are so rare, definitely wants restoring rather than rodding.

Notice on the Corsa there's a Polo wheel on the rear to help it qualify for Veedub scene tax

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I dont no wot there worth tbh mate only wont it for pre 68 obvserly lol hav u got any pics plz mate

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Posted 29 November 2009 - 10:10 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... mobiles_UK?
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Posted 29 November 2009 - 10:51 PM

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YES!

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Posted 29 November 2009 - 11:56 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/MORRIS-1800-SALOON-1969-RUNNER_W0QQitemZ180434689035QQ

Historic tax Crab with 4 months MOT for £150.

Someone's got to save this one!

http://i.ebayimg.com/21/!BfcUR)g!mk~$(KG...

Wow, it was 250 quid when I first saw it, plus one of the brake servos was missing and it was stuck in reverse gear!!

Anyway, someone in Preston seems to have saved it (Father Ted?? :wink: ). I hope it isn't going to be banger-raced, that would be upsetting :(
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Posted 30 November 2009 - 01:56 AM

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 2ea976e855 Very very tasty!! PS - I know you've all been through it a million times, but how do I paste the ebay image here? Couldn't even save it to upload it and do it the hard way.... Anyone got the patience?

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Posted 30 November 2009 - 02:16 AM

http://i.ebayimg.com/12/!BgNJqNQBGk~$(KG...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0382437391

What an ill-advised POS! I like the slapdash whitewall ditchfinders done in white emulsion.


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Posted 30 November 2009 - 04:22 AM

jeez, how many times is that Celica gonna be posted up here.....?

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Posted 30 November 2009 - 04:34 AM

how do I paste the ebay image here?

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Posted 30 November 2009 - 04:46 AM

one of the brake servos was missing

One of? Mr B was after a servo: perhaps? .......

someone in Preston seems to have saved it

"NOW SOLD TO COLIN IN PRESTON" That's good news, but why the seller has to shout all the way through the message ..........
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