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#16141 OFFLINE   Mash

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Posted 27 November 2009 - 01:36 PM


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1981 Datsun Sunny

Scabby Sunny in Hull.

The blue BMW 2000 is a honey.

Interesting about the Sunny - I might be going to look at another car he has for the engine at weekend, might see if I can can have a nose around.
I dont no wot there worth tbh mate only wont it for pre 68 obvserly lol hav u got any pics plz mate

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Posted 27 November 2009 - 02:00 PM

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1981 Cadillac Fleetwood Brougham

I would like to drive around in this with a houndstooth sports jacket and a rollneck, whilst puffing a big cigar and banging on about "da boys" in "Noo Joyzee". Then I'm gonna whack Don Pog, once and for all.

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Posted 27 November 2009 - 02:12 PM

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Posted 27 November 2009 - 02:16 PM

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1972 Dodge B200 Tradesman Van

"Hi kids, I'm a friend of your mums, she told me to pick you up from school because we're going to the swimming baths" "I don't like swimming" "The circus then, just get in"

#16145 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 27 November 2009 - 02:23 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/23/!Bf+B0OQ!Wk~$(KG...
1981 Cadillac Fleetwood Brougham

I would like to drive around in this with a houndstooth sports jacket and a rollneck, whilst puffing a big cigar and banging on about "da boys" in "Noo Joyzee". Then I'm gonna whack Don Pog, once and for all.

You'd better be quick, 'cos my capo di tutti capi has instructed me to put a cap in yo ass.
Me and my boys will be paying you a visit in this, perhaps when you are eating at a restaurant or collecting your dry-cleaning.
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#16146 OFFLINE   Mash

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Posted 27 November 2009 - 02:29 PM



http://i.ebayimg.com/15/!Bf3GSJQBmk~$(KG...
1981 Datsun Sunny

Scabby Sunny in Hull.

The blue BMW 2000 is a honey.

Interesting about the Sunny - I might be going to look at another car he has for the engine at weekend, might see if I can can have a nose around.
Just popped out to have a look at this - it's as rough as a badger's arse and will no doubt go to Africa. The guy's got some interesting kit though, including the P5B in the pic and a Mk1 Tranny.

Also has a very tidy J-reg Proton with 32k on the clock for £350 (no MOT) which is quite tempting as a winter hack. The engine he has for my Sunny sounds sweet too so if I can get the price down could be sorted 8)
I dont no wot there worth tbh mate only wont it for pre 68 obvserly lol hav u got any pics plz mate

#16147 OFFLINE   brammy777

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Posted 27 November 2009 - 02:35 PM

Is that also a nova van i see in the pictures of the sunny?Havent seen one in yonks!
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Is that off a Maestro, Montego or a Metro?
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Posted 27 November 2009 - 02:41 PM

Me and my boys will be paying you a visit in this, perhaps when you are eating at a restaurant or collecting your dry-cleaning.

Hey now, you know the rules - you can't cap someone at a laundromat. That goes all the way back to the old country! You can mess with a guy's business, his family, his life - but you just don't mess with his laundry! We've got standards ya know.

#16149 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 27 November 2009 - 03:18 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/19/!BfswDBgCGk~$(KG...
1972 Dodge B200 Tradesman Van

"Hi kids, I'm a friend of your mums, she told me to pick you up from school because we're going to the swimming baths" "I don't like swimming" "The circus then, just get in"

I wonder how far he dragged that on an A-frame! OK hes using a range rover, but he's obv got bigger nuts than me.

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Posted 27 November 2009 - 04:07 PM

Fookin A people shifter - see how happy they all are
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I have a NOS centre cap for that if anyone hits it.

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Posted 27 November 2009 - 08:49 PM


Wheras this is probably more in tune with my life than a pretty Fiat.
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http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0538069199

I'm not really into yank stuff although it is growing on me. But, that looks pretty damn appealing. I could definately fancy that. £5500 puts me off fortunately. Can buy a lot of old French crap for that kinda money.

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Posted 27 November 2009 - 09:04 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/08/!BgGGZz!!2k~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0498660953

I really really like these, but I've never been brave enough to buy one.

Wheras this is probably more in tune with my life than a pretty Fiat.
http://i.ebayimg.com/16/!BgEVkfg!Wk~$(KG...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0538069199

We had two Fiat 850 Coupes in the seventies, I think they're gorgeous.

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Posted 27 November 2009 - 09:04 PM

CAN I SPEAK TO DOCTOR HIRST PLEASE

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2.0 exec, one ownr from new + full history

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Posted 27 November 2009 - 09:09 PM

I'm the high bidder now, you rotten sod. Thanks a million.

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Posted 27 November 2009 - 09:11 PM

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another one owner job, 39k from new. I bet that would come up amazing with a bit of polishing mop thrown at it. Current bid £73

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Posted 27 November 2009 - 09:12 PM

Thank God for that, it's only a 440. If it was a 460 I'd have been screwed.

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Posted 27 November 2009 - 09:16 PM

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RENAULT MEGANE AMBULANCE (NOT SWINE FLU, TB, GONORRHOEA, MIGRAINE)

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Posted 27 November 2009 - 09:20 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ200410208003 RENAULT MEGANE AMBULANCE (NOT SWINE FLU, TB, GONORRHOEA, MIGRAINE)

Thats no fun, they've stripped the decals and the blues and twos! Its just an old bit of french shite thats been to the moon and back.
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Posted 27 November 2009 - 09:31 PM

Sceasick with fucked interior, nasty bodywork and million miles. Mmmm, appealing.If they'd left the lights and stuff I was quite fancying running a cut price emergency service. As they haven't though it looks fit for landfill and not much else.

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Posted 27 November 2009 - 10:36 PM

Look what's behind that 850 coupe - a Multipla!
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Posted 27 November 2009 - 10:36 PM

Should imagine the Scenic is GR8 4 HELPIN PPL IN RD AXIDENTZ :wink:

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Posted 27 November 2009 - 11:19 PM

Look what's behind that 850 coupe - a Multipla!

by gum I never spotted that! I'd LOVE one of those!!! -of course ,not in the nice condition of that one - needs to be a wee bit shiter for my requirements..

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Posted 27 November 2009 - 11:25 PM

AUTOSHITE MEDICAL SERVICES A moon-mileage Scenic with a glovebox full of paracetemol, a used bandage, some electricians tape (always useful) and a wooden crutch, circa 1971.We could cover all the classic car shows, undercut those St Johns ripoff merchants.

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Posted 27 November 2009 - 11:29 PM

http://www.carandcla...uk/car/C116145/
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http://www.carandcla...uk/car/C125771/
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http://www.carandcla...uk/car/C125096/
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http://www.carandcla...uk/car/C124841/
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http://www.carandcla...uk/car/C120372/
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http://www.carandcla...uk/car/C123719/
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comprehensive service history totalling over £12.000



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Posted 28 November 2009 - 12:07 AM

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comprehensive service history totalling over £12.000

so thats about £580ish a year sounds fairly reasonable surely

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Posted 28 November 2009 - 07:30 AM

I'm the high bidder now, you rotten sod. Thanks a million.

Ooh, that's nice. Pretty sure I saw a tidy one of them locally the other evening (it was dark, but definitely a high-spec Carina II saloon). If my Bluebird suddenly sold I'd be very tempted by that myself... Edit: Shame about the rear door cards in it. What happened there?! It was first registered on my 21st birthday.

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Posted 28 November 2009 - 10:05 AM

What kind of doofus would condemn somethng like this?

ONLY HAVE KEYS AS THIS CAME IN FROM GARAGE AND V5 HAS BEEN SENT TO DVLA SO CANT GO BACK ON THE ROAD AS NO V5 AVAILABLE

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Although, it's still on the doovla records...

Date of Liability 01 12 2009
Date of First Registration 31 10 1986
Year of Manufacture 1986
Cylinder Capacity (cc) 1989CC
CO2 Emissions Not Available
Fuel Type Petrol
Export Marker Not Applicable
Vehicle Status Licence Due to Expire
Vehicle Colour BLUE
Vehicle Type Approval

Could it be reclaimed??

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Posted 28 November 2009 - 10:15 AM

It could be reclaimed, but it depends how it's been 'sent off to DVLA'. I'm assuming the seller is a scrapyard - if he's got it via scrappage then it's Cat B and can't be returned to road. If it's just a drive-in breaker then yeah, the DVLA can do a VIC and get it back on the road, same as any other 'scrapped' car. To the DVLA, the 'scrapped' marker just means that they're not going to hassle anyone for SORN/Tax. It's still on the system, they still have the details, and if they're happy that you're not pulling a fast one they can unscrap it. It's not straightforward though, you'll need to speak to actual humans at the doovla.First step would be to buy the car and put it somewhere safe, since the process can take a while.

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Posted 28 November 2009 - 12:58 PM

Oooh, liking that. A lot. Though personally, I'd get some less ridiculous wheels and paint it beige.

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Posted 28 November 2009 - 01:12 PM

It could be reclaimed, but it depends how it's been 'sent off to DVLA'. I'm assuming the seller is a scrapyard - if he's got it via scrappage then it's Cat B and can't be returned to road. If it's just a drive-in breaker then yeah, the DVLA can do a VIC and get it back on the road, same as any other 'scrapped' car. To the DVLA, the 'scrapped' marker just means that they're not going to hassle anyone for SORN/Tax. It's still on the system, they still have the details, and if they're happy that you're not pulling a fast one they can unscrap it. It's not straightforward though, you'll need to speak to actual humans at the doovla. First step would be to buy the car and put it somewhere safe, since the process can take a while.

It's not as hard as you think, scrappage apart. One of our Mk1s was 'scrapped' before we bought her, without a V5. I applied, waited and waited, and eventually argued the toss with the DVLA and they sent out the V5, no VIC check needed.
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