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#16111 OFFLINE   wuvvum

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Posted 26 November 2009 - 10:51 PM

Fiat 131 diesel :shock:

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VM powah?

Classy brown velour interior too...

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Posted 26 November 2009 - 11:23 PM

I was busily looking on eBay.de when I came across this stunning example....

grufty 17m

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Whats all that about?
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Posted 26 November 2009 - 11:30 PM

That's rough........... :lol:

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Posted 26 November 2009 - 11:34 PM

I was about to go to sleep, no chance now. Reminds me of the French/German eBay legend couple and an Aphex Twin video at the same time....

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Posted 26 November 2009 - 11:42 PM

I thought the general thing with advertising cars with women was a new car with a face and body thatll sell the car, due to men wanting to impress said woman.That ad scores 1/2 a mark out of 2, purely for effort.'Nicht! Nicht! Das ist überhaupt nicht nett!'
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#16116 OFFLINE   whitevanman

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Posted 27 November 2009 - 12:10 AM

feck.........................thats a rough old dog..........but the cars alrightBoom, Boom.....................ah the old ones are the best :D :lol: :lol: :lol:

WTF is 'german look'? Listening to the fuggin skorpions while combing your mullet?.


#16117 OFFLINE   Tayne

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Posted 27 November 2009 - 12:29 AM

Dacia Sandero anyone?

Only 500km on the clock!

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Its even a pov-spec 1.4!

http://cgi.ebay.de/D... ... _500wt_969

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#16118 ONLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 27 November 2009 - 01:29 AM

Shitting nora, what a munt-hound.

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Posted 27 November 2009 - 01:35 AM

I was busily looking on eBay.de when I came across this stunning example....

grufty 17m

http://i.ebayimg.com/20/!B(RZN)gBmk~$(KG...
http://i.ebayimg.com/13/!BbV1-l!!2k~$(KG...

Whats all that about?

I think the munter is there to make the car look better.

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#16120 OFFLINE   barrett

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Posted 27 November 2009 - 07:14 AM

Shitting nora, what a munt-hound.

That resulted in a rather unique half nasal, half vocal snorting sound. thanks! that said, i blooming love Taunuses, even shitey ones like that.

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Posted 27 November 2009 - 09:35 AM

http://i.ebayimg.com/20/!B(RZN)gBmk~$(KG...

11 more like that = most inexplicable calendar ever.

Don't mind the Taunus though.

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Posted 27 November 2009 - 09:37 AM

Christ, reminds me of that old expression 'face like a blind cobblers thumb'

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Posted 27 November 2009 - 10:03 AM

Check out this SUPA_COOL Granada dead-people carrier.
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How great would it be to hink about in this?
Sadly it's fate to be pointlessly smashed up appears to be sealed.

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Posted 27 November 2009 - 10:21 AM

It wouldn't be that cool, for a start you'd have to look like this:
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Posted 27 November 2009 - 10:59 AM

Check out this SUPA_COOL Granada dead-people carrier.
http://i.ebayimg.com/13/!BfBj-(!BWk~$(KG...
How great would it be to hink about in this?
Sadly it's fate to be pointlessly smashed up appears to be sealed.

Silver paint job, rip out back boards nad install 2 rows of seats and that would be an uber kewl MPV, no one would guess it had been a hearse.
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Posted 27 November 2009 - 11:03 AM

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Posted 27 November 2009 - 11:17 AM

Just going back to the hearse (*and because I cant get into a clinic room at the moment)
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Fookin A people shifter - see how happy they all are.
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Posted 27 November 2009 - 11:24 AM

That drawing is the most feeble thing I have ever seen, it's almost endearing.

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Posted 27 November 2009 - 11:28 AM

http://i.ebayimg.com/06/!BdubwH!!mk~$(KG...
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That is a lovely car - but to me, that paint job looks all wrong - just doesn't suit it. I know nothing about paint technology and the like - does it just look odd because paint with that sort of finish wasn't available when these were in production or summit?

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Posted 27 November 2009 - 12:04 PM

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Hey thanks for those sporty additions, really improves the car. Love the stance!

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Posted 27 November 2009 - 12:12 PM

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Hmm, lokos nice apart from the bed-iron roof rack which appears to be bolted straight through the roof!

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Posted 27 November 2009 - 12:15 PM

Just going back to the hearse (*and because I cant get into a clinic room at the moment) *WINDOW-LICKER.JPEG*.

Presumably you needed to be in the clinic room to have more/stronger medicine issued? :D

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Posted 27 November 2009 - 12:17 PM

hey thats nice. Lots of bids happening on it:

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Posted 27 November 2009 - 12:18 PM

Wow!

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#16135 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 27 November 2009 - 12:21 PM

5-cyl passat estate!!!!

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I would rate this as being at high risk of recieving the usual stickers, german plates, cheap coilovers etc. Lovely car though

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#16136 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 27 November 2009 - 12:23 PM

Love this. 2 litre!

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The guys had it up for sale for ages for about 4 large, now its on without reserve, I reckon itll make about a quarter of that if he doesnt pull it a few hours from the end.

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Posted 27 November 2009 - 12:26 PM

Lovely!!!

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Posted 27 November 2009 - 12:28 PM

I'd hit that!!!

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Posted 27 November 2009 - 12:48 PM

Just going back to the hearse (*and because I cant get into a clinic room at the moment)
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Fookin A people shifter - see how happy they all are.

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Posted 27 November 2009 - 12:49 PM

That drawing is the most feeble thing I have ever seen, it's almost endearing.

http://i.ebayimg.com/12/!BgEIOMwBWk~$(KG...
1970 Ford Transit

Ideal for parking outside banks.

Hmmm, nice but has a fair bit if filler going on! Would like to see the inside, specially the pedals :wink:
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