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#16081 OFFLINE   brammy777

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Posted 25 November 2009 - 02:28 PM

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1989 Ford Fiesta 1.1 L

£350 BIN. In Bishops Stortford. They're always in Bishops Stortford.

Tempting, but 99% of my funds are tied to christmas. This ebay voucher says £315 to me :(
Why is the 1.1 L insurance group 4?
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Is that off a Maestro, Montego or a Metro?
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Posted 25 November 2009 - 02:46 PM

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1988 MG Montego 2.0i

I bet these are utterly fantastic cars, I would have one of these over the turbo. Very smart looking too!

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Posted 25 November 2009 - 03:10 PM

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1981 Ford Cortina 1.6 GL

Cortina in Scotland - I knew it would be before I even looked at the location, on account of the weird house with the "shipping container" upper half. Dunno what they're all about, must be a Scottish thing.

#16084 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 25 November 2009 - 03:14 PM

No, they have them in other depressing locations too, for example Essex and Luton. "not suitable for mortgage purposes"

#16085 OFFLINE   Angrydicky

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Posted 25 November 2009 - 03:31 PM

It's true, there's at least one street in Southend full of them.

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#16086 OFFLINE   trigger

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Posted 25 November 2009 - 03:47 PM

There's a street in Silver End in Essex in which every house has a flat roof, It's the most depressing place I've been to.

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Anyway back on topic...

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How about this Uno with 45000 miles, MOT until March and some pretty jazzy graphics for £195.

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Posted 25 November 2009 - 03:48 PM

Those houses look ace if you ask me!

#16088 OFFLINE   mnde

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Posted 25 November 2009 - 04:05 PM

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1976 Volvo 66 GL

Got a hot date with the most stunning girl in town? Drive her in this! Bonus points if you leave her sat in it whilst you go around pumping the tyres up with a squeaky single-barrel footpump from Wilkinsons.

This is immense! T'has to be one of the best pieces of chod on here for ages, it just screams SHITE :D

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#16089 OFFLINE   CIH

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Posted 25 November 2009 - 06:39 PM

Surely that Marina is screaming to have a caravan dropped on it or blown up or something ? :roll: Looks just like the Valiant from Duel, from the front.

#16090 OFFLINE   rover420

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Posted 25 November 2009 - 06:53 PM

[quote name="trigger"]There's a street in Silver End in Essex in which every house has a flat roof, It's the most depressing place I've been to.

The houses in silver end were built by Mr Crittell for the workers at his metal window factory. There's more than one street of them.

I rather like the style of them but agree that they're mostly in pretty shocking condition

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Posted 25 November 2009 - 06:57 PM

You know where i mean then, The last time i drove down there about 4 years ago the gardens where piled high in old sofa's and other crap and just looked so ran down whilst the rest of the area was quite nice.

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#16092 OFFLINE   Tayne

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Posted 25 November 2009 - 07:12 PM

There's a street in Silver End in Essex in which every house has a flat roof, It's the most depressing place I've been to. The houses in silver end were built by Mr Crittell for the workers at his metal window factory. There's more than one street of them. I rather like the style of them but agree that they're mostly in pretty shocking condition

Proper 30s art deco. I'd love to live in something like that, with a 30s interior and a proper front door though. And a definite lack of skanky neighbours...
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#16093 OFFLINE   Gompo

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Posted 25 November 2009 - 09:23 PM

Many thanks to Hirst and Mr B for much amusement over the last few pages. Love the Cesk!

There's a few interesting cars on't Trader at the moment, but as ever I cant embed pics but i've uploaded a few for your pleasure:

SEAT MARBELLA Ok, so I started with the best.. And decided to upload a pic:

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TOYOTA TERCEL This was good enough for the pic treatment too:

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Honda Accord.. at a dealer so expensive I'm turning into a Honda fanboy.

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Cherry, an expensive way to lose your virginity

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'One for Pog' Millsamatic too

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Sunny but expensive

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Nice ornaments at the house behind!

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#16094 OFFLINE   Spottedlaurel

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Posted 25 November 2009 - 09:43 PM

I wouldn't say the Sunny or Accord are overly expensive, if they really are in decent nick and are capable of use without any great expenditure. I'd happily have either of them!I suppose my Bluebird was a bit pricey at just over £500, but I've been able to use it as my daily with nothing more than a set of wiper blades. Haven't even had to get new tax for it yet.

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Posted 25 November 2009 - 09:43 PM

BISF (British Iron Steel Federation) houses, prefabricated in other words.As suprising as it sounds we have loads of them here (the 'Cornish' style) in Swansea. A knackered Vectra or Tipo is a usual garden ornament in them.I love that white Montego, getting the want for one bigtime.

#16096 OFFLINE   trigger

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Posted 25 November 2009 - 09:53 PM

This GARAGE HERE that I've found on autotrader seem to have a few bits of shite for sale.

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Being my favorites, Also loveing the SVX and the Gold Celica.

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#16097 OFFLINE   Mash

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Posted 25 November 2009 - 09:59 PM

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I've been keeping my eye on this Sunny for some time, it really is in beautiful condition. I'm currently on the lookout for a new daily driver since my B11 spat it's dummy out. I suspect this is just too nice to use everyday though but I'm sorely tempted...

I'd better hurry up and find a Micra before this ends up on my drive next to the other one! :roll: The 30000 mile Cherry is appealing too.
I dont no wot there worth tbh mate only wont it for pre 68 obvserly lol hav u got any pics plz mate

#16098 OFFLINE   Gompo

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Posted 25 November 2009 - 10:00 PM

This GARAGE HERE that I've found on autotrader seem to have a few bits of shite for sale.

They've also had those two cars on offer for atleast a year - I'd wouldnt be surprised if it's two years. I was thinking about adding them, I'm curious if anyones been to view them or not?

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Posted 25 November 2009 - 11:01 PM

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This is a pretty looking Allegro, Don't think i've said that before! :oops:

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Posted 25 November 2009 - 11:16 PM

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This is a pretty looking Allegro, Don't think i've said that before! :oops:

That is nice.
When you see one like that you can see why people did actually want to own one from new, despite the bad press.

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#16101 OFFLINE   CortinaDave

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Posted 26 November 2009 - 04:47 PM

This is appealing:

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#16102 OFFLINE   whitevanman

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Posted 26 November 2009 - 05:02 PM

NO Dave...................you'll go blind and be even more skint than you already are :wink:

WTF is 'german look'? Listening to the fuggin skorpions while combing your mullet?.


#16103 OFFLINE   CortinaDave

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Posted 26 November 2009 - 06:16 PM

Fear not, someone has just bid more than my £20 top bid :lol:

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Posted 26 November 2009 - 07:40 PM

Well, I liked it! (can anyone find a Renault for this page by the way?)

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#16105 OFFLINE   barrett

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Posted 26 November 2009 - 08:02 PM

Well, I liked it! (can anyone find a Renault for this page by the way?)

wot, like this?
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hmmm, bit overpriced but it looks a minter!

Oh, and that XM is lush, rapidly becoming my favourite big citroen...

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Posted 26 November 2009 - 08:57 PM

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Rather crusty Fiat 500

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Posted 26 November 2009 - 09:00 PM

That XM.... I think I'll have to chuck a bid at that in a few days.Mmm. I don't like diesels at all, but they don't annoy me in Citroens.

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Posted 26 November 2009 - 09:04 PM

'77 Fiat 124 Spider.

i'd be tempted but the seller has made no effort with that ad and wants £4750.

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Posted 26 November 2009 - 09:13 PM

'72 Alfa GTV

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I have a current v5 for the vehicle,which includes the nice transferable number plate

Don't you need an mot for that....

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#16110 OFFLINE   M'coli

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Posted 26 November 2009 - 09:18 PM

'72 Alfa GTV

http://i.ebayimg.com/19/!Bfu3uW!CGk~$(KG...

I have a current v5 for the vehicle,which includes the nice transferable number plate

Don't you need an mot for that....

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... _500wt_969
Easy enough to get a MOT on another shell that's pre-79, IIRC...




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