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Posted 24 November 2009 - 01:11 PM

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1989 Ford Fiesta 1.1 L

£350 BIN. In Bishops Stortford. They're always in Bishops Stortford.

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1988 Peugeot 305 LD Van

Excellent! I know where there's one of these still in use by some local business. Not this one though, it's in Somerset.

#16052 OFFLINE   RedSparrow

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Posted 24 November 2009 - 01:18 PM

Re MetroAnother ruined motor. I don't see why people put things like 'rat-look.com' on their cars. If you have to explain it, it hasn't worked has it?It'd be like wearing a t-shirt with 'I am cool' written on it.Cocks.

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Posted 24 November 2009 - 01:20 PM

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1980 Ford Fiesta 1.1 GL

Bin the trims, go around with the wheel silver, apply trim rings, cruise around in style!

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Posted 24 November 2009 - 03:14 PM

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This sounds nice, Mk 2 Fiesta 1.1 Ghia auto with only 32k and a years MOT for £450ono, Shame about the crap photo but it's looks clean enough in it.

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I'd quite fancy one of these to play around in at the moment, They have started to grow on my lately and this one sounds well looked after for the £595 price, Even had 11 months ticket on it.

1979 Triumph Dolomite 1500 SE

1983 Rover 2600SE SD1

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#16055 OFFLINE   trigger

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Posted 24 November 2009 - 03:21 PM

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These must be very rare, This one has only done 1096 miles from new! :shock:

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Posted 24 November 2009 - 03:22 PM

I would love a 305 van, they are indestructible.

Distance: 551.2 miles

Ah. And no T or T. :(

#16057 OFFLINE   stoterstangen90

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Posted 24 November 2009 - 04:06 PM

http://link.marktplaats.nl/294702506

Velorex anyone?

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#16058 OFFLINE   trigger

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Posted 24 November 2009 - 04:25 PM

The chap i bought my 1602 from had one of them Velrorex's, I wondered what it was, You can just about see it in the corner of this photo.

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#16059 OFFLINE   Pete-M

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Posted 24 November 2009 - 05:31 PM

Velorexes were pretty much free in Czech until not long ago. The Czechs don't rate 'em much, but they all tell tales of driving 'em without the canvas on the body - that is meant to be properly good fun.

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#16060 OFFLINE   Pete-M

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Posted 24 November 2009 - 05:32 PM

I would love a 305 van, they are indestructible.

Distance: 551.2 miles

Ah. And no T or T. :(

I was thinking the exact same thing... wonder hoe much welding it needs?

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Posted 24 November 2009 - 05:41 PM

lovely KROME BUMPA alfetta, 800 euros

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Posted 24 November 2009 - 05:53 PM

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"Yo starsky! Bay City Motors here"

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Posted 24 November 2009 - 05:57 PM

ROTFL :lol: :lol: :lol:

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02 51 MG ZT 190 "for spares"


#16064 OFFLINE   Mr H Sceptre

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Posted 24 November 2009 - 06:07 PM

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These must be very rare, This one has only done 1096 miles from new! :shock:

Lovely car, but £10K strikes me as a bit excessive......
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Posted 24 November 2009 - 07:08 PM

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These must be very rare, This one has only done 1096 miles from new! :shock:

Lovely car, but £10K strikes me as a bit excessive......
It started off at £4k about a year ago which was reasonable, will be lucky to get ten grand for a car you can't actually use. I've seen really detailed pics of it and it is however absolutely as new 8)
I dont no wot there worth tbh mate only wont it for pre 68 obvserly lol hav u got any pics plz mate

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Posted 24 November 2009 - 07:10 PM

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This sounds nice, Mk 2 Fiesta 1.1 Ghia auto with only 32k and a years MOT for £450ono, Shame about the crap photo but it's looks clean enough in it.

Oooh it's in Yorkshire. Hmm I wanted one of these as a daily a few years back, dare I get yet another 80s car to give me grief in a few months time??
I dont no wot there worth tbh mate only wont it for pre 68 obvserly lol hav u got any pics plz mate

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Posted 24 November 2009 - 07:17 PM



Lovely car, but £10K strikes me as a bit excessive......

It started off at £4k about a year ago which was reasonable, will be lucky to get ten grand for a car you can't actually use. I've seen really detailed pics of it and it is however absolutely as new 8)

£4k I could sort of maybe understand, if I really wanted a 30 year old Datsun to occasionally wander about in. Maybe. Every mile would devalue it and destroy a bit of its uniqueness, but it wouldn't be a crime. Keep it clean and hope it'll be worth something with 6000 miles on the clock.

£10k is perfect Rover SD1 Vitesse money, or a very very nice Mk2 RS2000 Custom. It's useable 911 Carrera 3.2 or a nice Bentley Turbo R. It's the best Range Rover Classic out there, a world of choice.

If I spent £10k on a 160J I'd want someone to shoot me.

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Posted 24 November 2009 - 09:14 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... mobiles_UK?
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Dont see many early front models anymore
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Posted 24 November 2009 - 09:59 PM

If I win the lottery I shall employ Bollox & Hirst to write all my future dialogues and all my contributions to this forum. Damn, you make me LOL.Also, OMG QUARTIC!!

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Posted 24 November 2009 - 10:30 PM

If I win the lottery I shall employ Bollox & Hirst to write all my future dialogues and all my contributions to this forum. Damn, you make me LOL.

Wouldn't need to win the lottery to beat my current wage, some gravy train I'm on.

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Posted 24 November 2009 - 10:39 PM

oh ffs someone is selling that Datsun for 2x the-last-price again ?

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Posted 24 November 2009 - 10:42 PM

Wow, that Granada is an early one for MKIII.Id love to have that, but as per, its up north. Typical!
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Posted 24 November 2009 - 10:43 PM

If I win the lottery I shall employ Bollox & Hirst to write all my future dialogues and all my contributions to this forum. Damn, you make me LOL.

Wouldn't need to win the lottery to beat my current wage, some gravy train I'm on.

Can't afford anything on my wage, but I could pay you in brochures for a while...

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Posted 24 November 2009 - 11:05 PM

Any good to you keef???
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Allegro in F or F**in Allegro?

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Posted 25 November 2009 - 07:43 AM

http://i.ebayimg.com/07/!Bf3!uj!BGk~$(KG...
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That Torino appears to be one that Ford released as a special edition in the '70s, rather than a normal car that's been painted up. Quite rare.

Due to the dirge on TV at the moment I'm usually watching Series 2 of the Starsky & Hutch DVD set, groovy stuff 8)

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Posted 25 November 2009 - 12:48 PM

Look at this for 500 bulbs of garlic!!!

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Posted 25 November 2009 - 01:02 PM

1979 Opel Rekord estate in Autotrader! Only 45000 miles from new!

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1976 Volvo 66 GL

Got a hot date with the most stunning girl in town? Drive her in this! Bonus points if you leave her sat in it whilst you go around pumping the tyres up with a squeaky single-barrel footpump from Wilkinsons.

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1978 Morris Marina 1.3 L

Lovely low-mileage Marina.

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1986 Ford Capri 2.8 Injection Automatic

Cliff Richard's old Capri. I'd love to him to be reunited with it (at 50mph whilst he stands in the road).

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Posted 25 November 2009 - 01:16 PM

Cliff Richard's old Capri. I'd love to him to be reunited with it (at 50mph whilst he stands in the road).

DUE TO THE OBVIOUS SIGNIFICANCE OF THE CELEBRITY LINK TO THE PREVIOUS OWNER THE V5 REGISTRATION DOCUMENT HAS NOT, IN FACT, BEEN RETURNED TO THE DVLA SWANSEA FOR RE-REGISTRATION IN THE NEW KEEPERS NAME & ADDRESS. AS SUCH THE REGISTERED KEEPER REMAINS AS "CLIFF RICHARD" AND SHOWS AS JUST 1 PREVIOUS OWNER

GR8 FOR CLIFF RCHRD GETTIN UR SPEEDIN TIKETS ON WAY HOME.

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Posted 25 November 2009 - 02:22 PM

Did we have this one yet?
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Jazzy!




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