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#15991 ONLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 22 November 2009 - 07:52 PM

hey this looks rather delectable for 500 french pounds.

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YUM!

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#15992 ONLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 22 November 2009 - 07:56 PM

Check this interior, DECADENT isnt int it!!!!

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Best not to look at the outside

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http://www.leboncoin...832.htm?ca=12_s

Its even got the old roofrack so you can drop right in on the oldskool simca scene crew. 500 cleggs

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Posted 22 November 2009 - 08:03 PM

There's a simple explanation. Anyone who buys a 180 has to have serious mental issues, so it stands to reason that the people selling 'em are proper fuckwits.

Bit unfair that, I visited Vicsmith today and he didn't display any particularly obvious signs of serious mental issues.

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Though he does get a bit ruffled if you highlight the fact that they no longer produce episodes of the game show "Turnabout" - bit of a sticking point that one.

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Posted 22 November 2009 - 08:03 PM

Jeez, France is a haven for shiters. Here is my official announcement that I am going to become a millionaire, move there and buy loads of chod.
I dont no wot there worth tbh mate only wont it for pre 68 obvserly lol hav u got any pics plz mate

#15995 OFFLINE   Mike D

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Posted 22 November 2009 - 08:05 PM

HHHNNNNGGG!!!

I will be buying another old Mazda in the summer fo sure!

http://www.leboncoin...174.htm?ca=12_s

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Posted 22 November 2009 - 08:06 PM

Just get yourself an old guest-house and some hatchet-faced old german bint with a decent set of pins and you are all there. Millions of investment not necessary.

#15997 OFFLINE   Mike D

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Posted 22 November 2009 - 08:08 PM

S110 lushness

http://www.leboncoin...155.htm?ca=12_s

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Posted 22 November 2009 - 08:08 PM

Wonky-faced feminist Tracey Emin is supposedly moving to France if/when that 50% tax on the rich comes in, that's one good reason not to bother.

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Posted 22 November 2009 - 08:12 PM

Just mow her down in an old Citroen while wearing a beret, stripey jumper and onions, and smoking a gitanne, for instant englo-franco good relations

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Posted 22 November 2009 - 08:14 PM

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It's a bit annoying that cars are so expensive in France, I could see myself in one of these. 5500 euros though!

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Posted 22 November 2009 - 08:15 PM

http://www.leboncoin...287.htm?ca=12_s

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Crap colour and wanky stripes but i'd love to drag this to my garage and exercise my toolkit on it 8)

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Posted 22 November 2009 - 08:18 PM

I'd buy that for a dollar!

http://www.leboncoin...448.htm?ca=12_s

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Posted 22 November 2009 - 08:25 PM

Look at this bugger, reckons to have only done 2000 kms. Pricey though:

http://www.leboncoin...291.htm?ca=12_s

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I dont no wot there worth tbh mate only wont it for pre 68 obvserly lol hav u got any pics plz mate

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Posted 22 November 2009 - 08:35 PM

Hey I'm enjoying this Le boncoin thingy!

This guy wants to swap his Tagora:

http://www.leboncoin...214.htm?ca=12_s

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I dont no wot there worth tbh mate only wont it for pre 68 obvserly lol hav u got any pics plz mate

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Posted 22 November 2009 - 09:19 PM

Here's an old Talbot with the steering wheel on the correct side.
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http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0496299383

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Posted 22 November 2009 - 09:37 PM

'Yeah, i'm selling the old talbot on the internet! Yeah thats right you can put a photo up on there so everyone can see it nice and clear, its a great idea. Took a couple this morning and uploaded them'

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Posted 22 November 2009 - 10:04 PM

Here's an old Talbot with the steering wheel on the correct side.
http://i.ebayimg.com/09/!BfoF6KwBWk~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0496299383

ooooh a samba, and its nearby.

(clicks to watch)
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Is that off a Maestro, Montego or a Metro?
DUNNO!

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Posted 22 November 2009 - 10:07 PM

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I LIKE 2 WELD IT WELD IT.
I LIKE 2 WELD IT WELD IT.
I LIKE 2 WELD IT WELD IT.
I LIKE 2.... WELD IT!!!

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Posted 22 November 2009 - 10:16 PM

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Yes!

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NO!!!!

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0493561376

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Posted 22 November 2009 - 10:16 PM

ooooh a samba, and its nearby. (clicks to watch)

Ideal first car for you. Nip round and take a test drive.

It always amuses me that e46s vie with the PT Cruiser as the car that's too shit for Autoshite, 

 

 


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Posted 22 November 2009 - 10:18 PM

Are you looking for transport that is better than catching the bus, and still completely bereft of style?
Then have we got a deal for you...
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Posted 22 November 2009 - 10:19 PM

Hey I like that Maestro, 1.6 too! Very nice.

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Posted 22 November 2009 - 10:23 PM


http://i.ebayimg.com/17/!BfHN+eg!mk~$(KG...
NO!!!!

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0493561376

"I would not advise you drive this car away as the tyre rubs the wing so would need a trailer or transport."

Thats ok, I can bend it!

Can you still buy wings for those....

It always amuses me that e46s vie with the PT Cruiser as the car that's too shit for Autoshite, 

 

 


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Posted 22 November 2009 - 10:29 PM

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HI M8 WUD U TAKE 9p COLECT 2NITE?

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Posted 22 November 2009 - 10:34 PM

HI M8 WUD U TAKE 9p COLECT 2NITE?

"I wouldn't take a skip in part exchange for that!"

It always amuses me that e46s vie with the PT Cruiser as the car that's too shit for Autoshite, 

 

 


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Posted 22 November 2009 - 10:48 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/21/!BfszK3g!Wk~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0361837159
I LIKE 2 WELD IT WELD IT.
I LIKE 2 WELD IT WELD IT.
I LIKE 2 WELD IT WELD IT.
I LIKE 2.... WELD IT!!!

Looks to have some other choice examples of Italian ferrous oxide in his collection too:

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Sud, Autobianchi and a Y10 on another listing.
I dont no wot there worth tbh mate only wont it for pre 68 obvserly lol hav u got any pics plz mate

#16017 OFFLINE   wuvvum

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Posted 22 November 2009 - 11:30 PM

Wonder if the A112's for sale. Would look GR9 parked next to my Innocenti.

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Posted 23 November 2009 - 04:31 AM

Looks like a real enthusiasts collection that lot, skilfully stored by the looks of it too :roll:

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Posted 23 November 2009 - 04:55 AM

I have always REALLY wanted one of these. Wish I had the money for a big, complicated, useless project:

http://cgi.ebay.com/... ... 1e59392b02
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4 Yugos for sale in Canada. You find them, you buy them. Piles of crap not included:
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Posted 23 November 2009 - 07:21 AM

Thats it, i'm moving to France.....

How is it that VWPowered doesn't have about a million bits of shite knocking around by now? I don't think i'd be able to control myself if i saw that many Tagoras for sale (aaand breathe and repeat, 'must past test first')

That samba looks ACE, they're on my shortlist of 'first shite' when the time finally comes.

Edit: Leboncoin is a bit much really, i've not looked at anything past 400€ and there is already too much tat to filter through.

250 smackers! Yum!
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be like the ghostbusters, but in the future! - 250 notes!
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very early R5 - 300 well-spent french pounds
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stupidly early visa - one hundred euros!
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http://www.leboncoin...769.htm?ca=12_s

wow!!!....sans moteur though, 400€ to you guv
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ok i'll stop now before i bust a nut

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