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#15931 ONLINE   Pillock

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Posted 20 November 2009 - 04:46 PM

Very tidy looking for not much coin. I especially like the car mats made from his living room carpet offcuts, backs up the claim of one-old-giffer-owner nicely.Those 220s shift nicely too, not RS-Rudeboy quick but certainly enough for a few chuckles at the traffic light grand prix.

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Posted 20 November 2009 - 04:56 PM

Boll, since you might end up leaving it stood in your work car park or be dismantling it to cure oil leaks and all that business, here's an important tip - don't let the battery get too flat and never leave it completely without a battery (unless you're quickly switching another one on). Otherwise they can "lose" their keyfob code and not start, which isn't particularly helpful.Nice though apart from that.

#15933 OFFLINE   brammy777

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Posted 20 November 2009 - 06:41 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/04/!Be-ClPw!2k~$(KG...
1982 Austin Allegro 3 1.0 L

Misery!

Got to be ideal for Brammy's first car!
Bah why is it when im waiting for a garage to be given to me do all the good ones pop up!
But ta anyway.
Im really wanting a cheap nova or samba more than anything.
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Is that off a Maestro, Montego or a Metro?
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#15934 OFFLINE   Lankytim

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Posted 20 November 2009 - 07:49 PM

QUICK!!! 56 QUID INNIT.

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 2a02a740ab

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#15935 OFFLINE   trigger

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Posted 20 November 2009 - 08:19 PM

hey this looks nice!

http://i.ebayimg.com/20/!Be8i3PQBmk~$(KG...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...em=140359629187

I have won it!!!!!! NEW CAR TIME, i love that time.

Nice purchase Bo1!, That looks like a nice one especially for that price.

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#15936 OFFLINE   r.welfare

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Posted 20 November 2009 - 08:30 PM

When you take the 6 months' tax out of the equation, that 220 works out at less than £20 per month of MOT remaining. Truly shite pricing!I'd imagine the oil leak may be from the head gasket, typical T-series stuff and nowt to worry about unless you have a pristine driveway...

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Posted 20 November 2009 - 09:25 PM

QUICK!!! 56 QUID INNIT.

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 2a02a740ab

http://i.ebayimg.com/08/!BeBM!W!B2k~$(KG...

Finished at £123.51 this time, Is scrap metal worth that at the moment?.

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#15938 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 20 November 2009 - 10:43 PM

Such a shame about that Alfa, that is impossibly rare and folk are queueing up just to rob its fuggin engine. I would have had a go at that, except I have applied for a job in Germany, which would have me clearing off when only one side of it is welded up and all the trim is out, leaving me to stick it on eBay as a half-arsed project (which would only end up having its engine robbed anyway, just 6 months later on).

Anyway:
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Posted 20 November 2009 - 10:45 PM

Soz Mr B, if I recall you used it all up when you were colourcoding the bumpers on your Torslanda.

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Posted 20 November 2009 - 11:18 PM

Genuine article. None of your hastily assembled Bongo conversions.
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She has been my full time home for the last eight years: I will be glad to pass her on to another loving custodian - [one who is 5'11" or less I recommend!].

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I cannot bear to waste her - so lets give it a go... :-)

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#15941 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 20 November 2009 - 11:35 PM

^^^^ Thats qualz, I wouldnt mind living in that! If its nice and warm inside that is.

Check out the sheer hideousness of this mini!

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What is it with Minis and wiring? Theyve only got about 10 wires in the whole car but folk still manage to turn them into mangled rats nests of shit.

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Mmm very appealing that. :roll:

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Posted 20 November 2009 - 11:41 PM

V8 rebuild anyone? http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... _720wt_954
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#15943 OFFLINE   Tayne

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Posted 20 November 2009 - 11:49 PM

Ugly Scorpio "The car is almost in roadworthy condition except from a problem with the ABS (i got mud between the rear sensor and ring) and excess smoke from the engine" http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... _500wt_969
Tous les Vauxhalls sont des merdes

#15944 OFFLINE   Tayne

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Posted 20 November 2009 - 11:52 PM

"BOUGHT AS WINTER PROJECT BUT MRS SAYS IT HAS TO GO AND AS SHE WEARS THE TROUSERS IT'S GOING!!!" http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... _512wt_954
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Posted 21 November 2009 - 12:52 AM

except from a problem with the ABS (i got mud between the rear sensor and ring)

The sensor works by the passing ring's teeth magnetised, a bit of mud wouldn't stop the magnetic flow, unless it was a bit of magnetic mud. Some of these excuses, you'd think they'd spend 1 minute cleaning it off.

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Posted 21 November 2009 - 12:56 AM

except from a problem with the ABS (i got mud between the rear sensor and ring)

The sensor works by the passing ring's teeth magnetised, a bit of mud wouldn't stop the magnetic flow, unless it was a bit of magnetic mud. Some of these excuses, you'd think they'd spend 1 minute cleaning it off.

"It doesn't have an mot, but it should pass one without issue" - well go and test it and get a few hundred more for it you twat.
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#15947 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 21 November 2009 - 01:11 AM

LOLZ, tell me about it, if I had a quid for every ebay shitter that 'will defo pass the MOT' i'd have about £900m.

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Posted 21 November 2009 - 07:37 AM

I wonder (and this is the nasty bastard in me) if you could successfully sue someone if they say "will deffo pass next mot" and then it doesn't for the cost of the work needed.And this is why I sold the last one stating that "it probably will need work for the next MOT"
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#15949 OFFLINE   Richard

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Posted 21 November 2009 - 08:01 AM

It rarely gets you a few hundred more, that's why people don't bother.

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Posted 21 November 2009 - 11:25 AM

One owner Alfetta! http://cgi.ebay.co.u...=item19b7bcfd51 I'd love that, sadly lack of money or anywhere to keep it means I won't get it. Wish I'd never seen it now.

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Posted 21 November 2009 - 01:19 PM

Not quite egay but Classic and Vintage commercial mag, proudly presents.....

http://www.roverp2.o...les/SunTor.html

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Posted 21 November 2009 - 03:44 PM

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1622cc? Surely from something prehistoric??

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Posted 21 November 2009 - 03:59 PM

1622cc? Surely from something prehistoric??

MG Magnette, Farina stylee?

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Posted 21 November 2009 - 04:05 PM

Why would anyone do that?Awful lot of grief for absolutely no percievable benefit.

#15955 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 21 November 2009 - 04:55 PM

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16k from new, stored for 20 years! Ace barn find that one.

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Posted 21 November 2009 - 06:08 PM

BLOODY HELL! :shock: 8) :D
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Posted 21 November 2009 - 06:28 PM

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http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ320452000879

16k from new, stored for 20 years! Ace barn find that one.

Probably totally useless after sitting that long!!

Would love a MK3 Escort though, 1.6 GL or a Ghia for me please

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Posted 21 November 2009 - 07:11 PM

BLOODY HELL! :shock: 8) :D

That looks like it might be a good donor if you've got a Simca van with rotten doors ;-)

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Posted 21 November 2009 - 07:12 PM

BLOODY HELL! :shock: 8) http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 3a55030bc2

I have nowhere to keep it, no way of transporting and lack the funds to finish it. But I want it!
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Posted 21 November 2009 - 07:39 PM

UNLUCKY

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