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#15901 OFFLINE   CortinaDave

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Posted 19 November 2009 - 08:25 PM

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#15902 OFFLINE   retrogeezer

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Posted 19 November 2009 - 09:07 PM

IIRC those Pye 100 watt speakers had a great sound!
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Posted 19 November 2009 - 09:12 PM

By Crikey! That R4F6 looks incredibly sound (inside at least). If you want one then that might just be the one to get.

Does look nice that. I quite like the idea of having two matching vans. Hmmmmmm

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Posted 19 November 2009 - 10:45 PM

Most expensive Maxi I have seen in a while :shock:
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Great reg number though :lol:
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#15905 OFFLINE   trigger

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Posted 19 November 2009 - 10:50 PM

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This is lovely! Can't be many left, especially in this condition.

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Posted 19 November 2009 - 10:51 PM

That's an unusual Stag - 2.5 6pot engine!

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Posted 19 November 2009 - 10:52 PM

I love how the stags wheeltrim has been placed sort of where it should go, just to, you know, give an indication of where the wheel sort of should be.What a shitheap!
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Posted 19 November 2009 - 11:56 PM

Orion has been on before: http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 33570747c6 And that Mk3 Escort makes me realise how nice mine actually is, look at all that awful black stonechip around the sills & valances...
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Posted 19 November 2009 - 11:57 PM

How to ruin a Range Rover No. 1 http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... _818wt_954 And No.2 http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... _848wt_954

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Posted 20 November 2009 - 12:15 AM

How to ruin a Range Rover No. 1
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W.T.F Would you do that :?

#15911 OFFLINE   AXrescuer

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Posted 20 November 2009 - 01:57 AM

And No.2
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"both door seals our rotten but chassie is sound it is all in oringial condition" :roll:

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Posted 20 November 2009 - 10:55 AM

I love how the stags wheeltrim has been placed sort of where it should go, just to, you know, give an indication of where the wheel sort of should be. What a shitheap!

Yeah i noticed that, quality bit of display! :lol:
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Posted 20 November 2009 - 11:22 AM

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I really like these, they're FWD but with a twincam V8. I think they look slick too.

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Posted 20 November 2009 - 11:38 AM

The first-generation SHOs, yes, I can see the appeal. But we got this 'ovoid' gen here as an ill-fated attempt to supplant the Fairmont Ghia, and they are nastily-built, cheaply-constructed, unutterably hideous pieces of shit (not even shite).

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Posted 20 November 2009 - 11:52 AM

Must admit, I find that about as unattractive as any vehicle I have ever seen. I think the engine probably has a lot of appeal though.

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Posted 20 November 2009 - 12:04 PM

Must admit, I find that about as unattractive as any vehicle I have ever seen. I think the engine probably has a lot of appeal though.

Transverse V8. Wonder if that'd fit in a Landcrab... :wink:

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Posted 20 November 2009 - 12:18 PM

Must admit, I find that about as unattractive as any vehicle I have ever seen. I think the engine probably has a lot of appeal though.

Transverse V8. Wonder if that'd fit in a Landcrab... :wink:

Now there's one for the "Ever driven anything that's scared the crap out of you" thread :shock:
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Posted 20 November 2009 - 12:23 PM

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Got to be ideal for Brammy's first car!

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Posted 20 November 2009 - 12:25 PM

Well I like those Tauruses. Grumpy sods.

No style, that's the problem with you lot. Bet you haven't got a single pair of white loafers between you, let alone a matching belt.

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Posted 20 November 2009 - 12:38 PM

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Posted 20 November 2009 - 12:55 PM

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Someone bought this to use in some dreary hotrod project, then ultimately didn't bother - for once, they didn't get the engine out first! So there's another roll of the dice for it. Though I reckon it'll just give it another few weeks before its guts end up ripped out and stashed on a pallet in the garden and covered with a blue tarp. Then there'll be another 5 years before their house gets reposessed and it all gets chucked in a skip by the property compay, along with the hopeless kitcar it was supposedly going in (probably a Jago Jeep or some rubbish beach buggy).

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If I had this I would definitely turn up in an episode of The Sweeney to buy some antiques off a pair of cheeky Australian rogues.

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Posted 20 November 2009 - 12:58 PM

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Someone bought this to use in some dreary hotrod project, then ultimately didn't bother - for once, they didn't get the engine out first! So there's another roll of the dice for it. Though I reckon it'll just give it another few weeks before its guts end up ripped out and stashed on a pallet in the garden and covered with a blue tarp. Then there'll be another 5 years before their house gets reposessed and it all gets chucked in a skip by the property compay, along with the hopeless kitcar it was supposedly going in (probably a Jago Jeep or some rubbish beach buggy).

Now that's rather more like it. I really like the Mk3 Granny in pre-facelift form.

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Posted 20 November 2009 - 01:03 PM

Spastic Mentalist

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how many times does he mention 'its fast'. dreadful advert writing far too big, grammer/spelling of a 6 year old. who on earth would buy a car off anyone like that?!
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Posted 20 November 2009 - 01:18 PM

Be just like James Bond in his Aston DB5! Or not... This advert redefines the phrase "small print" too: http://cgi.ebay.co.u...=item439b473cce

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Terrible ad, car looks OK though. Bar the rear arches which don't look much fun at all.

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Posted 20 November 2009 - 04:09 PM

Surprised to see no bids on this with just a few hours left.

If the reserve isn't a whole heap more than the start price, then this looks nice, with a long MOT.

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Posted 20 November 2009 - 04:34 PM

hey this looks nice!

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I have won it!!!!!! NEW CAR TIME, i love that time.

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Posted 20 November 2009 - 04:36 PM

That looks a right BARGAIN Mr.Nads :)

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Posted 20 November 2009 - 04:38 PM

doesnt it! I am well impressed. Something will probably go wrong with the sale, however i managed to complete the bidding bit successfully.

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Posted 20 November 2009 - 04:40 PM

Fingers crossed then, it sounds a fairly honest advert mind, so hopefully you should be alright




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