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#15841 OFFLINE   Ratdat

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Posted 18 November 2009 - 11:54 AM

Wowzers!

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#15842 OFFLINE   Ratdat

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Posted 18 November 2009 - 12:13 PM

Hey good looking...

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#15843 ONLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 18 November 2009 - 12:14 PM

I'd drive that! (for about 20 mins max)

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#15844 OFFLINE   brammy777

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Posted 18 November 2009 - 12:15 PM

That kitcar doesnt seem to know wether it wants to be a Reliant Scimitar or a Lotus Elite........
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Is that off a Maestro, Montego or a Metro?
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Posted 18 November 2009 - 12:43 PM

That kitcar doesnt seem to know wether it wants to be a Reliant Scimitar or a Lotus Elite........

Or an Allegro estate...

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#15846 ONLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 18 November 2009 - 12:58 PM

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wonder what these are like to drive. Quite nice I imagine. this ones 700 euroubles.

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#15847 OFFLINE   Cheggers

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Posted 18 November 2009 - 12:59 PM

An Allegro estate/ Ginetta cut 'n' shit, who'd a thunk it :lol:EDIT: I meant "shut", obviously, but the mis-spell kinda works in a freudian way :wink:
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#15848 OFFLINE   Spottedlaurel

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Posted 18 November 2009 - 01:13 PM

What's with the mysterious small person in hat on one of the Espace pic's?

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#15849 OFFLINE   FredTransit

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Posted 18 November 2009 - 01:37 PM

:lol: I thought either the espace is enormous or the person is tiny!
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#15850 OFFLINE   Cheggers

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Posted 18 November 2009 - 01:41 PM

What's with the mysterious small person in hat on one of the Espace pic's?

http://i.ebayimg.com/19/!BfN9!rw!mk~$(KG...

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#15851 OFFLINE   AnthonyG

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Posted 18 November 2009 - 01:57 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/14/!BfF,fGQBGk~$(KG...

THIS MOTER WAS APSALOOTLEY WICKED ON HALLOWEEN

Eh?

INSIDE THE BACK IZ FITTED AZ TOOTUN CARMANZ TOOM WITH LIGHTS N HYROGIFIX

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#15852 OFFLINE   mnde

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Posted 18 November 2009 - 01:57 PM

What's with the mysterious small person in hat on one of the Espace pic's?

http://i.ebayimg.com/19/!BfN9!rw!mk~$(KG...

I thought perhaps he was the seller, and he'd have a stupid annoying voice like the kid in that Vauxhall Meriva ad.....

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#15853 ONLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 18 November 2009 - 05:01 PM

LOL!!!

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Obv worried about cloning!

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#15854 OFFLINE   barrett

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Posted 18 November 2009 - 05:11 PM

http://www.leboncoin...058.htm?ca=12_s wonder what these are like to drive. Quite nice I imagine. this ones 700 euroubles.

I've never been quite sure about those 'big' Simcas, styling seemed a bit half-baked and i always thought they'd be quite horrid to drive, big, slow tinny things. Much prefer the Fiat equivilant. Saying all that though, in that colour, with some hubcaps sorted, i can actually see the appeal. Cheap too....

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Posted 18 November 2009 - 06:09 PM

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Posted 18 November 2009 - 06:34 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/08/!BeBEh+gBmk~$(KG...

http://i.ebayimg.com/17/!BeBE6VQCGk~$(KG...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 25574ce4bc

WTF :shock::shock::shock::shock:

Why would anyone take a Capri and bugger it up like that :?:?:?
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#15857 OFFLINE   wuvvum

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Posted 18 November 2009 - 06:38 PM

LOL!!!

http://i.ebayimg.com/20/!BfW58mg!Wk~$(KG...
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Obv worried about cloning!

I've often seen listings on eBay where kids' faces have been pixelled out, and I always ask myself "why?". If you're that worried about not posting your kid's picture on the internet (after all, eBay motors is a well-known haven for internet paedophiles :roll: ), why not just take a photograph of your car without your kid standing beside it? Simples.

#15858 OFFLINE   Timewaster

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Posted 18 November 2009 - 06:39 PM

WTF :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: Why would anyone take a Capri and bugger it up like that :? :? :?

Were you not around in the 80's? There was "buggered up" Capri's all over the place.
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#15859 OFFLINE   wuvvum

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Posted 18 November 2009 - 06:39 PM

What's with the mysterious small person in hat on one of the Espace pic's?

http://i.ebayimg.com/19/!BfN9!rw!mk~$(KG...

If I win it I'll ask...

#15860 OFFLINE   wuvvum

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Posted 18 November 2009 - 06:43 PM

Ultimate shite-spec Innocenti on leboncoin. 550cc twin. 8)

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Lotta money for something in that condition though...

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Posted 18 November 2009 - 06:53 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/08/!BeBEh+gBmk~$(KG...

http://i.ebayimg.com/17/!BeBE6VQCGk~$(KG...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 25574ce4bc

WTF :shock::shock::shock::shock:

Why would anyone take a Capri and bugger it up like that :?:?:?
Ya beat me to it, exactly what I though....
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#15862 OFFLINE   seth

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Posted 18 November 2009 - 06:56 PM

I've often seen listings on eBay where kids' faces have been pixelled out, and I always ask myself "why?". If you're that worried about not posting your kid's picture on the internet (after all, eBay motors is a well-known haven for internet paedophiles :roll: ), why not just take a photograph of your car without your kid standing beside it? Simples.

Exactly. If you were selling a child* you wouldn't post up a photo of them hiding behind a car or a hill or something. *not necessarily your own. That pesky 4 year old at number 23 would do.

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Posted 18 November 2009 - 06:58 PM

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The bastard son of Dean Friedman

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Posted 18 November 2009 - 07:02 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1300-Vanden-Plas-Metro-Converted-Into-An-Offroad-Buggy_W0QQitemZ170404574991QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_3?hash=item27ace7770f

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LOL. The gear lever is connected to teh box by cable isn't it? So why stick it between your legs where you will hurt yourself on it.

Also this is one for the "there I fixed it" folk.

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#15865 OFFLINE   CortinaDave

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Posted 18 November 2009 - 07:03 PM

The capri looks grim. Still with its "Cadiz" deckchair style stripey S seats though 8)

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#15866 OFFLINE   Father Ted

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Posted 18 November 2009 - 07:10 PM

Spastic Mentalist

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#15867 OFFLINE   wuvvum

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Posted 18 November 2009 - 08:29 PM

This really makes me wish I had my HGV license.

Oh, and a really big barn.

And more money.

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Posted 18 November 2009 - 09:48 PM

I'd love to buy that Capri and go to collect it with a hammer and trim remover, hack off all the junk just outside his house then drive off leaving it behind. :lol:

#15869 OFFLINE   Ratdat

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Posted 18 November 2009 - 11:13 PM

High class transport...

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I wouldn't mind this myself but it's bleedin' miles away :?

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#15870 OFFLINE   Tayne

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Posted 18 November 2009 - 11:42 PM

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"I tried to keep everything to scale as i built it"

That would be why it looks shite then!

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