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Started by GrumpyCat , Feb 21 2007 08:39 PM

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#15571 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 08 November 2009 - 08:53 PM

Forgive my ignorance here - been out the country for too long. What's the procedure for these council garages? Any criteria to be met etc? I'd be well up for one or more. Then I can justify buying something utterly stupid.

Well I just phoned the guy at the housing association (the council by another "independent" name), and asked them. They sent me a short form, all you do is list what you want to put in ('old car tat') and tick the box saying you won't use it for commercial use or be a pain in the arse, return the form and collect some keys.

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Posted 08 November 2009 - 08:55 PM

You just apply for one I think. They are only supposed to be for storage and there will be a list of rules as long as your arm but they are unlikely to be enforced if you keep a low profile and pay the rent. I'm not sure if you have to be a local resident but it shouldn't be too hard to get somebody else to apply for you.

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Posted 08 November 2009 - 09:19 PM

Cheers for the garage advice - I'll get onto it this week.



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Posted 08 November 2009 - 09:22 PM

YES! I've got a dangly mirror, gonna fit it to my truck.

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Posted 08 November 2009 - 09:25 PM

Cheap Cortina for someone.

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Posted 08 November 2009 - 09:32 PM

YES! I've got a dangly mirror, gonna fit it to my truck.

Get rid of the passenger mirror too! I'd love it if you produced a Sierra P100 BASE. Do it!

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Posted 08 November 2009 - 10:12 PM

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Can't be many left in this condition, What a hunny!

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Posted 09 November 2009 - 12:10 AM

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Crap pictures but this sounds like a nice one which is also tax extempt for £850 BIN with T+T

There might even be an engine in there somewhere!

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Posted 09 November 2009 - 12:16 AM

Cheers for the garage advice - I'll get onto it this week.



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Posted 09 November 2009 - 12:26 AM

Bedford TK Looks like a D-series Ford next to it too - GR8 4 pretending to be in The Sweeney.

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Posted 09 November 2009 - 12:46 AM

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Posted 09 November 2009 - 06:47 AM

Bet that R16 goes for a fortune..... :(

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Posted 09 November 2009 - 11:35 AM

Forgive my ignorance here - been out the country for too long. What's the procedure for these council garages? Any criteria to be met etc? I'd be well up for one or more. Then I can justify buying something utterly stupid.

Well I just phoned the guy at the housing association (the council by another "independent" name), and asked them. They sent me a short form, all you do is list what you want to put in ('old car tat') and tick the box saying you won't use it for commercial use or be a pain in the arse, return the form and collect some keys.

Same for me. Plus when the neighbours saw me "moving in" they were sure to reinforce those points too. :rolleyes:

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Posted 09 November 2009 - 11:41 AM

http://i.ebayimg.com/20/!BekVhPgB2k~$(KG...

Crap pictures but this sounds like a nice one which is also tax extempt for £850 BIN with T+T

That's pretty jazzy. I would 'hit it'.
Bloody Cumbria though....

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Posted 09 November 2009 - 12:36 PM

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YES! It's got the talking digidash!

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Crikey this sounds like a good prospect - the optional 5-speed manual, tax and test, cambelt done, not rotten, just needs a few bits of paint by the sounds of it. £795! Sounds ace to me. I bet those 2300 ones are a nice enough compromise between power/fuel economy, especially with a 5-speed box.

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I'd love to get one of these and facelift it into Iran Khodro "Pakyan" spec.

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Posted 09 November 2009 - 12:50 PM

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1983 Rover 2300S

Crikey this sounds like a good prospect - the optional 5-speed manual, tax and test, cambelt done, not rotten, just needs a few bits of paint by the sounds of it. £795! Sounds ace to me. I bet those 2300 ones are a nice enough compromise between power/fuel economy, especially with a 5-speed box.

Mine was a 2.3 and it was pretty heavy on fuel. They don't actually go bad at all but I guess you're working the engine that bit harder that it guzzles more than it should.
I thinnk the 5 speed is stock on series 2 cars. I know series 1 2300's were 4 speed and I think they didn't get PAS either!

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Posted 09 November 2009 - 12:56 PM

I reckon the 2600S is the SD1 of choice. No thirstier than the 2300 and, with a manual box, snapping at the heels of a standard V8 in terms of performance. Sound nice too, and apparently more robust than the 2.3.

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Posted 09 November 2009 - 01:04 PM

I had a 2600SE and it was worse on fuel than my much missed Vitesse.That straight six lump is abysmal. V8 is the only way to have an SD1.

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Posted 09 November 2009 - 01:23 PM

YUM YUMS!
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Posted 09 November 2009 - 01:52 PM

YUM YUMS!
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Posted 09 November 2009 - 02:01 PM

That VP Maestro is superb - I can imagine the original owners trading in a VP1500 Aggro for it. Viva estate is nice too.

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Posted 09 November 2009 - 07:42 PM

My very first car was one of those Maestro's same colour and everything I thought it was great just cos it had the talking dash which amazingly still worked unlike the electric windows which needed a thump or two to get working :)

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Posted 09 November 2009 - 09:21 PM

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Posted 09 November 2009 - 09:34 PM

Surely 'ceased' brakes are those with are in good health, being the opposite of deceased...?

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Posted 09 November 2009 - 10:09 PM

Bedford TK Looks like a D-series Ford next to it too - GR8 4 pretending to be in The Sweeney.

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I watched an episode of the Sweeney tonight, there was a D-Series Ford truck a Luton Transit with the big arrow, a Mk 1 transit library van type thing, an 02 BMW, one of those old Audi wagons with the twin headlamps and of course a six cylinder Granny.
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Posted 09 November 2009 - 10:23 PM

Lorra loot but ZOMG LUVLY...

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Haven't seen one of these for years...

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Jazzy...

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Posted 09 November 2009 - 11:17 PM

Ask to see the tailgate on that SD1 before you buy, it has some body issues ( I know the previous owner!) Mechanically bob-on but it was sold for about a monkey last time :wink:
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Posted 10 November 2009 - 12:05 AM

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Bumpers look better than mine as I can't see any holes :oops:

If it stayed very cheap the purchase price could probably be offset by using VW scene tax applied to those wheels. :wink:
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Posted 10 November 2009 - 07:06 AM

Haven't seen one of these for years...

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Didn't someone on here buy a job lot of these recently?
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Posted 10 November 2009 - 11:07 AM

Lorra loot but ZOMG LUVLY...

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I'd wager Mr Bickle's got, or had one of those 8)
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