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#15541 OFFLINE   Pete-M

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Posted 08 November 2009 - 01:06 PM

Nice work on the bumper repair! I did mine up with grey duck tape and it almost matched the silver base colour... I like the fuglyface Scorpios, I'd happily own another one.

I had an immaculate 'last of the line' 24v Scorpio and liked it a lot.

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#15542 OFFLINE   chester drawers

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Posted 08 November 2009 - 01:44 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/01/!Bdkmi9w!Wk~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ270481836345

NEVER DONE OVER THE 200 KPH ON CLOAK AND NEVER DONE A COSWORTH AND WRX THEN TRIPPED OUT THE TOP SAFETY SWITCH ON ECU[WENT TO HONDA TO SET BACK TO FACTORY BUT THEY SAID COULD NOT DO AS IMPORT ???]SO WILL NOT GO OVER 120 MPH NOT THAT I HAVE DONE MORE THAT 65 MPH

What? I presume this is telling me the car has a 75mph top speed.
It changed hands fairly quickly though:

2ND OWNER AND ON 108123 KPH

I must have passed at least 3 clones of that horror in Rusholme on Friday night. Between them they had almost as much low glow as curry mile has neon.

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Posted 08 November 2009 - 02:03 PM

Look at this utterly cretinous vehicle.

http://i.ebayimg.com/01/!Bdkmi9w!Wk~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ270481836345

I could be wrong, I don't speak moron, but I think he's saying all the pictures except the last one show what the car used to look like.

He wants more than 63 watchers. I've done my bit. :D

#15544 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 08 November 2009 - 03:22 PM

someone has found an inventive way to prevent the inevitable trotterisation process on this Robin.

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#15545 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 08 November 2009 - 03:24 PM

One owner from new! Appealing:

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#15546 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 08 November 2009 - 03:51 PM

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Posted 08 November 2009 - 03:57 PM

this is 'ratlook' with genuine builders truck 'patina', it displays 'rake' and it has literally been 'slammed to the deck' at the front so it must be a mega bargain at £50.

http://i.ebayimg.com/21/!BdwzCGgBWk~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ220502404490

Five bids so far at £51, what a heap, it's knackered!

#15548 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 08 November 2009 - 03:58 PM

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What a turd!

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#15549 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 08 November 2009 - 04:05 PM

Sunday night is shite night!!!!

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Jeezus wept!!! :lol:

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#15550 ONLINE   Richard

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Posted 08 November 2009 - 04:25 PM

I imagine you should be able to pick up replacement panels at any motor factor.

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Posted 08 November 2009 - 04:30 PM

never seen one of these before!

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loks like a bong-eyed half-barried MGF. Whats the point?

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#15552 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 08 November 2009 - 04:32 PM

I imagine you should be able to pick up replacement panels at council fridge recycling depot

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#15553 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 08 November 2009 - 04:37 PM

Cheer up!

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Posted 08 November 2009 - 05:05 PM

I imagine you should be able to pick up replacement panels at any motor factor.

I seem to think there was one in a scrap yard this year or last with a pic posted up on here?

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Posted 08 November 2009 - 06:01 PM

I love it when you see an utterly hopeless project on eBay. Such as this:

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ110453009074
http://i.ebayimg.com/02/!BeEoNmg!2k~$(KG...

Mate, that will NEVER see the road again! YOU have destroyed it!

Did it never occur to him to:

a) use a 3 door estate shell as it might be just a tad stronger

B) go and buy a P100 if he wanted a Ford pick-up so badly and save a lot of hassle?
I dont no wot there worth tbh mate only wont it for pre 68 obvserly lol hav u got any pics plz mate

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Posted 08 November 2009 - 06:16 PM

now thats what I call Guinness tax!!!

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the passenger door is a different colour but would be easy sprayed,car has no tax or mot so would need to be trailored away

BIN £6500!!!!! You've got to be kidding me. :roll::roll:

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#15557 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 08 November 2009 - 06:22 PM

GR8 for filling with radio gear and parking outside the police HQ!!! Then you could employ someone called 'brains' to sit inside it wearing some massive headphones and tapping away frantically on about 6 laptops.

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Posted 08 November 2009 - 07:08 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 2a02784944 Horizon with tax and test £250!!!
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Posted 08 November 2009 - 07:11 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1985-Talbot-Horizon-1-3-LX-MOT-May-2010-Tax-Oct-2009_W0QQitemZ180430063940QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAutomobiles_UK?hash=item2a02784944 Horizon with tax and test £250!!!

Holy.....................!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WANT and with best offer.
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#15560 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 08 November 2009 - 07:16 PM

And being sold by ace autoshiter Torsten, so chances are you might get lucky.

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Posted 08 November 2009 - 07:22 PM

I imagine you should be able to pick up replacement panels at any motor factor.

I seem to think there was one in a scrap yard this year or last with a pic posted up on here?

There was- a 6-wheeled version, Milford Cubicle posted it. I think the eBay one does have all its panels and windows though, just not attached to the car.

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Posted 08 November 2009 - 07:53 PM

Sadly i cant buy that talbot due to me living on a high street where theres no parking facilities for me, so i cant put it on sorn or anything.Oh well, im sure when i have the money to get some storage i will be able to get something!
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Posted 08 November 2009 - 07:56 PM

£6.50 a week for a council garage here.... can't imagine it being hugely more wherever you are. Next excuse? :wink:

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Posted 08 November 2009 - 07:58 PM

When I applied for a council lock up I got one within the week, it's not like applying for a council house (applied in 1991, still waiting).

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Posted 08 November 2009 - 08:01 PM

you have a point pog, haha, well that gives me no excuses now, ill enquire asap.Probably no more than a tenner here, it may be posh where i live but basingstoke is dog rough in places, so heres hoping.That talbot will be gone by then.
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Posted 08 November 2009 - 08:06 PM

My council garage in Brum was free. They were chuffing useless but eventally I managed to get one. Then they seemed to lose all my address details for it, so they never charged me. I did get an unfriendly sticker on the garage one day months later, so vacated it...

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Posted 08 November 2009 - 08:25 PM

Brammy, you could get a garage in Black Dam (not the worst area of Basingstoke by a long shot) for £35 a month, get on it.

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Posted 08 November 2009 - 08:26 PM

Just enquired, awaiting reply.
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Posted 08 November 2009 - 08:44 PM

£250 is seriously tempting money for that Talbot. If I hadn't just bought the Alpine I'd be making the trip to The Bunker I reckon.

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Posted 08 November 2009 - 08:49 PM

Forgive my ignorance here - been out the country for too long. What's the procedure for these council garages? Any criteria to be met etc? I'd be well up for one or more. Then I can justify buying something utterly stupid.

This is close to Norfolk's best but least friendly chippy. Belong in the Ebay bargains thread probably.

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 27acddb330

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