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#15511 OFFLINE   FredTransit

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Posted 07 November 2009 - 09:45 PM

I would love to be ridiculously rich and move to a super-snobby area, then stick that in the front garden on bricks.

Although we are not in a snobby area, you should see our garden ornaments :wink:
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#15512 OFFLINE   Mash

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Posted 07 November 2009 - 09:49 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/06/!Bdsc21wBmk~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ250526287205

the number plate that is on the car now is a privet one and its staying on the car at no extra cost

the privet plates that are on the car are going on ebay as well so if you wont the plates it will be extra

cheers for clearing that up for us!

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Blimey, no punctuation whatsoever in that ad!

the car has 2 engines

Almost as many engines as wheels then. Bet it goes like stink :lol:
I dont no wot there worth tbh mate only wont it for pre 68 obvserly lol hav u got any pics plz mate

#15513 OFFLINE   FredTransit

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Posted 07 November 2009 - 10:00 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/06/!Bdsc21wBmk~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ250526287205

the number plate that is on the car now is a privet one and its staying on the car at no extra cost

the privet plates that are on the car are going on ebay as well so if you wont the plates it will be extra

cheers for clearing that up for us!

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Blimey, no punctuation whatsoever in that ad!

the car has 2 engines

Almost as many engines as wheels then. Bet it goes like stink :lol:
So it's a clocked, re engined three wheel thing, witch may or may not have a privet plate, that looks likes it fell over at some stage. £150, bargain.......
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#15514 OFFLINE   wuvvum

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Posted 07 November 2009 - 10:26 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/12/!BdZDg9g!mk~$(KG...

I love that ad. It reads and looks (photo aside) like an advert from the '30s - it's the sort of thing you'd expect to see advertising the new Vauxhall Ten with its "many exciting and unique new features". 8)

#15515 OFFLINE   seth

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Posted 07 November 2009 - 10:28 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/19/!BeeYImgBGk~$(KG...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0364785884

Bumpers look better than mine as I can't see any holes :oops:

If it stayed very cheap the purchase price could probably be offset by using VW scene tax applied to those wheels. :wink:

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Posted 07 November 2009 - 10:30 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/13/!Bec7t,gCGk~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ250526713572

What a lovely thing. 24v - would this be a straight six or some sort of PRV V6 thing?

They're a straight 6 - not a bad engine, certainly much more potent than the PRV V6. That's a lot of money for a '93 960 though - that shape would still have had the live axle at the back so would handle like a nose-heavy 740. Facelifted (V90-shape) cars had independent suspension all round and were a much better drive.

#15517 OFFLINE   Conrad D. Conelrad

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Posted 07 November 2009 - 10:46 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/23/!Be,WO-QB2k~$(KG...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ220506743590

This is beautiful. It's definitely not a Vanguards hidden treasure?

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Posted 08 November 2009 - 07:51 AM

I'm watching this. I dont need it and its too far away but I went to the dealer launch of these back in 1988 and have wanted a povo spec one ever since... http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... K:MEWAX:IT It even has a manual choke FTW! Ah, Renault 19's, superior quality autoshite!

#15519 ONLINE   Richard

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Posted 08 November 2009 - 08:33 AM

We had a saloon version of that with a diesel engine. It took a bit of sorting out in the first year but after that it was the best car we ever had. It just did what it was told and didn't complain.

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Posted 08 November 2009 - 10:40 AM

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'Hey Chilli! Is that your ride?'

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Posted 08 November 2009 - 10:46 AM

That's like the Cadillac of mini-vans. 8)

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Posted 08 November 2009 - 10:52 AM

This is ace

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bet it goes like the absolute clappers

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Posted 08 November 2009 - 10:54 AM

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 1687wt_954

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Tous les Vauxhalls sont des merdes

#15524 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 08 November 2009 - 10:58 AM

I love it when you see an utterly hopeless project on eBay. Such as this:

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ110453009074
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Mate, that will NEVER see the road again! YOU have destroyed it!

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#15525 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 08 November 2009 - 11:04 AM

Nice:

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#15526 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 08 November 2009 - 11:18 AM

this is 'ratlook' with genuine builders truck 'patina', it displays 'rake' and it has literally been 'slammed to the deck' at the front so it must be a mega bargain at £50.

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Posted 08 November 2009 - 11:19 AM

Why didn't they just drop that straight in the crusher while it was hanging by its roof :roll:Edit: Early Mk3 Escort behind that Montego?

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Posted 08 November 2009 - 11:20 AM

My idiot friend has been blathering on about those Caddy's of late. Seeing as that is possibly the worst example money can buy & in need of huge time & money investment it would not surprise me if he'd put £50 on it.

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Posted 08 November 2009 - 11:26 AM

Edit: Early Mk3 Escort behind that Montego?

Thats an Ambassador Seth....possibly a Y Reg!
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Posted 08 November 2009 - 11:27 AM

Wedge was my first instinctive thought actually, then I changed my mind :roll:

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Posted 08 November 2009 - 11:28 AM

Look at this utterly cretinous vehicle.

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The description is as you might expect for such a twatbox:

JUST TO SAY BEFORE YOU DO NO I WILL NOT JUST SELL THE ENGINE,TAKE A GO SEE IT RUN NOT LIKE OTHERS ON ABBA THIS 1 STILL RUNS AND YES DERESTRICTED JAPANESE CAR

NEVER DONE OVER THE 200 KPH ON CLOAK AND NEVER DONE A COSWORTH AND WRX THEN TRIPPED OUT THE TOP SAFETY SWITCH ON ECU[WENT TO HONDA TO SET BACK TO FACTORY BUT THEY SAID COULD NOT DO AS IMPORT ???]SO WILL NOT GO OVER 120 MPH NOT THAT I HAVE DONE MORE THAT 65 MPH

What? I presume this is telling me the car has a 75mph top speed.

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Posted 08 November 2009 - 11:31 AM

hey the description of that Honda is awesome, have some more:

REAR CAMBER ON WHEELS 3%[SO STICKS TO THE ROAD MORE]

AS THE REAR TYRES ARE ON A ANGLE IF YOU PUT 235[IF YOU USE 205,LAST LONGER] ON THEY WEAR OUT ON THE INSIDE 2",SO I HAD TO ROTATE AFTER 4 MONTHS.BUT AS THEY WHERE SEAMY SLICKS AND RAINING CAME OFF ROUND ABOUT

EH!???! :lol: :lol:

ONLY 3 WHEELS AS A MUPPET PINCHED OTHER OUT OF GARDEN

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: What a fanny

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Posted 08 November 2009 - 11:33 AM

The description is as you might expect for such a twatbox:

TAKE A GO SEE IT RUN NOT LIKE OTHERS ON ABBA

ALL UR MODDED PRELUDEZ R BELONG TO US
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What on earth is this flange on about?

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Posted 08 November 2009 - 11:40 AM

no bids at 350 with a few hours left, looks like a right bargain! Get a spare displacer, borrow my pump, fix on site and drive home laughing.

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Posted 08 November 2009 - 11:42 AM

NICE

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Posted 08 November 2009 - 11:45 AM

this is lovely!

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obv had a few nobheads sniffing around:

Q: Hi Is it a 4 speed box or 5 will it fit in a mini.
A: Hi, Its a four speed, engine and box it will fit in a mini, BL didn't make a 5 speed mini, although there is a company that make an aftermarket 5 sped box for about two and a half grand! regards, Mike.

Hmm, all the hallmarks of an intelligent well researched project there I would say.

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Posted 08 November 2009 - 11:47 AM

do these things actually have wheels? Or do they hover above the ground? I've never seen one before.

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Posted 08 November 2009 - 11:50 AM

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This is QUALZ. Parp parp!

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Posted 08 November 2009 - 12:04 PM

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Look at this Crusty Old Truck of War. It's got a slightly less agricultural motor in it, qualifys for free tax and looks generally OK - why is it so cheap?

This one looks to be in far more 'autoshite' condition:
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2.6 litre 6-banger! GR8 4 12mpg!!

Slightly crispy FUGLYFACE Scorpio, full ticket - no interest at £200!
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Posted 08 November 2009 - 12:13 PM

Nice work on the bumper repair! I did mine up with grey duck tape and it almost matched the silver base colour...I like the fuglyface Scorpios, I'd happily own another one.




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