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#15421 OFFLINE   FredTransit

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 10:09 AM

Haven't read the ad, what happened to the door? Somebody practising?
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Posted 05 November 2009 - 10:26 AM

cant get them directly off ebay without re-hosting them. which i cant be arsed to do.

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#15423 OFFLINE   carlo

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 10:30 AM

That Sapporo is a thing of beauty, especially the interior.

#15424 OFFLINE   FredTransit

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 10:34 AM

(still haven't worked out how to attack photos, sorry)

If you are on Firefox, you can get an add on called Nuke em or something. This removes (on request) the item that stops you saving them. If you are on IE right click and select page properties, you can then look for the URL of the pic.
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Posted 05 November 2009 - 10:56 AM

Let's have another look on Car and Classic, I like that site.

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 11:04 AM

Look, right, this old dear asked me to help in her garden. Then the people at the tip wouldn't let me in with me sherpa, cos they reckoned it's commercial waste. What was I supposed to do with a van load of Leylandii clippings? And honest to god, I didn't know she'd hidden those drums of used engine oil, broken mercury thermometers and used heroin needled in amongst it. She must a dunnit when I wasn't looking.

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 11:12 AM

Pog Weasel, you have pleaded guilty to the charges brought by this court, and it is now my duty to pass sentence.You are an habitual criminal, who accepts arrest as an occupational hazard, and presumably accepts imprisonment in the same casual manner.We therefore feel constrained to commit you to the maximum term allowed for these offences. Death by hanging!

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 11:13 AM

Ah turds.

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 11:18 AM

commit you to the maximum term allowed for these offences. Death by hanging!

That's a bit harsh innit Mr Barker? Sorry Your Honour.....
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Posted 05 November 2009 - 11:19 AM

Brastuds! Now my boss wants to know what Im giggling about.
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Posted 05 November 2009 - 11:21 AM

It's not the first time, and I am damn sure it won't be the last....
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Posted 05 November 2009 - 11:24 AM

Order! Anyway, I'm off home now, that's enough court for one day.

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#15433 OFFLINE   FredTransit

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 11:29 AM

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Wouldn't be using a drop of water would it?? Bet there's an empty K seal bottle or two under one of the other seats.... :lol:
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#15434 OFFLINE   michiel

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 11:43 AM

Brastuds! Now my boss wants to know what Im giggling about.

Same here. Can someone replace BBC's head of comedy with a random committee of say 5 or 6 'shiters? I think it would improve tv quite a bit.

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 02:49 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/14/!BeNdh3!CGk~$(KG...
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Yeah yeah, scene tax blather, but this is a SUPA KOOL looking car. I would love to hink about in this.

Wrong front seats for a GT. Am I going blind or are there no springs of any king on the rear end. Looks to be held up by airshocks alone. Lovely nick though considering it's age.

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 05:15 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/14/!BeNdh3!CGk~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0386094588

Yeah yeah, scene tax blather, but this is a SUPA KOOL looking car. I would love to hink about in this.

Wrong front seats for a GT. Am I going blind or are there no springs of any king on the rear end. Looks to be held up by airshocks alone. Lovely nick though considering it's age.
enlarge the picture and you can just see the springs in no more :wink:

WTF is 'german look'? Listening to the fuggin skorpions while combing your mullet?.


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Posted 05 November 2009 - 05:17 PM

the seats are out of a Mk4 Ghia by the looks of them........... there are a lot of bits different about it, but at that age you kinda have to expect it 8)

WTF is 'german look'? Listening to the fuggin skorpions while combing your mullet?.


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Posted 05 November 2009 - 05:22 PM

a quick list of them-GXL grillfacelift indicatorsnon GT bumpersafter market mirrorand it looks like it has facelift rear light as wellbut nothing wrong with those things :lol:

WTF is 'german look'? Listening to the fuggin skorpions while combing your mullet?.


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Posted 05 November 2009 - 05:28 PM

I don't mind mods as long as they are sympathetic to the car and don't include an ironing board.....
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Posted 05 November 2009 - 05:40 PM

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My son is selling the car due to the fact he has failed his driving test for the 3rd time

Let me guess, its the old Highway Code 4.3.1 'drivers must refrain from wrestling the old bald headed champ whilst driving on a public highway'

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 05:49 PM

Oh don't tempt me with that!
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Posted 05 November 2009 - 06:40 PM

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Cheap shite looking Saab 96 for only £599 with T+T.

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 06:43 PM

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Opel with slushbox for £195 BIN.

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 06:46 PM

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Is that a V4? I heard they had them, but never seen one in a Saab.
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Posted 05 November 2009 - 07:24 PM

Is that a V4? I heard they had them, but never seen one in a Saab.

Yes, but they're Cologne engines and so don't share anything with the Essex V4 lumps that were much more common in Fords over here.

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 07:26 PM

Ah right they were the German engine, that makes sense. Should have known, the dizzy's at the back.
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Posted 05 November 2009 - 07:42 PM

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This is giving me the horn at the moment, bet it makes strong money, If it was a lot closer I'd be tempted, Good job it isn't really as the wife would kill me if i sold the 02 already!

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 07:52 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/01/!BdjNvsgBGk~$(KG...

Opel with slushbox for £195 BIN.

Like this and it's reasonably close. Shame I've got no spare foldy :twisted::cry:

I do hope someone saves that Transit ice-cream van. That is a beaut 8)
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Posted 05 November 2009 - 07:54 PM

:cry: I do hope someone saves that Transit ice-cream van. That is a beaut 8)

Like I said, I am tempted! It's the same body style as the one on my site. Only dirtier :lol:
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Posted 05 November 2009 - 08:50 PM

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Ok, it's not a car, and it's not local, but it's amusing and shite.

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