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Posted 31 October 2009 - 12:17 AM

CHRIST. It's got a PICNIC BASKET.

Yeah, Yogi could go on a geet fucking crime spree in that, and then pile it into a branch of Greggs. Preferably when all the knackers from Partington are inside getting 'tows' and listening to 'filty grime'.

#15272 OFFLINE   wuvvum

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Posted 31 October 2009 - 12:44 AM

This is rather nice.

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Posted 31 October 2009 - 01:30 AM

Why?

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Posted 31 October 2009 - 01:44 AM

Is that actually supposed to be like that or did the photographer just happen to capture the moment when the door hinges finally gave way to rust and the door flew off in a sharp gust of wind?

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Posted 31 October 2009 - 08:48 AM

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Posted 31 October 2009 - 09:35 AM

http://i.ebayimg.com/03/!Bd2F3)QBGk~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0426362892

I was gonna say what a POS but he's actually done a pretty good job on the interior.
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Posted 31 October 2009 - 12:27 PM

This is nice, must be the 4th or 5th time its been on though, it sells every time then is back on again a few days later. Private auction too.... DODGY.

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Posted 31 October 2009 - 12:57 PM

USEFUL

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Posted 31 October 2009 - 04:13 PM

USEFUL

http://i.ebayimg.com/24/!Bd4G,NQCGk~$(KG...
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now that could be usefull with the comeing winter of discontent :wink:
could start up your own round

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Posted 31 October 2009 - 04:35 PM

I am trying to work out if I could make it look older, but I am think it's not possible. Currently £10.50...... :lol:
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Posted 31 October 2009 - 05:29 PM

A reg!!!

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Posted 31 October 2009 - 05:31 PM

Hey its ratdats avatar!! (almost)

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Posted 31 October 2009 - 05:39 PM

Hey this would make a good shite runabout for someone, only 29k on it! I bet these are a right hoot to drive, have to cane them mercilessly.

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Posted 31 October 2009 - 05:51 PM

500 sterlings for these two honeys:

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Posted 31 October 2009 - 07:16 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/22/!Bd5d2jQ!mk~$(KG...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0487230207

I really like the early XJ6 with the deeper grille, just the job for sweeping in through the mill gates past your striking workers

My mum and dad's neighbour who is a thoroughly nice chap and into old cars has just returned from Plymouth with a scruffy but extremely solid 4.2 S1. With a bit of fettling it'll make a lovely thing to smoke about in as is - almost seems a shame to restore it. The interior of these is a really nice place to be.
I dont no wot there worth tbh mate only wont it for pre 68 obvserly lol hav u got any pics plz mate

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Posted 31 October 2009 - 07:40 PM

This is nice, must be the 4th or 5th time its been on though, it sells every time then is back on again a few days later. Private auction too.... DODGY.

http://i.ebayimg.com/09/!B,4r6g!CGk~$(KG...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...em=170400823718

Looks ace with the proper trimz & metric tyres.

Metric tyres on a Maestro ? Either way, looks a tidy mota.

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Posted 31 October 2009 - 08:16 PM

Scrppage blackmail:

http://i.ebayimg.com/18/!Bd1l-zQ!Wk~$(KG...
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PLEASE HELP SAVE FROM THE CRUSHER

yeah yeah

it would be a complete tragedy, she is 24 years old and underwent a complete rebuild about 2 years ago.

righto

Please help as my daughter is absolutely gutted at the prospect of her being crushed into a cube, and so am I

Well thats a crying shame isnt it, obv she's gutted, but not quite gutted enough to NOT chop it in against a shiny new shitbox! :roll: Just crush it and move on man.
Haha - saw this tonight when looking under Austin, have to say it's the worst bit of 'blackmail' so far:

a) its not rare, particularly old or in good condition
B) father & daughter obviously got royally screwed by whoever did the 'professional restoration'!
c) feed it to the fragger and the f**k off :lol:

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Posted 31 October 2009 - 08:29 PM

Sent this to the seller.....

It's like this my friend. it's not likely you will get the full two thousand pounds for this car from ebay, in the same way that you will get in scrappage. However it's not a legal requirement you do this, you could just as well sell the car for say £1,200, and simply ask for the other £800 as a discount off the car you are buying. If the dealership won't give it to you, JUST GO SOMEWHERE ELSE! However many thousands you are spending on the new car, this one does not need that much money spending on it! I just can't understand if, as you say, your daughter is so gutted about doing this, she is even thinking about it. Sell the car (starting an ebay listing at £2000 will not help you by the way) and then get the rest of the two grand off as a simple discount. Everybody's happy,and the car lives. Unless of course the bit about the scrappage deal is just a bit of emotional blackmail.....


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Posted 31 October 2009 - 08:57 PM

haha good work fred, i always have to hold myself back from sending snooty messages to sellers on ebay (''the english pressing of the first gypsy album is worth nowhere near £65 you fool!''), glad i'm not the only one who does it!
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Posted 31 October 2009 - 09:01 PM

Well I think I am being helpful, not like I am saying, 'give you £100 for it, I can come round tonite! :lol:
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Posted 31 October 2009 - 09:53 PM

Dead cheap C15 peasant van
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Posted 31 October 2009 - 10:25 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/22/!Bd5d2jQ!mk~$(KG...

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What a shame someone converted it to RHD. If it'd been LHD I could sell that thing about 100 times over.

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Posted 31 October 2009 - 11:05 PM

HEY KIDS! Would any of you like an ice cream and/or to see a few puppies? Come and say hello to your 'Uncle Frosty'!!! :x

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Posted 31 October 2009 - 11:17 PM

Had a reply from the mini seller, yeah right! :roll:

Hi, I am sorry that you can even think that this is an emotional blackmail thing. I can assure you that it certainly is not the case. The car has had well over the starting price spent on it, and the new car deal is not open to further negotiation with the dealership, they have already allowed more than this on the purchase price, however two thousand pounds was the difference basically from my daughter having a new car for her 21st birthday or not, and since she lives away from home and has a considerably journey to travel, anyone who knows anything about Minis will know this was never really what they were designed for, just round town and local journeys, they are not a cruising car. I already think I have over justified myself and am sorry you feel this way, this is a last ditch effort to find a new loving home for Billie, but I can't afford to be too emotional when considering the safety of my daughter traveling on the M5 every weekend.


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Posted 31 October 2009 - 11:23 PM

Had a reply from the mini seller, yeah right! :roll:

Hi, I am sorry that you can even think that this is an emotional blackmail thing. I can assure you that it certainly is not the case. The car has had well over the starting price spent on it, and the new car deal is not open to further negotiation with the dealership, they have already allowed more than this on the purchase price, however two thousand pounds was the difference basically from my daughter having a new car for her 21st birthday or not, and since she lives away from home and has a considerably journey to travel, anyone who knows anything about Minis will know this was never really what they were designed for, just round town and local journeys, they are not a cruising car. I already think I have over justified myself and am sorry you feel this way, this is a last ditch effort to find a new loving home for Billie, but I can't afford to be too emotional when considering the safety of my daughter traveling on the M5 every weekend.

So 5 million minis were only for town and local journeys? Okay, that makes sense. Why wont people learn that an unsafe car is only unsafe if driven in a way it endangers lives? Its like him saying 'ill pass on this unsafe car to someone else' And for the record, he doesnt know anything about minis.
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Posted 31 October 2009 - 11:26 PM

WHY DID YOU DO THAT

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Posted 31 October 2009 - 11:28 PM

Had a reply from the mini seller, yeah right! :roll:

Hi, I am sorry that you can even think that this is an emotional blackmail thing. I can assure you that it certainly is not the case. The car has had well over the starting price spent on it, and the new car deal is not open to further negotiation with the dealership, they have already allowed more than this on the purchase price, however two thousand pounds was the difference basically from my daughter having a new car for her 21st birthday or not, and since she lives away from home and has a considerably journey to travel, anyone who knows anything about Minis will know this was never really what they were designed for, just round town and local journeys, they are not a cruising car. I already think I have over justified myself and am sorry you feel this way, this is a last ditch effort to find a new loving home for Billie, but I can't afford to be too emotional when considering the safety of my daughter traveling on the M5 every weekend.

So 5 million minis were only for town and local journeys? Okay, that makes sense. Why wont people learn that an unsafe car is only unsafe if driven in a way it endangers lives? Its like him saying 'ill pass on this unsafe car to someone else' And for the record, he doesnt know anything about minis.

To give him some credit, minis do SUCK if you have to drive one any distance!

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Posted 31 October 2009 - 11:31 PM

Had a reply from the mini seller, yeah right! :roll:

Hi, I am sorry that you can even think that this is an emotional blackmail thing. I can assure you that it certainly is not the case. The car has had well over the starting price spent on it, and the new car deal is not open to further negotiation with the dealership, they have already allowed more than this on the purchase price, however two thousand pounds was the difference basically from my daughter having a new car for her 21st birthday or not, and since she lives away from home and has a considerably journey to travel, anyone who knows anything about Minis will know this was never really what they were designed for, just round town and local journeys, they are not a cruising car. I already think I have over justified myself and am sorry you feel this way, this is a last ditch effort to find a new loving home for Billie, but I can't afford to be too emotional when considering the safety of my daughter traveling on the M5 every weekend.

So 5 million minis were only for town and local journeys? Okay, that makes sense. Why wont people learn that an unsafe car is only unsafe if driven in a way it endangers lives? Its like him saying 'ill pass on this unsafe car to someone else' And for the record, he doesnt know anything about minis.

To give him some credit, minis do SUCK if you have to drive one any distance!

And they do feel hideously unsafe and dangerously low! But why get one in the first place.........
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Posted 31 October 2009 - 11:34 PM

WHY DID YOU DO THAT

http://i.ebayimg.com/18/!Bcv+(Ug!2k~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ260495940147

My god, i bet they had a brainstorming session thinking of a small car to make smaller and came up with this and a mini.
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