Ratdat Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedSparrow Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 Yowzaaz!That Marina is hot stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratdat Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 This looks tidy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fearthecat Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1981-VAUXHALL-CAV ... 1c0d809933 Not sure if Escorts are too common / "cool" for shite, but they're old and rough so I like them. http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ESCORT-MK2-ESTATE ... 2c5179b696 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratdat Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 Hirst! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 That's absolutely astounding! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike D Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 A glass of wine, my favourite easy chair, and this compact disc playing on my home stereo... Here's a selection of local dross.... Mash? http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1952-DAIMLER-CONS ... 0415287698 Fight the Power!!! http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/RARE-1976-RELIANT ... 0200640652 You can probably forgive the not able to fit in a pic of this land yacht.. http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Cadillac-Fleetwoo ... 0486491998 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 If you had that you could always park it half-on the kerb, crashing into some dustbins, Frank Drebin-stylz **** edit: that silver yankee thing I mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 One morning I was in a hurry in the Galant and I reversed up the sloping drive, not knowing that the gormless binmen had left the two empty bins right in front of the driveway - didn't see them until too late and sent them flying into the road! No damage done, neighbours must have thought I was bonkers though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keef Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 not knowing that the gormless binmen had left the two empty bins right in front of the drivewayWhy do they *always* do that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 This 100k mile 5-dr Golf GTi 5-dr has been living in a heated garage, that is why it is now worth £5000! Impressive stuff. http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1991-VOLKSWAGEN-GOLF-GTI-1800cc-3-OWNERS-FROM-NEW-WOW_W0QQitemZ110451943568 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike D Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 This 100k mile 5-dr Golf GTi 5-dr has been living in a heated garage, that is why it is now worth £5000! Impressive stuff. http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1991-VOLKSWAGEN-GOLF-GTI-1800cc-3-OWNERS-FROM-NEW-WOW_W0QQitemZ110451943568Good job it isn't the 5-dr Golf GTi 3-dr, scene tax ahoy if it were Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UglyAmerican Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 I know used cars are expensive in the US, but $2k for a derelict Sportrak? Yes, that's just crackhead pricing. That's a classic $500 car. Maybe cheaper, since it doesn't work. I nearly bought a rusted out Peugeot 505 V6 for 650 a few months ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 Scrppage blackmail: http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/MINI-MAYFAIR-1986-NAME-BILLIE-PLEASE-HELP-KILL-BILL_W0QQitemZ220502941176 PLEASE HELP SAVE FROM THE CRUSHERyeah yeah it would be a complete tragedy, she is 24 years old and underwent a complete rebuild about 2 years ago.righto Please help as my daughter is absolutely gutted at the prospect of her being crushed into a cube, and so am IWell thats a crying shame isnt it, obv she's gutted, but not quite gutted enough to NOT chop it in against a shiny new shitbox! Just crush it and move on man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 WOOO!!!! http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/vauxhall-viva-estate-1300-gls_W0QQitemZ160374041408 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 JEEZUS http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/FIAT-500-CINQUECENTO-IMPALA-JEEP-KIT-CAR-VERY-RARE_W0QQitemZ180425156301 front-mounted towel rail at least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1985-FORD-ESCORT-L-BLUE_W0QQitemZ120486094301 lousy pics, looks interesting tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dukestar25 Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 A little off topic maybe, but I got sent a link to these.http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 0476622644I know he's taking the piss, but it's like a whole different language. Made me chuckle though...Seller is known to me wer u from? sumwer posh in da sowf lyk leedz?didn't do Geography in school then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CIH Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 the mini seller;THIS IS SERIOUSfuck off. It's not even mint. "restored" two years ago and already rusting plus it's been bumped into. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Station Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 Talbot Alpine 'Minx' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogweasel Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 That Alpine is the D.Bizzle.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogweasel Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1994-JAGUAR-XJ6-G ... 0111580485 YES!'special edition', smaller engine, aftermarket jagular screwed to the bonnet, wanky norn irn 'personal' plate.If this isn't sitting round the back of some grim boozer with a cracked screen, flat tyres and parped headgasket within 18 months, I will eat my pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedSparrow Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 That Alpine is the D.Bizzle.... Quite.Must be one of the last? C reg and a Minx badge glued on the back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratdat Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 £300 classified. Mot 'till next year too. Proper weapons grade shite... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratdat Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 Crusty pasta powered shite... Pricey pizza powered shite... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 £300 classified. Mot 'till next year too. Proper weapons grade shite... Isn't that Torsten's one again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pillock Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 PLEASE HELP SAVE FROM THE CRUSHERyeah yeahit would be a complete tragedy, she is 24 years old and underwent a complete rebuild about 2 years ago.rightoAnd while you're at it, go back to the place that restored it and ask why the bottom four inches of the car look like they're made of crusty bogies after just two years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratdat Posted October 31, 2009 Share Posted October 31, 2009 USEABLE Car wih Classic Looks !Yeah, if you're name is Ronald McDonald I guess it'd be ideal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 31, 2009 Share Posted October 31, 2009 CHRIST. It's got a PICNIC BASKET. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 31, 2009 Share Posted October 31, 2009 CHRIST. It's got a PICNIC BASKET.Yeah, Yogi could go on a geet fucking crime spree in that, and then pile it into a branch of Greggs.Preferably when all the knackers from Partington are inside getting 'tows' and listening to 'filty grime'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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