Mr_Bo11ox Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1980-FORD-FIESTA-GHIA-GOLD_W0QQitemZ220502342016 the battery is dead, to see her running, you will need to bring either a spare battery or a chargerDear god, you're asking 900 for a car, its in "fantastic condition both inside and out" and you cant even be arsed to put a battery on it that works! Give me strength TOSSERS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 "What look should I go for with my new dub?" 3....2.....1.... "What about SLAMMED OVER BANDED STEELS??" http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/VERY-RETRO-1985-VOLKSWAGEN-PASSAT-ESTATE-1-8CL_W0QQitemZ270476897651 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angrydicky Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 1979 Vauxhall Carlton 2000 Automatic £795 secures this stunner! 1983 Vauxhall Nova 1.2 L Or £695 for this. Good gravy! 1985 Ford Capri 2.0 Laser "24 Years on and its For Sale for the original purchase price of £7497.83" Why didn't I think of that?! All this time I've been factoring depreciation into car sales, I never knew it was optional.That Carlton looks georgeous. Nice pictures too. That Capri guy can fuck off.I know where the pictures of the Carlton were taken, must be very local to me. What a stunner, and a bargain too, shame I'm skint as it's right up there in my list of 'Must-have tat' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 Never knew these came in diesel, Nice motor though, Perfect for that cross europe driving holiday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 Hey if an ordinary capri is too much of a hardcore driving weapon for you, maybe this 1.6L automatic would be an acceptable compromise. http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Ford-Capri-MK2-1-6-XL-Auto-MOT-failure-spares-repair_W0QQitemZ330372275902 if you could see the fuggin thing that is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogweasel Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 Perfect for that cross europe driving holiday.As long as you wanted to cross Europe exceptionally slowly and at deafening decibels, that is.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 I would love that old fiat, what a piece of grade A shite that is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogweasel Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 Just luzz some old Iveco diesel lump into your 132 for a similar effect... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 2.3 Turbo Auto! C U L8R PETROL http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1985-VOLVO-760-TURBO-AUTO-RED-44000-miles-from-new_W0QQitemZ230393121360 Nice though, only 44k from new! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angrydicky Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 0476622644 yea brrrruvvv!!! shtabb you!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 "What look should I go for with my new dub?" 3....2.....1...."What about SLAMMED OVER BANDED STEELS??"To be fair he might give it "the rattlecan of death" instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 one owner and 27k! http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1984-VOLVO-360-GLE-SILVER_W0QQitemZ110451516035 What an unstyllish vehicle these are, I would love one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogweasel Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 That Volvo 760 is class in a glass!Though the photos do suggest that a cartoon anvil/rik waller/8 bags of sand are stashed in the boot.Who cares about MPG - I think the 760 turdblower is the only car I have ever heard my mother describe in a positive fashion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 "the car has been stored in a safe and private location" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=270476622644yea brrrruvvv!!! shtabb you!!!In the Q & A'SQ: Yo Yo, If I get me grinda to me Corsa, do you fink I can Stick dese on it so me is looking like da propa gangsta with a corsa vectra... Word 29-Oct-09 A: N*GGA DER IS GUNFIRE IN UR USER NAME! TAKE FUKKEN COVA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 A little off topic maybe, but I got sent a link to these.http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 0476622644I know he's taking the piss, but it's like a whole different language. Made me chuckle though...Seller is known to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=270476622644yea brrrruvvv!!! shtabb you!!! I got dese on my 1.6 LS wot had tintz, a metal spoila, neonz on da roof and my main man Lostboi angin owt da back till e got busted 4 robbing Dave's nan. Ne way it wos wicked. So now u can b rollin wiv dese 4 shizzle and all your bad manz in da back. Oh rite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tayne Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 "I had rock sliders and a reinforced rear bumper made sadly not in time to save a few dents" A few! Tosser. http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1990-LAND-ROVER-R ... _500wt_973 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UglyAmerican Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 American Mercury Capri (Ford Mustang Fox body) 5.0 litre V8 with 200-some bhp http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/84-Mercu ... 3ca6d0846e Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=270476622644yea brrrruvvv!!! shtabb you!!!This is very funny. even the Q+A's are funny, which is rare!Q: aiii, diss is dj finga lickin chickin, cluck cluck, bckkaaa!!!!!! i izz eyein up meselfs a nuu riiide for mii driive biiii's. brap brap, bckkaaa. rite now i izz packin a 2 bigga shoota to bang out mi corzaaa, ya heeer me? cluck cluck, dese peng lites wood makez a vectrez lk baaaaare cluckable. id be buzzing my movez "cluck dwn low, cluck dwn low, chickin breast, chicken thigh, chicken leg, chickin rhyme" cluck cluck wd u be interested in swaps 4 bare mounts keyringz bruv? i gotz lyk 115 or su'in. Irie dj finga lickin, bcckkaaa, cluck cluck, chickin bcckkaaa 29-Oct-09 A: oi oi main giiza! wha gwon? alwayz pack dem shootas wen u iz rollin wid chikinz. n*ggaz luv 2 jak da mega bukkits y0! my man jethro woz jus bussin wid dem notts gyalz wiv sum chikinz n got a 2by4 upside da head n BLAM dem chikinz woz gone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 hey what about this? These old flat face 9000's are super rare now. http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=190344827814 This ones a one-owner low mileage job. 2.3 non-turbo so fairly undesirable. I would love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Ted Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 Check this, 12500 miles from new, BIN at £550! Buy it before the doctor does! http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Austin-Maestro-1-3L-1986-Very-Low-Mileage-Classic_W0QQitemZ180426091786FFS I have just spent my very last bean on another K11 and this turns up. I mean WHY? Some bastard "up there" is having a laugh at me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1991-VAUXHALL-CAVALIER-GSI-4X4-SILVER_W0QQitemZ150383227602 1 previous owner 29000 miles this car has genuinly only covered 29000 miles from new sounds nice built on a immaculate genuine 4x4 shell also 1 owner and recipt for the shell is included in the auctionOh right so its not the original shell then he has now bought a mk1 escort and removed the engine to fit in that No engine? Carry on still has driveshafts and 2wd f20 gearbox fittedso not the original gearbox either. So which bits have done 29k? the fuggin ashtray? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nigel bickle Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 Saab is too'late' for a flat front -earlier panels prob bolted onto a later car.Nicer than mine, though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mnde Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 Check this, 12500 miles from new, BIN at £550! Buy it before the doctor does! http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Austin-Maestro-1-3L-1986-Very-Low-Mileage-Classic_W0QQitemZ180426091786FFS I have just spent my very last bean on another K11 and this turns up. I mean WHY? Some bastard "up there" is having a laugh at me. Sorry FT, I feel your pain... Mark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FredTransit Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=270476622644yea brrrruvvv!!! shtabb you!!!Hang on, either this is a scam or the seller is bi lingual......Q:Gosh, I don't know what that language is but it sounds jolly exotic. Would those rather spiffing light clusters fit my Bentley Continental GT old chap? A:Tally-ho old Bean! That sounds like a most splendid idea, although they could get you kicked out of the polo club! Furthermore I digress my dear badger; they might spoil your camouflage when you're out shooting pheasants. What-ho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 Dunno if we've had this, suspect I might have posted it before, but just look at it. 1981 Skoda Estelle 105S £1000 ono! I'd love one of these old Estelles. This is even the 105 with the 1.0L engine! I could drive around (slowly) pretending to be someone in the 80s who has to be very careful with their money. I could just hoard away 40% of my take home pay and pretend that it's going on a really harsh HP arrangement on the Estelle, then go to Co-op in some really drab clothes and load the front boot with the weekly shop - 20 economy burgers, a couple of tins of hot dogs in brine, own-brand oven chips, a loaf of Happy Bread and a single "Fudge" bar as a payday treat. Then back home to watch Bullseye, stick one bar on the electric fire and have a bit of a cry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mnde Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 Dunno if we've had this, suspect I might have posted it before, but just look at it. 1981 Skoda Estelle 105S £1000 ono! I'd love one of these old Estelles. This is even the 105 with the 1.0L engine! I could drive around (slowly) pretending to be someone in the 80s who has to be very careful with their money. I could just hoard away 40% of my take home pay and pretend that it's going on a really harsh HP arrangement on the Estelle, then go to Co-op in some really drab clothes and load the front boot with the weekly shop - 20 economy burgers, a couple of tins of hot dogs in brine, own-brand oven chips, a loaf of Happy Bread and a single "Fudge" bar as a payday treat. Then back home to watch Bullseye, stick one bar on the electric fire and have a bit of a cry.Don't forget hoarding BP Shield stamps in the glovebox! That's a CRACKER, in my favourite colour too: tomato soup red - same as my GSA. Love the WWW numberplate too. Gold star! Mark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkfour Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 1990 Daihatsu Rocky aka Sportrak from fleabay in the good ol' US of A http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Daihatsu-Rocky-SE-1990_W0QQitemZ290363814364QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUS_Cars_Trucks?hash=item439b0831dc The description of this model on wikipedia is none too good "The engine is generally known to have performance difficulties..." and "The chassis rails are well known to trap rust and dirt as the drain holes become clogged, leaving the owner with large holes in the chassis which will fail the MOT test. For this reason alone numerous vehicles have been consigned to the scrapyard..." So to avoid showing this the seller has chosen to list it with pics taken 15 years ago BEFORE it went into storage. The seller then gets sh1tty when someone asks if the photos are of the car in question! Fuggin' loser Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milford Cubicle Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 I know used cars are expensive in the US, but $2k for a derelict Sportrak? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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