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#15091 OFFLINE   trigger

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Posted 25 October 2009 - 01:32 PM

Thing is, I actually think it looks better in green! :?

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#15092 OFFLINE   FredTransit

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Posted 25 October 2009 - 01:42 PM

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/uploads/n...

That would certainly stop you getting up in the morning after a skinful and driving your car to work. It is the only interior i have seen that makes me think public transport is a good idea.
Is that orange or red? Bit academic really as it hurts my eyes. Driving it would be impossible. Security feature maybe?
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Posted 25 October 2009 - 02:18 PM

It's a mk1 scrote! With a Toyota diesel engine! http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 19b7533035 This should be in shite engine conversions monthly!
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#15094 OFFLINE   whitevanman

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Posted 25 October 2009 - 03:19 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/15/!Bd,JROg!Wk~$(KG...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0499919604

Er, yes please??

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Good condition - check
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what a little hoey................wish I had some spare cash :cry:

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#15095 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 25 October 2009 - 03:32 PM

FORMER 'HIRST INDUSTRIES' DIRECTORS' VEHICLE

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'This car has been regularly seen in local newspapers'

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#15096 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 25 October 2009 - 03:37 PM

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THIS CAR WITH A PAINT JOB WOULD BE A SHOW WINNER


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#15097 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 25 October 2009 - 03:45 PM

Found this on MacDroitwich, it caused me to laugh my wang off!

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Brought to you by the guy with the tax exempt Ital 'project' from a few pages ago. :lol:

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#15098 OFFLINE   RedSparrow

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Posted 25 October 2009 - 04:03 PM

Found this on MacDroitwich, it caused me to laugh my wang off!

http://i.ebayimg.com/08/!Bc1gDEw!mk~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ120481514483

Brought to you by the guy with the tax exempt Ital 'project' from a few pages ago. :lol:

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#15099 OFFLINE   wuvvum

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Posted 25 October 2009 - 04:11 PM

If you're quick, you can be just like Spottedlaurel.

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#15100 OFFLINE   HillmanImp

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Posted 25 October 2009 - 05:39 PM

He is pulling that heap with a stretch limo Volvo. Classy.

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Posted 25 October 2009 - 05:41 PM

Hey, this looks like just the ticket for someone wanting a nice old barge through the winter.... :wink:

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0363399605

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It's priced a bit higher in the ad to chance my arm but 'shiters will get a good deal.
I dont no wot there worth tbh mate only wont it for pre 68 obvserly lol hav u got any pics plz mate

#15102 OFFLINE   HillmanImp

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Posted 25 October 2009 - 05:44 PM

Not sure how much these go for but for under £900 with ticket it seems like a bit of a bargain to me.

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...Z380170838362QQ

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#15103 OFFLINE   HillmanImp

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Posted 25 October 2009 - 05:46 PM

Hey, this looks like just the ticket for someone wanting a nice old barge through the winter.... :wink:

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0363399605

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j188/1...


It's priced a bit higher in the ad to chance my arm but 'shiters will get a good deal.

That was on sale on here a few months back wasn't it?
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Posted 25 October 2009 - 07:25 PM

FORMER 'HIRST INDUSTRIES' DIRECTORS' VEHICLE http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ220500175491 'This car has been regularly seen in local newspapers'

...'FORMER' ?? That Accord saloon is really nice, if I needed a daily that'd be very tempting.

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Posted 25 October 2009 - 07:48 PM

Found this on MacDroitwich, it caused me to laugh my wang off!

http://i.ebayimg.com/08/!Bc1gDEw!mk~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ120481514483

Brought to you by the guy with the tax exempt Ital 'project' from a few pages ago. :lol:

LOLZ! I can't believe you found a trailer even more mind bendingly shit that that Trabant based one!

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Posted 25 October 2009 - 07:56 PM

FORMER 'HIRST INDUSTRIES' DIRECTORS' VEHICLE http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ220500175491 'This car has been regularly seen in local newspapers'

...'FORMER' ?? That Accord saloon is really nice, if I needed a daily that'd be very tempting.

It is a great car! I happily drove it for a few months, surprisingly refined. I hope it goes to a good home, just wish I could afford to do that myself...

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Posted 25 October 2009 - 08:39 PM

Hey, this looks like just the ticket for someone wanting a nice old barge through the winter.... :wink:

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0363399605

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j188/1...


It's priced a bit higher in the ad to chance my arm but 'shiters will get a good deal.

That was on sale on here a few months back wasn't it?
Yep - now it's got a new MoT I'm promoting it a bit more.
I dont no wot there worth tbh mate only wont it for pre 68 obvserly lol hav u got any pics plz mate

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Posted 25 October 2009 - 08:42 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... mobiles_UK?
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EX FBI CAR

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Is it just me or is that looking like tax exempt plates on a 73/74 facelift model?

#15109 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 25 October 2009 - 08:55 PM

Hey check out that retro sticker in the back of the Viva HA! 'Re-cycled Ferrari', I remember barely making it out of a grimace the first time I saw that sticker, then becomeing less and less amused by it every time I saw it after that (about 100 times a fuggin day as I recall)

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Posted 25 October 2009 - 08:58 PM

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#15111 OFFLINE   Spottedlaurel

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Posted 25 October 2009 - 08:59 PM

Viva's fantastic!Capri looks a bit of a bitsa, could have been retro-fitted with the lights? Sounds like there's a lot of other mix-n-match parts like the interior, and possibly Pinto if it's really that age?FEV...H might make it a car registered by Ford originally?

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Posted 25 October 2009 - 09:43 PM

That Viva is super-cool.Its another car that I would do just enough work to get it through an MOT and keep it like it is. And not wash it, the mouldy water stain on the back is the best bit!

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Posted 25 October 2009 - 09:44 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 20adcfde1f

1.3 FTW! NOT GR8 4 DRIFTIN NOT AE86 RS2000 ETC

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Posted 25 October 2009 - 09:48 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1982-FORD-CORTINA-CRUSADER-RED-SILVER_W0QQitemZ140355034655QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAutomobiles_UK?hash=item20adcfde1f

1.3 FTW! NOT GR8 4 DRIFTIN NOT AE86 RS2000 ETC

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l47/as...

Looks brillaint, but perhaps a tad pricey? Im not too aware of Cortina prices but im not entirely sure thats a realistic figure.
Ticks all the boxes though.
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Posted 25 October 2009 - 09:48 PM

Didn't know you could get a 1.3 Crusader! Shows how much I know, I really ought to brush up on my Cortina knowledge.

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Posted 25 October 2009 - 10:11 PM

Can I be controversial?I hate Mk3-> Cortinas.And Granadas.That is all.

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Posted 25 October 2009 - 10:13 PM

I thought that was error but DVLA confirms it's a 1298cc, New one on me.

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Posted 25 October 2009 - 11:09 PM

I had a mk4 1.3 'nothin meaner Ford Cortina (VGV 195S i think) which was a 1.3. Not sure what they did with other models but if they had any sense they would have stopped it as it was shit.
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Posted 25 October 2009 - 11:25 PM

Can I be controversial?

I hate Mk3-> Cortinas.
And Granadas.

That is all.

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I love Granadas. If I had one I would piss around (whilst someone else did the driving) pretending to be George Cowley

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Posted 26 October 2009 - 12:47 PM

Can I be controversial? I hate Mk3-> Cortinas. And Granadas. That is all.

Don't worry, we all have our failings in life :lol:

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