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Posted 21 October 2009 - 10:25 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... mobiles_UK?

still has rear arch's!!!

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Sale does not include chassis, engine, or any assosiated running gear-If it does'nt sell it will go to Scimitar heaven!

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#14972 OFFLINE   warren t claim

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Posted 21 October 2009 - 11:22 PM

OMG! Save from rally boys please! 3 door Sierra! http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 1c0d609d39
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#14973 OFFLINE   brammy777

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Posted 21 October 2009 - 11:53 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Austin-Montego-1-6-Mayfair-Mot-Tax-Damaged-Salvage_W0QQitemZ180422224177QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAutomobiles_UK?

still has rear arch's!!!

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Near me..............
If only, if only.

RE that sierra, do people still do cossie replicas? Reaaaally?
If i bought that, id bring my own pinto along, and leave him with the body panels and 2.0 engine, the look on his face....
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Is that off a Maestro, Montego or a Metro?
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Posted 21 October 2009 - 11:54 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Austin-Montego-1-6-Mayfair-Mot-Tax-Damaged-Salvage_W0QQitemZ180422224177QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAutomobiles_UK?

still has rear arch's!!!

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If only, if only.

RE that sierra, do people still do cossie replicas? Reaaaally?
If i bought that, id bring my own pinto along, and leave him with the body panels and 2.0 engine, the look on his face....
Would that be a 1300 pinto?
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Posted 21 October 2009 - 11:59 PM

of course. Perhaps id then tell him i was planning a 1.3 base model replica, thatd add even more shock.
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#14976 OFFLINE   warren t claim

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Posted 22 October 2009 - 12:06 AM

About 20 years ago a mate had a 1.3 Sierra base and it really wasn't as bad as you would think. Even with a 4 speed box it cruised the motorway quietly enough to hear the (extra cost) P21 push button radio.
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Posted 22 October 2009 - 06:16 AM

http://i.ebayimg.com/12/!BdM6ofQCGk~$(KG...

Got original wheels if needed

well duh... description makes it sound like its a bit dodgy. i desperately want one of these.

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seems like an amazing amount of money for that, is that what they are going for now days? if they are it's a shame because thats one of my ultimate dream cars

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Posted 22 October 2009 - 07:14 AM

I was well excited by that Marina. An early one in black tulip would be top of the heap. Though it seems it has not always been that colour. And the seller is suffering from some kind of delusional state. Roll cage & side impact bars MY ARSE.

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Posted 22 October 2009 - 08:50 AM

Everyone at work keeps telling me to scrap my Mk2 orion 1600 ghia for a new focus. Why the hell would I want to do that? It's a 1991 (very late Mk2) - sills are mint, arches not too bad, diamond white, EFi. Pretty standard. Gets me from A to B happily. Starts every morning without fail. And costs me £70 a year to maintain. (£40 for MOT, £30 to service myself). Also the car owes me £230 original purchase price. If some wanker demolishes it whilst on the road in an accident, it's not much money to lose. You lose more than that as soon as you drive a new focus off the forecourt. Not only that... - provided I dont get it wrapped round a lamppost or a car - the value is only going to go up in price. Hows that for depreciation. I reckon its worth £350 now on ebay. I've owned it for two years, and I've had my £230's worth out of it, and yet I could probably sell it for more than that now. Stuff your new focus's up your arse. I'm happy driving a fabulous piece of shite. If you are a player. There is a helpful news for you. No place to Buy WOW Gold cheaper? Buy Aion Kinah cheaper? We provide you with WOW Gold, really Cheap WOW Gold, cheap Aion Gold, just so low price that you cann't believe. Also we supput Metin2 Yang for Metin2 player to buy cheap Metin2 Yang.
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Posted 22 October 2009 - 09:08 AM

What the! That's a pretty interesting spam approach, seems to take a random post and then throw a load of "BUY GOLD" ads at the bottom. Wonder if it'll do one of my posts at some stage.Anyway, that Montego sounds like a great little project, I'd love to take that on. Take the back lights out, whack the back panel with a hammer so it sits fairly straight, take it for VIC, re-MOT it, then drive around illegally minicabbing to success. It'd fit in quite well with most taxi companies around here, they love a bit of "salvage repairable".Shame it's not closer really, don't think I'd want to drive it up the M1 looking like that.

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Posted 22 October 2009 - 09:26 AM

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Sporty looks with mingebag running costs. What's not to like?

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Posted 22 October 2009 - 12:28 PM

Citroen LNA!!!! http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 4a9ba45953
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Posted 22 October 2009 - 12:53 PM

[quote name="hanson10"]Everyone at work keeps telling me to scrap my Mk2 orion 1600 ghia for a new focus.

Why the hell would I want to do that? It's a 1991 (very late Mk2) - sills are mint, arches not too bad, diamond white, EFi. Pretty standard. Gets me from A to B happily. Starts every morning without fail. And costs me £70 a year to maintain. (£40 for MOT, £30 to service myself).

Also the car owes me £230 original purchase price. If some wanker demolishes it whilst on the road in an accident, it's not much money to lose. You lose more than that as soon as you drive a new focus off the forecourt.

Not only that... - provided I dont get it wrapped round a lamppost or a car - the value is only going to go up in price. Hows that for depreciation. I reckon its worth £350 now on ebay. I've owned it for two years, and I've had my £230's worth out of it, and yet I could probably sell it for more than that now.

Stuff your new focus's up your arse. I'm happy driving a fabulous piece of shite.


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Posted 22 October 2009 - 12:55 PM

Ah don't quote the git, now when he's deleted the stupid links he's put in his posts will stay in your quote!
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Posted 22 October 2009 - 02:52 PM

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This shouldn't even be here, somebody screwed up! Get this the hell outta here! NO MONEY DOWN!

I :heart: this. But for that price you'd expect 2 grand stuffed in the glovebox

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Posted 22 October 2009 - 02:59 PM

This seems cheap for a roadworthy "Two Horse" http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 3ca6b7dad4
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Posted 22 October 2009 - 05:23 PM

hey heres a Citroen LNA with its engine in bits. DESIRABLE!

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Posted 22 October 2009 - 05:34 PM

Do I win £5?

ELEVEN RANCHOS FOR SALE

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Posted 22 October 2009 - 05:46 PM

Do I win £5?

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You defo win 5 clams. Shit as they may be, I always loved that design - even when I was wee.
Very satisfying to the eye. Surely 'twould be fair easy to drop a more bombastic engine in there and have a pure sexmachine?
I'll have the matt green and black one thanks.

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Posted 22 October 2009 - 06:42 PM

It's a Toyota Crown!!! Coupe!!!! I think I need a mop.... http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 1c0d6507a7
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Posted 22 October 2009 - 06:53 PM

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Posted 22 October 2009 - 07:38 PM

Look at this classy machine!

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Posted 22 October 2009 - 07:40 PM

Do I win £5?

ELEVEN RANCHOS FOR SALE

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You defo win 5 clams. Shit as they may be, I always loved that design - even when I was wee.
Very satisfying to the eye. Surely 'twould be fair easy to drop a more bombastic engine in there and have a pure sexmachine?
I'll have the matt green and black one thanks.
I'll take the red one thanks. I had model of one when I was like 8 but didn't know what it was untill about 3 years ago.

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Posted 22 October 2009 - 07:56 PM

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never been welded

So whats holding it together then :lol:
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Posted 22 October 2009 - 07:56 PM

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Posted 22 October 2009 - 08:03 PM

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MMMMMONTEGO 1.6L

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8) 1.3L 8)

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Sierra 2.0GL Estate, Dangerously close to me too...

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Posted 22 October 2009 - 08:04 PM

This thread is full of win tonight.
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Posted 22 October 2009 - 08:20 PM

What an Utter Heap of Shite :lol:

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Posted 22 October 2009 - 08:22 PM

Ah the old 'quick take a pic of it now, while it's freshly washed ans still wet' ploy!!
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Posted 22 October 2009 - 08:25 PM

Ah the old 'quick take a pic of it now, while it's freshly washed ans still wet' ploy!!

Otherwise known as the eBay wax....
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