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#14881 OFFLINE   keef

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Posted 18 October 2009 - 08:04 PM

Talk about poker face, we know your Bidding Bo11ox :lol:

"Bidding"? I thought he was selling. LOL!
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#14882 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 18 October 2009 - 08:20 PM

what a honey!

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Posted 18 October 2009 - 08:21 PM

I do think the TSW Venoms are a nice touch though.

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#14884 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 18 October 2009 - 08:42 PM

BOBS CLASSIC VAUXHALLS

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Bob's comment: "This is an original Magnum estate with the 1800 slant engine and just 44,000 on the clock. A very rare car nowadays and one i'd love to add to my stable, however I cant, so why dont you?
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#14885 OFFLINE   garycox

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Posted 18 October 2009 - 08:53 PM

Wow, check out this Autoshite Cortina!

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Posted 18 October 2009 - 08:57 PM

BOBS CLASSIC VAUXHALLS

http://i.ebayimg.com/11/!Bc9D8!!BGk~$(KG...
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Bob's comment: "This is an original Magnum estate with the 1800 slant engine and just 44,000 on the clock. A very rare car nowadays and one i'd love to add to my stable, however I cant, so why dont you?
L8RZ"

I know the owner and hes weird!!! but that said the car is sound if a little dull on the paint

 


#14887 OFFLINE   Mike D

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Posted 18 October 2009 - 09:04 PM

Magnificent daily driver time.....

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0352926313

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£1695!!! That sounds a fuggin bargain, even if it is powered by the devils brew....

#14888 OFFLINE   whitevanman

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Posted 18 October 2009 - 09:07 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/24/!Bc7OGfgBmk~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0437303619

I thought the mk4 finished in 79?
Date of Liability 01 12 1994
Date of First Registration 08 04 1982
~~~~Year of Manufacture 1982~~~~~
Cylinder Capacity (cc) 1993CC
CO2 Emissions Not Available
Fuel Type Petrol
Export Marker Not Applicable
Vehicle Status Unlicensed
Vehicle Colour WHITE
Has that sat for 3 years before registration-or been rung?
Is that a mk5 dash fitted? For some reason it has a poverty spec two spoke steering wheel.

hard to tell if it's a Mk5 dash or not......however it has mk4 panels everywhere including the doors and windscreen( unique to MK4's ).......... so Its a ringer or a ultra late reg one...............personally?... RINGER :wink:

WTF is 'german look'? Listening to the fuggin skorpions while combing your mullet?.


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Posted 18 October 2009 - 09:11 PM

Maybe Crayford bought up the remaining stock of two door shells and only made a completed car when they had a firm order. The lack of rear fog light is a bit suspicious as it was a legal requirement in 1982.

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#14890 OFFLINE   Richard

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Posted 18 October 2009 - 09:19 PM

Magnificent daily driver time.....

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0352926313

http://i.ebayimg.com/18/!Bc53G8w!mk~$(KG...

£1695!!! That sounds a fuggin bargain, even if it is powered by the devils brew....

I think it's a scam. The details are very sketchy and it's far too cheap for what appears to be a reasonably tidy Rolls Royce- even if it does have the wrong engine. Some of the feedback left by and for the seller suggests a bit of dodginess.

#14891 OFFLINE   pompei

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Posted 18 October 2009 - 09:22 PM

I agree, something not right there at all. The plate must be worth a fortune on its own.
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Posted 18 October 2009 - 10:29 PM

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Just needs a T-cut... on the plus side, It makes mine look good!

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#14893 OFFLINE   brammy777

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Posted 18 October 2009 - 10:50 PM

Magnificent daily driver time.....

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0352926313

http://i.ebayimg.com/18/!Bc53G8w!mk~$(KG...

£1695!!! That sounds a fuggin bargain, even if it is powered by the devils brew....

I think it's a scam. The details are very sketchy and it's far too cheap for what appears to be a reasonably tidy Rolls Royce- even if it does have the wrong engine. Some of the feedback left by and for the seller suggests a bit of dodginess.
The last feedback he recieved is interesting, cancelled transaction due to car being crashed! Surely youd be abit more careful when handling money with wheels? (if he was to blame ofc)
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Is that off a Maestro, Montego or a Metro?
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Posted 18 October 2009 - 10:54 PM

That Rolls is only in Dewsbury, I should go take a look, I've always wanted to be robbed of my money at knifepoint.

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Posted 18 October 2009 - 11:00 PM

Wow, check out this Autoshite Cortina!

http://i.ebayimg.com/20/!Bc1Vz)w!2k~$(KG...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0481503260

Immediate want. I can just imagine some old lady driving this to the shops, not knowing she has the most win car in Kent.

Should be kept as it is.
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#14896 OFFLINE   whitevanman

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Posted 19 October 2009 - 07:51 AM

Maybe Crayford bought up the remaining stock of two door shells and only made a completed car when they had a firm order. The lack of rear fog light is a bit suspicious as it was a legal requirement in 1982.

No, I Own the prototype MK4 and a Mk5. Nobody knows how many MK4's were made by Crayford, but they changed to the MK5 as soon as production models were available, everything else was destroyed by the fire at the factory...........so I'd go for a ringer :wink:

WTF is 'german look'? Listening to the fuggin skorpions while combing your mullet?.


#14897 OFFLINE   keef

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Posted 19 October 2009 - 08:41 AM

Immediate want. I can just imagine some old lady driving this to the shops, not knowing she has the most win car in Kent.

The chap lived or maybe his relatives just a few roads away from me. Can't find my spotted thread but here's the car a while back :-

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Posted 19 October 2009 - 08:44 AM


Immediate want. I can just imagine some old lady driving this to the shops, not knowing she has the most win car in Kent.

The chap lived or maybe his relatives just a few roads away from me. Can't find my spotted thread but here's the car a while back :-

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j278/w...
Brilliant driveway they have (or had). Cars all gone now then? Or do they still have the others?
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#14899 OFFLINE   keef

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Posted 19 October 2009 - 08:48 AM

Brilliant driveway they have (or had). Cars all gone now then? Or do they still have the others?

All there, apart from the Viva I think. They have "replaced" the Viva with a gold Cortina.
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Posted 19 October 2009 - 10:06 AM

Today's cars are brought to you via "Whizzers Motor Auction".

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1978 Ford Cortina 2.0 Ghia

It's a tidy car
About book mileage

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1979 Mini Clubman Estate

It's a right old heap
Done a lot of leg
Full of Warren Street Lace!

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1982 Austin miniMetro 1.0 L

It's a gem
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1984 Ford Sierra XR4i

It's a right old wreck
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Would convert to hen coop!

#14901 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 19 October 2009 - 10:40 AM

Hey that Sierra looks much better without any doorlocks.I would love to get an XR4 and convert it to full-on 1.6L spec including trimz and that funny bright orangey-red paint colour that so many povo sierras used to be in. The only sign of its previous occupation would be the twin rear pillars.

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Posted 19 October 2009 - 10:53 AM

1.6 L?! Who do you think you are - royalty? 1300 base for you, the official fleet car of HIRST INDUSTRIES.

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Here is a list of all the things you'd lose over the L - 5-speed box (4-speed only on the 1300 base), colourcoding on the front grille and filler cap, rubbing strips, full hubcaps, passenger mirror, head restraints, some soundproofing, opening rear seats, passenger vanity mirror (!), cigarette lighter, analogue clock, MW/LW radio, interior boot light.

On the plus side, you'd still have a courtesy light, parcel shelf and a few bits of carpet. Think yourself lucky eh!

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Posted 19 October 2009 - 11:01 AM

Opening rear seats? I'm not sure I can manage without that. Has it got folding doors?

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Posted 19 October 2009 - 11:10 AM

At extra cost.

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Posted 19 October 2009 - 01:32 PM

Hey in my VHS dungeon I have a clip of a base spec sierra on cortina steels, belgain plates, metalic blue being thrapped along a forest track - but it has the twin pillarz. Prototype testing of course. Of course this description is useless without pictures.
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Posted 19 October 2009 - 02:18 PM

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Lovely stuff.

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1979 Daimler Sovereign

These are becoming temptingly cheap lately, imagine if I turned up to work in one! People would think I'm a RIGHT character.

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#14907 OFFLINE   mouseflakes

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Posted 20 October 2009 - 12:50 PM

This looks interesting - handy estate, 4x4 with a 2.2 lump - can't say I've noticed them with that spec before - low miles too.

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Posted 20 October 2009 - 12:52 PM

1.6 L?! Who do you think you are - royalty? 1300 base for you, the official fleet car of HIRST INDUSTRIES.

http://www.crustworld.co.uk/images/84/sa...

Here is a list of all the things you'd lose over the L - 5-speed box (4-speed only on the 1300 base), colourcoding on the front grille and filler cap, rubbing strips, full hubcaps, passenger mirror, head restraints, some soundproofing, opening rear seats, passenger vanity mirror (!), cigarette lighter, analogue clock, MW/LW radio, interior boot light.

On the plus side, you'd still have a courtesy light, parcel shelf and a few bits of carpet. Think yourself lucky eh!


Is it me or is there something really comical about that unpainted grille and cap?

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Posted 20 October 2009 - 02:20 PM

Absolutely faultless.
And a snip at 5000 euros too.

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Posted 20 October 2009 - 04:14 PM

is it just me or is that not totally standard? i can't put my finger on it but something just seems a bit 'off' with it....

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