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#14761 OFFLINE   Pete-M

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Posted 11 October 2009 - 03:53 PM

Oh dear. http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0335080962

I'm almost glad my old Rovers are in original 'shagged' condition, rather than having them lookin like that.

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#14762 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 11 October 2009 - 03:55 PM

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THIS CAR IS A REAL HEAD TURNER AND IS ONE OF A KIND

One of a kind, eh? What about the 10,000 identikit crap 'rat' VW's then?

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#14763 OFFLINE   Rusty Pelican

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Posted 11 October 2009 - 03:57 PM

Oh dear. http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0335080962

There should be some kind of law that says making a hideous pigs ear out of an innocent classic is punishable by ( your own ideas here please )
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#14764 OFFLINE   trigger

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Posted 11 October 2009 - 04:01 PM

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Get a mot on it and run it as it is, Lush!

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#14765 OFFLINE   FredTransit

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Posted 11 October 2009 - 04:28 PM

:shock: How much is that Porche? I bought one to trash for the Firm, cost £200 and still had test. The engine was trying to get out though....
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#14766 OFFLINE   HillmanImp

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Posted 11 October 2009 - 05:18 PM

DONT BE A SHEEP DARE TO BE DIFFERENT

Think the seller must be from over the pond as he seems to have no understanding of irony.
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Posted 11 October 2009 - 06:51 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/21/!BbkhKJwBWk~$(KG...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0479508709

As seen in the lake in Risky Business

What an old shed :P

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Posted 11 October 2009 - 07:07 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/01/!BcbYYIw!2k~$(KG...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0444596653

Failed celebrity assassination
Someone is an incredibly poor shot.

Given that I'm about the only person in the world who would want a Celebrity Wagon, I think £700 starting bid is a bit harsh.

Also on the "from the same seller" bit:
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#14769 OFFLINE   pandamonium

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Posted 11 October 2009 - 07:57 PM

I quite fancy the chevy celebrity, might contact the bidder to see if they'll accept £700. :)
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Posted 11 October 2009 - 08:24 PM

I wonder if they'll throw that in as a freeby. Then I'll get my wife to wear it, and photograph her draped across the bonnet. Pure Autoshite filth!
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Posted 11 October 2009 - 09:22 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/14/!Bc,s2n!CGk~$(KG...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0358612270

We went away in this earlier in the year, when it ran faultlessly and was a pleasure to drive.

My wife has now left me, and the kids claim there Jacko's orphans now. Even the dog chewed its on legs off.


Sans plomb or death.

#14772 OFFLINE   KruJoe

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Posted 11 October 2009 - 10:03 PM

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plz cum



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Posted 11 October 2009 - 10:35 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/15/!BccqGK!CGk~$(KG...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0174116716

Good God, there's another one! They are fanatstically hideous, and this one gets extra points for the paint-job

I know it’s wrong, but I rather like the idea of that receiving an R1 engine or something similar. Purely to piss TDI rep man off. How much fun would that be? Quite a lot until death I suppose. Minissima linky

#14774 OFFLINE   chester drawers

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Posted 11 October 2009 - 10:44 PM

plz cum

the man that cum to look at it did not wont it so its bac on

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#14775 OFFLINE   FredTransit

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Posted 12 October 2009 - 09:18 AM

http://i.ebayimg.com/06/!BcQS+2wB2k~$(KG...http://i.ebayimg.com/01/!BcQTMMQBmk~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...em=180417483306

plz cum

Good god, somebody paid money for it.....
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Posted 12 October 2009 - 10:39 AM

http://i.ebayimg.com/06/!BcQS+2wB2k~$(KG...http://i.ebayimg.com/01/!BcQTMMQBmk~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...em=180417483306

plz cum

Good god, somebody paid money for it.....

Now there is a man who is succeeding in life

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#14777 OFFLINE   FredTransit

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Posted 12 October 2009 - 11:45 AM

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 286.c0.m14

Needs wings, but they come with.

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Shame the driver's seat doesn't. Is this legal??? :shock:

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Thought not....:lol:
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#14778 OFFLINE   M'coli

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Posted 12 October 2009 - 11:55 AM

Fred, that's within 10 miles of me, if you need someone to take a closer look at it.

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Posted 12 October 2009 - 01:13 PM

Nah don't worry I only came across this on the usual search, not that bothered about it. Does have a couple of wings with it though....
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#14780 OFFLINE   M'coli

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Posted 12 October 2009 - 01:19 PM

I thought the wings might have been the point of interest!

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Posted 12 October 2009 - 01:36 PM

Yes they are, but I doubt they would split and don't want to buy something with no driver's seat just to get them.....
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Posted 12 October 2009 - 10:13 PM

Bag of shite :lol:
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... mobiles_UK?
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It is The Bostin Engine

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... mobiles_UK?
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Keep out the pic's you mong :twisted:
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Posted 12 October 2009 - 10:23 PM

Does that mean the seats in the Saab will be covered in ginger hair? Bloody daywalkers

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#14784 OFFLINE   FredTransit

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Posted 13 October 2009 - 09:20 AM

Bag of shite :lol:
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... mobiles_UK?
http://i.ebayimg.com/03/!BcVksOw!mk~$(KG...

It is The Bostin Engine

I will actually keep an eye on this one, as I have been offered a nicer one that this, want to see what it fetches.....
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#14785 OFFLINE   AnthonyG

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Posted 13 October 2009 - 09:52 AM

http://i.ebayimg.com/16/!BbZfuewBmk~$(KG...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0408604972

WANT But where would I keep it and would I ever do anything with it.

That lives near my parents, the blue paintwork must be a very cheap blow over as it was beige four weeks ago!

#14786 OFFLINE   seth

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Posted 13 October 2009 - 01:00 PM

Might be tempting for someone?

http://retrorides.pr...ay&thread=68941

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#14787 OFFLINE   CortinaDave

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Posted 13 October 2009 - 05:52 PM

People will try and flog any old crap.

Broken bit off a Veyron:


http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 286.c0.m14

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Posted 13 October 2009 - 06:26 PM

Is it just me who thinks it looks like the bloke on the left has turned away to throw up, TR7's aren't that bad?

Or he's just seen a tr7 for the 1st time and his ribs hurt from all the laughing :lol:

#14789 OFFLINE   mattblack

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Posted 13 October 2009 - 06:46 PM

number plate valued at £800 as it resembles beauty x

...What a fucking prize flange... :roll:
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Posted 13 October 2009 - 07:05 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/08/!B,9visgBWk~$(KG...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0359295543

Was this welly green one on not long ago?

It has, not long ago at all. Crap pics were commented on.

..Nothing about the last auction in the feedback, but the seller has been buying Banger VHSs.




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