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#14731 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 10 October 2009 - 07:45 PM

Christ, you'd be pleased to live next door to them...

#14732 OFFLINE   Mr Lobster

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Posted 10 October 2009 - 07:47 PM

Presumably not just for this winter but many winters to come? Bet the neighbours just love them :D

#14733 OFFLINE   whitevanman

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Posted 10 October 2009 - 07:48 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v333/n...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... :MESELX:IT


OH dear Gods NO !!!!...................................

Why have I no spare cash just now :x:x

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#14734 OFFLINE   pandamonium

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Posted 10 October 2009 - 07:58 PM

Someone on here has bidded! Little do they know, the seller will settle outside of ebay!
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Posted 10 October 2009 - 08:17 PM

COVERED IN BIRD SHIT

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#14736 OFFLINE   FredTransit

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Posted 10 October 2009 - 08:25 PM

COVERED IN BIRD SHIT

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Damn! I could have dragged that to the adidas shoot!
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#14737 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 10 October 2009 - 10:23 PM

Marina sills and Mk 1/2 fiesta arches fit quite well on those whizzers.

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Posted 10 October 2009 - 11:36 PM


http://i.ebayimg.com/04/!Bb6bdMQ!Wk~$(KG...

Does the Beetle qualify as ratlook? Wonder what scene tax will do to the value of its few remaining parts?

Looking at this photo reminds me of the shot of the decaying Viva HC in Rita, Sue and Bob Too :lol:

#14739 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 11 October 2009 - 06:20 AM

Its an absolute class photo that, I love it!

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#14740 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 11 October 2009 - 07:14 AM

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fitted with a 2.0 Zetec, looks ace for £900 BIN!

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#14741 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 11 October 2009 - 07:29 AM

Agreed, that is well weapon. I would love to potter about in that.

#14742 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 11 October 2009 - 07:52 AM

BOBS CLASSIC VAUXHALLS

The following eBay items have been selected and presented to you by the former face of 'Family Fortunes' and 'Bobs Memory masters' Bob Monkhouse. To view them please click on Bobs face and he will guide you straight to the item!

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Bob's comment: "I love these old Cavaliers, seller reckons this one is in amazing condition for year. It doesnt look all that amazing to me"

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Bob's comment: "Used to see this a lot, putting manta placca bumpers on a Mk1 Cavalier. My view is, it looked shit then and it looks shit now. DONT DO IT KIDS"

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Bobs comment: "OMG this is lovely! It wants to be for £3500 mind you. I imagine these to be no faster than the straight 4 version, but handle worse and use loads more petrol"

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Bobs comment: "Wow heres the FD version! What a looker. This ones had one owner for 30 years and looks good. Supposedly needs some welding for its MOT though, so I would reccomend checking it out properly before paying the slightly hopeful £1500 BIN price"

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Bobs comment: "This chevette has had its engine nicked, but dont let that put you off as those 1256 OHV efforts are fairly toss anyway. Look at it as an opportunity rather than a problem. I suggest a 16v 1.6 Corsa engine and Omega 5-speed box, that should be a relatively cheap swap and would make for a proper little flying machine"

Thats all from my Vauxhall shed for the time being, catch you again soon at BOBS CLASSIC VAUXHALLS

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Posted 11 October 2009 - 07:57 AM

Thanks Bob.PS. Aren't you supposed to be dead?

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Posted 11 October 2009 - 08:17 AM

Thanks for the cars bob but in your opinion which is the best option for a deceased male comedian who had prostate cancer?

#14745 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 11 October 2009 - 08:21 AM

Sorry guys, Bobs gone now, its me again. Hopefully we can get him back for another guest appearance here on AS.

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#14746 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 11 October 2009 - 08:54 AM

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Looks pretty decent for £500, but:

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diff casing smashed open and the tunnel chopped out of a perfectly sound floor. WTF has happened to that then?

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Posted 11 October 2009 - 09:34 AM

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FRESH OUT OF THE DOGS BOTTOM AND STILL STEAMING!!!

Nice subtitle... :shock:

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Posted 11 October 2009 - 09:52 AM

Have we had this yet? http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 286.c0.m14 Must be near to you Violet Station?
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Posted 11 October 2009 - 09:58 AM

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 286.c0.m14 :shock: Do want, got to be a right bargain at that price?
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#14750 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 11 October 2009 - 10:07 AM

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This seems good value, so I will excuse the poundland wheel trimz.

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Posted 11 October 2009 - 11:27 AM

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This seems good value, so I will excuse the poundland wheel trimz.

I have fitted a new fuel pump, radiator cap and original Montego wheel trims.

So it's a winner :D

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Posted 11 October 2009 - 11:39 AM

How can this be legal?

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Posted 11 October 2009 - 11:41 AM

Loop holes. don't complain about 'em.....

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Posted 11 October 2009 - 12:39 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/17/!Bb4yc-g!Wk~$(KG...
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This seems good value, so I will excuse the poundland wheel trimz.

I'm pretty sure poundland never did metric wheeltrims. Maybe they are just wedged on for the photos.
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Posted 11 October 2009 - 12:41 PM

Have we had this yet? http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 286.c0.m14 Must be near to you Violet Station?

Yeah, it's down the road from me, I've sent him a message to 'view it', even though I don't have intention to buy (although I'd love to). I've seenit before, but not for a couple of years!

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Posted 11 October 2009 - 12:46 PM

Have we had this yet?



http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 286.c0.m14

Must be near to you Violet Station?

That's a bit hard to read, had to hi lite the text to see it! Still -

This is a little head turner and i get lots of comments on it.
Im selling it to buy a bigger classic as iv recently turned 25
Id love it to go to another classic lover!

no scrappage scheme for me thank you :)

Can't fault the seller for that!

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Posted 11 October 2009 - 02:34 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/24/!Bb4kI2wB2k~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ190339489823

Looks pretty decent for £500, but:
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diff casing smashed open and the tunnel chopped out of a perfectly sound floor. WTF has happened to that then?

I'd love one of these again (I had a white one for my first car).

Sold for £550 - good buy.

Reg Bo11s - I think the seller has confused the issue here - large black 'hole' on the floor looks more like sound deadening felt to me - I think the floor is fine. When they say it requires 'transmission tunnel' I think they're referring to that broken diff casing - if I remember rightly, that looks like the start of the remote gear change that's been smashed. So, not so bad hopefully.

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Posted 11 October 2009 - 03:03 PM

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Rather high BIN for for car the inside of which looks like it was used to hold an angry bear captive.

I wouldn't say this car has any rust problems apart from the floor pan. I can't seem to find any.

They might want to rewrite that bit. :D

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Posted 11 October 2009 - 03:30 PM

Oh dear. http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0335080962

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Posted 11 October 2009 - 03:36 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/17/!Bb4yc-g!Wk~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0358457157
This seems good value, so I will excuse the poundland wheel trimz.

I'm pretty sure poundland never did metric wheeltrims. Maybe they are just wedged on for the photos.
Later ones had 14" wheels with 185/65/14 tyres so they may have swapped the wheels over I suppose.

Bloody nice looking car, hope it finds a good home.
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