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#14701 OFFLINE   wuvvum

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Posted 08 October 2009 - 04:19 PM

Eh? The man from delmonti he say what??.What on earth is he meaning?Is he selling them as restoration projects.He canny be seriouse surley?

Pretty sure that's the quality of a freebie on-line Polish to English translator programme. I had some Chinese to English versions on trial last year, and this is very similar.

I would be curious to know what Polish word translates to "whamajorities" though. I'm pretty sure Michael Jackson had a second cousin once removed called JerMajorities, but I can't get any closer than that. :?

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Posted 08 October 2009 - 04:26 PM

Remember, a Simca 1100 with swollen wheelarches and a false moustache does not a new car make...[/url]

I know that quote, Where was it from? Jalopy?

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#14703 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 08 October 2009 - 04:40 PM

OMGAHOMGALOMG

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I'm sure that this was sold on here a year or two ago to some loon from Glasgow, who then decided to break it and asked mental prices for everything like £350 for the interior, £70 for a door mirror etc. I later contacted him and he said he swapped it for a different one, lokos like he didnt sell much off it!

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Posted 08 October 2009 - 05:09 PM

OMGAHOMGALOMG

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I'm sure that this was sold on here a year or two ago to some loon from Glasgow, who then decided to break it and asked mental prices for everything like £350 for the interior, £70 for a door mirror etc. I later contacted him and he said he swapped it for a different one, lokos like he didnt sell much off it!

Might get that, take the plates off Vic's 180, then use it for gangland shootings (in full view of CCTV cameras). Looks to have held up well bar the front wings!

#14705 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 08 October 2009 - 05:10 PM

Hello, is that the RAC? Yes, thats right, just after junction 25 Northbound. About an hour? OK see you then!


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Posted 08 October 2009 - 05:26 PM

Qual, that Allegro would look HOT parked outside my house.

#14707 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 08 October 2009 - 05:26 PM

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#14708 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 08 October 2009 - 05:29 PM

Love these early sciroccos.

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#14709 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 08 October 2009 - 05:30 PM

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#14710 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 08 October 2009 - 05:56 PM

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Posted 08 October 2009 - 06:14 PM

Dear Santa, I've been very good this year, I've cut down on smoking and drinking, been driving round in a little car to save the planet (and to be able to afford the petrol to get to work) So please can I have this?


http://i.ebayimg.com/08/!BcNGVs!!Wk~$(KG...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0357689108

I'm just so tempted, better stay off the gin tonight.

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Posted 08 October 2009 - 06:19 PM

OMGAHOMGALOMG

http://i.ebayimg.com/10/!BcKUQ)!!Wk~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ160368090710

I think this is the one that was advertised on eBay a couple of years back from a dealer in Guernsey - the reg number sticks in my mind. Makes more sense than someone getting it from Scotland to the South Coast.

You used to be able to get fibreglass front wings for these, sold by a company that had a small-ish regular ad in Practical Classics in the 90s. Tempting due to rarity, but I reckon it's a complete shed unfortunately.

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#14713 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 08 October 2009 - 06:29 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/09/!BYV6rN!!mk~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ270467275479

:shock:

Hmm. Local, brown and shite. No mention of MOt though so at that price it's 'weigh' too dear, especially considering it's been broken in to.
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Posted 08 October 2009 - 08:15 PM

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I'm surprised no-one has picked up on this little hunny yet.

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Posted 09 October 2009 - 12:25 PM

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Nice bit of poverty-spec Cortina action, pretty sure this is one I've seen parked up before.

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1980 Vauxhall Cavalier 1600 GL

Almost as shiny as that suit jacket.

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I'd like one of these, I'm astounded at how generally cheap they are.

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Posted 09 October 2009 - 12:29 PM

The Cavalier looks really 'wrong' on black and silver plates, so does the Hunter but I guess it has more right to them being pre-'73.

#14717 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 09 October 2009 - 01:00 PM

Look at this STUNNR for 500 euro

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Posted 09 October 2009 - 01:09 PM

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This is quite disgusting. I love it - glad I don't have any money or it'd be mine.

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Posted 09 October 2009 - 03:01 PM

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I used it as a run around when my other car was in for its service or just for the shear pleasure of it.

price looks good until you read it could have gone round the clock a billion times and nobody can tell

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Posted 09 October 2009 - 03:14 PM

I wouldnt worry about the mileage when buying an Allegro, they can easily clock up HGV-style 7-figure mileages without major mechanical wear.

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#14721 OFFLINE   Pete-M

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Posted 09 October 2009 - 05:13 PM

I wouldnt worry about the mileage when buying an Allegro, they can easily clock up HGV-style 7-figure mileages without major mechanical wear.

The AA trucks tend to wear out quickly though ;-)

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Posted 09 October 2009 - 07:21 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/09/!BcRnBVg!mk~$(KG...

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Heinz 57 on toast.

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#14723 OFFLINE   Mr Lobster

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Posted 09 October 2009 - 07:32 PM

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I'm surprised no-one has picked up on this little hunny yet.

Saw that last time it was on - about a week ago. Does look ok and an R12 tickles my bits very much, especially in yellow. It's just that the door bottoms look very crispy and the sills look like they might have a kilo or two of Isopon in them. Which is a pity.

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Posted 09 October 2009 - 07:37 PM

Just one question. Why?

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its had pounds spent on it to get it to state

Really? Whole, actual pounds you say?

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Posted 09 October 2009 - 07:41 PM

Cheap Escort anyone?

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Posted 09 October 2009 - 07:42 PM

why on earth did they fill in the details as a Volkswagen polo?
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Is that off a Maestro, Montego or a Metro?
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Posted 10 October 2009 - 03:18 PM

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Posted 10 October 2009 - 04:28 PM

OMGAHOMGALOMG

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I'm sure that this was sold on here a year or two ago to some loon from Glasgow, who then decided to break it and asked mental prices for everything like £350 for the interior, £70 for a door mirror etc. I later contacted him and he said he swapped it for a different one, lokos like he didnt sell much off it!


This is really upsetting me. I want it bad. I am sure its a right POS but I want it, even though I have nowhere to store it and asking the P100 to tow it is pushing my luck. I have been looking longingly at a fridge magnet with a 180 on it for two years now every time I get the milk out for a cuppa, heres one on the bay, itll be cheap and its my birthday on the day the auction ends. I hope the bidding goes ape on it, that will solve the problem for me.

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#14729 OFFLINE   RedSparrow

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Posted 10 October 2009 - 05:19 PM


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Hi Could you say if car is movable without the keys onto a low-loader.

Slightly worrying?

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Posted 10 October 2009 - 07:43 PM

Nice winter warmer

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All looks fine to me :shock: :shock: :shock:

 





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