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#14611 ONLINE   Pillock

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Posted 04 October 2009 - 09:46 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/VOLKSWAGEN-1300-BEETLE-BEIGE_W0QQitemZ290355905514QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAutomobiles_UK?
http://i.ebayimg.com/11/!BbziLpgCGk~$(KG...

corrosion problems

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Posted 04 October 2009 - 09:49 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/VOLKSWAGEN-1300-BEETLE-BEIGE_W0QQitemZ290355905514QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAutomobiles_UK?
http://i.ebayimg.com/11/!BbziLpgCGk~$(KG...

corrosion problems

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The enquiry is complete
The vehicle details for BUK 731H are:

Date of Liability 01 11 1984
Date of First Registration 26 05 1970
Year of Manufacture Not Available
Cylinder Capacity (cc) 1286CC
CO2 Emissions Not Available
Fuel Type Petrol
Export Marker Not Applicable
Vehicle Status Unlicensed
Vehicle Colour BEIGE
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This vehicle can be licensed at a DVLA Local Office without the V5C Registration Certificate
The information contained on this page is correct at the time of enquiry.
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6 Months Rate £68.75
12 Months Rate £125.00
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#14613 OFFLINE   brammy777

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Posted 04 October 2009 - 09:51 PM

That beetle has the structural intergrity of a soggy crisp.And itll sell for something stupid, gurantee.
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Is that off a Maestro, Montego or a Metro?
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#14614 OFFLINE   warren t claim

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Posted 04 October 2009 - 10:02 PM

Hands up who wants this! Not long left to go... http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 286.c0.m14 :shock: :shock: :shock: (Apologies if it has been on here before)
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Posted 04 October 2009 - 10:55 PM

I have a feeling that the seller of that minty Wartburg may be our very own Andrew353w - I can't see there being many other Wartburgists in Barnet.

was his one the one that got a picture in practical classics the other month......? Im most probably wrong haha.

Nope, That was Edd's from retro-rides one. :D

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Posted 04 October 2009 - 11:05 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0356225132

This car is a real head turner and gives you that unique feeling and similar design to back to the future car.

Yes, I remember when Volvo first released them, I instantly thought "DeLorean!" They give me the same unique feeling, too.

Rear wheel arches have slight rust... but could be treated and stopped in its track.(I have done temporary repair with waxoyl).

So that's where I've been going wrong! Trying to protect clean metal with it, when it's actually for REPAIRING RUST!!! Oh silly, silly me.

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Posted 04 October 2009 - 11:52 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1987-AUSTIN-MONTEGO-L-SILVER-leyland-history-LOOK_W0QQitemZ170390437760QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAutomobiles_UK?hash=item27ac0fbf80&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14
Somebody here must want this.

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THE SILLS ARE STILL LIKE NEW NO UNDERSEAL OR ANYTHING..

IT WOULD WANT THE BRAKES LOOKING AT AND A VERY SMALL PLATE WELDED TO THE REAR OF THE 1 SILL(SEE PICS)

I still like it though. Both sides of mine looked like that. Come to think of it they looked like that shortly after my Dad bought it at 6 months old :shock:

I think the sill step is part of the arch repair section though so it's in with a fighting chance!

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Posted 05 October 2009 - 04:37 AM

That beetle has the structural intergrity of a soggy crisp. And itll sell for something stupid, gurantee.

The chassis number will.....

#14619 OFFLINE   Timewaster

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Posted 05 October 2009 - 07:14 AM

Todays photography award goes to: http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 286.c0.m14
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Posted 05 October 2009 - 07:58 AM

Have we had this yet? Ex-Top Gear raced J-tin... http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 286.c0.m14
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Posted 05 October 2009 - 09:56 AM

Do want. Do want badly... http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 286.c0.m14
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#14622 OFFLINE   michiel

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Posted 05 October 2009 - 11:58 AM

Those rear lights made me vomit a bit. And the wheels. And the paint job... mwah. But a GT is probably the only Opel in my top-999 of cars to buy when I win the lottery.

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Posted 05 October 2009 - 12:19 PM

Is it wrong that I find this rather appealing?

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#14624 OFFLINE   michiel

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Posted 05 October 2009 - 12:30 PM

Mais non - par quelque raison (je ne sais pas laquelle) je 'fancy' les neuf aussi.

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Posted 05 October 2009 - 12:48 PM

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Bit new to be shit really but aren't these good vaule for money, one day of being a 2003 car, Fully loaded with tax and MOT for £895, I know the garage that is trading it out which is one of the better garages in the area as well.

Bit pissed of really as on Friday my mate wanted my help to find a cheap car but he was panicing so much we ended up with a shitty T reg Nissan Almera 1.4 from a trader with two big black patches on the sills and a deep scrape through the rear door for £750, I told him it wasn't worth it but he really wanted it, £125 more and he could of had this. Fool.

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#14626 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 05 October 2009 - 12:50 PM

Sounds like your mate has picked up some prime scrappage fodder! URGH.I like that proton too, must be a pretty rare machine that one.

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Posted 05 October 2009 - 12:57 PM

Hope your mate likes stretched timing chains!Humberside police have loads of those Impians.

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Posted 05 October 2009 - 01:05 PM

Isn't the stretched timing chain just an issue on the 1.0 and 1.3 Micra engines? I think the 1.4 lump found in Almeras is part of the older unbreakable 'GA' family of engines.Does the Proton still have Mitsubishi bits underneath like the older ones?

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Posted 05 October 2009 - 01:15 PM

Actually yeah, if it's a T-reg it'll be the old shape Almera, those are fine to the best of my knowledge. It's the fat-shape ones which do it.

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Posted 05 October 2009 - 01:16 PM

According to the ad it's got a Mitsubishi 1.6 16v engine so I'm guess it's a Mitsubishi Carisma underneath which isn't a bad thing really, I used to drive a lot of them and they wasn't to bad to drive really.

Actually yeah, if it's a T-reg it'll be the old shape Almera, those are fine to the best of my knowledge. It's the fat-shape ones which do it.

Hope so!, It looked pretty good mechanically and had been serviced every 6k by the local Nissan garage where it had came from when new, just the big patch on each sill which had been tarred over and the door which made it look shite, Quite funnily we took it to the local Turkish car cleaners who work from a pub car park, "Ah Almera 1.4, Very nice car, Air Con, Oh Lovely Sir!"

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Posted 05 October 2009 - 01:36 PM

According to the Wikipedia article they're also fitting with Renault engines. :? I think Renault owns the car division of Samsung in Korea so that could be the link.

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If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you're willing to give them the petrol money up-front, maybe you can hire the A-Team.

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Posted 05 October 2009 - 04:06 PM

I love these and this one looks mega-straight. £900

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Posted 05 October 2009 - 04:15 PM

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Posted 05 October 2009 - 04:22 PM

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HOODIE-LOOK RAT CRUISE DUB EURO etc

if winning bidder wants it flashing over in matt black for rat look then i can arrange that with my mates paint shop but that will add £70 to the winning bidder and that will NOT include any of the body repairs and will just be the exterior painted staright over after scotching the panels

Sounds like an ace bodyshop that, can you give me a quote for some panel repairs to my Ferrari 250 GTO?

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Posted 05 October 2009 - 04:30 PM

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Posted 05 October 2009 - 04:35 PM

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£200 classified ad. Wings and arches still available for these..... I'd love a nice little justy van. will be MEGA rare before long i'm sure.

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Posted 05 October 2009 - 04:57 PM

Fancy a week in Marbella? http://cgi.ebay.co.u...em=150377146537 http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... K:MEWAX:IT http://cgi.ebay.co.u...em=180414528256 http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... K:MEWAX:IT Edit - forgot how to do the new ebay pics.
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Posted 05 October 2009 - 05:22 PM

... forgot how to do the new ebay pics.

(Firefox)
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2 enlarge
3 right click on the image
4 view page info
5 click media tab
6 right click on first line of the list
7 click copy
8 close all the pop-ups
9 paste between the things
10 shake out the cramp from your mouse fingers

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Like a Pao, but cooler.
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Posted 05 October 2009 - 05:27 PM

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Like a Pao, but cooler.
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ190338726339[/quote]

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