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#14491 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 30 September 2009 - 04:45 PM

Open up, its the pigs! In their DATSUN

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diesel engine too

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#14492 ONLINE   Richard

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Posted 30 September 2009 - 04:50 PM

1982 !!!! Fuggin ada, no wonder we've got no motor industry :roll:

Exactly what I thought! East Germany were making more advanced trucks than that in 1982. Seriously.

I think it was ultra-conservative buyers at public utility companies, especially BT, who kept things like the FG and Bedford HA alive.

#14493 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 30 September 2009 - 04:56 PM

GET ME OUT OF THIS F*** SHED!!!!! :x :x :x

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only 20,000km, that can't be right. 300 euro

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#14494 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 30 September 2009 - 07:22 PM

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WTF?

(Oh and good of that lad to pitch up for 'prom nite' in t-shirt & trainers..

#14495 OFFLINE   warren t claim

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Posted 30 September 2009 - 07:29 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/23/!BboF3D!B2k~$(KG...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0414074678

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Oooohh! Spacevan! An autoshite commercial vehicle really has to have a sliding drivers door for the full effect.
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#14496 OFFLINE   RedSparrow

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Posted 30 September 2009 - 07:33 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/20/!Bbel+kgBWk~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0474681563
WTF?

(Oh and good of that lad to pitch up for 'prom nite' in t-shirt & trainers..

lol!
Yeah I bet her dad was well pleased when he turned up!

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#14497 OFFLINE   warren t claim

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Posted 30 September 2009 - 07:36 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/20/!Bbel+kgBWk~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0474681563
WTF?

(Oh and good of that lad to pitch up for 'prom nite' in t-shirt & trainers..

lol!
Yeah I bet her dad was well pleased when he turned up!
As that's a confederate flag on the bumper you may find she is his sister...
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#14498 OFFLINE   seth

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Posted 30 September 2009 - 07:49 PM

That SpaceMan is great! And it has either been really badly treated or incredibly badly "restored" to look like that after such a short space of time. :cry:

#14499 OFFLINE   Mr Lobster

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Posted 30 September 2009 - 08:18 PM

DUKES OF HAZZARD REPLICA PATROL CAR

NO! They were Dodge Monacos. Get it right. Please.

Either way though, it does appear that the girl is getting nailed in the back of it anyway (well, it does if you squint a bit) so I'm guessing she's really not that bothered.

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#14500 OFFLINE   KruJoe

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Posted 30 September 2009 - 08:21 PM

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BOGOF
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Shit photo of a shit photo, that's all we get. Looks dodgy.
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#14501 OFFLINE   brammy777

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Posted 30 September 2009 - 09:12 PM

Funnily enough, that other spacevan featured in that listing, the soon to be listed 'ex BT' one looks in better nick body wise, but they should have kept it telecom yellow, that would have looked a whole lot better than rubbed down primer effect.
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Is that off a Maestro, Montego or a Metro?
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#14502 OFFLINE   mouseflakes

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Posted 30 September 2009 - 09:27 PM

Bloody crikey!

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Just 15,000 miles - £999

#14503 OFFLINE   warren t claim

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Posted 30 September 2009 - 10:07 PM

Bloody crikey!

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e100/m...

Just 15,000 miles - £999

I must buy this car!!! Can't remember the last time I saw one on the road.
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#14504 OFFLINE   retrogeezer

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Posted 30 September 2009 - 10:51 PM

wow, that 127 Sport is totally gobsmackingingly lovely..
RIP Julie & Maisie

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Posted 01 October 2009 - 11:17 AM

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1982 Ford Granada 2.3 GL Autoamtic

I prefer basic Granadas to fancy ones. Look at those steels!

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1982 Lancia Trevi 2000

Tidy-looking Trevor.

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1984 Rover 2000

"I'm looking for something a little..... drive shitey" "We have a Rover 2000 round the back" "Fact me!" "Listen - do you want it or not? Sold as seen" "Does it come in any other colours?" "Look, just sod off"

#14506 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 01 October 2009 - 11:19 AM

Hey I quite fancy that rover.

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#14507 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 01 October 2009 - 11:23 AM

Attractive;

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#14508 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 01 October 2009 - 11:31 AM

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#14509 OFFLINE   mnde

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Posted 01 October 2009 - 12:51 PM

^^GR8 4 Father Ted?

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Posted 01 October 2009 - 02:56 PM

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Pogweasel Wedding Services of Poggleswaaaaade! (echoes)

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1975 Morris Marina 1.8 SDL Estate

What a beautiful creation, I think I would be happy sat in this even if it was on fire.

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Non-runner for £150, last used 1993!

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#14512 OFFLINE   mnde

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Posted 01 October 2009 - 03:23 PM

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LUSH. Looking at the house in the background, I've got this image of Mrs Bucket walking down the side of this and Onslow's dog barking at her through the window.
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Posted 01 October 2009 - 05:51 PM

Metro VandenPlank is truly lovely, but far far away - presently due to family shit (which I wont bore you with) it may as well be in the Lost City of Atlantis. But £350 is barganatious.
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Posted 01 October 2009 - 07:27 PM


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1982 Lancia Trevi 2000

Tidy-looking Trevor.

Looks quite good but has been on Ebay atleast once before in the last couple of months. Same seller. It's within 10miles of me so is kind of tempting, although have no need or indeed space for another car at the moment.

That 127 Sport is ace too, just had to go onto AT to check where it was. They look like such cool cars, I reckon Mr. Bickle should buy it to replace the one that was crashed into...?

#14515 OFFLINE   nigel bickle

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Posted 01 October 2009 - 07:44 PM

Sorry-already have one-an ex track racer. Dont think I'd just have one 127-surely?
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Posted 01 October 2009 - 08:09 PM

DAT MARINA IZ HECTIC MAN, AN I MEAN FIT!!!Seriously, that would look awesome parked outside my gaffe next to my Maxi, like it's 1981 all over again.

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Posted 01 October 2009 - 08:36 PM

DAT MARINA IZ HECTIC MAN, AN I MEAN FIT!!! Seriously, that would look awesome parked outside my gaffe next to my Maxi, like it's 1981 all over again.

Yo M8 ur Marina iz well peng innit. Get on it Pogwoozle 8)

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Posted 01 October 2009 - 09:09 PM

low miles 323 GT
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Posted 02 October 2009 - 09:42 AM

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1980 Ford Escort 1.3 Estate

Blather the bottom in stonechip, obtain a counterfeit MOT certificate, drive around pretending it is 1992.

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1982 Volkswagen GL Diesel

Duggaduggaduggaduggaduggagrooon! I wonder if this will fetch massive scene tax.

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1983 Talbot Horizon 1.5 GLS

Bet this won't.

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1975 Hillman Avenger 1300 DL

I reckon the low-spec single light Avengers look better than the twin light ones, which is probably for the best.

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Posted 02 October 2009 - 10:28 AM

That Golf Diesel is an odd-spec - looks like a US model with the headlamp washers and the side markers at the front of the wing, but it's RHD.The headlamp washers alone are worth a fair bit, along with the mahoooosive washer bottle it'll also have.




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