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#14431 OFFLINE   Dukestar25

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Posted 27 September 2009 - 07:57 PM

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with safetybelt pretensioners... :wink:

#14432 OFFLINE   FredTransit

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Posted 27 September 2009 - 08:00 PM

Check this mega faceache shite animal chariot!!!

http://195.154.158.38/images/142/1429899...
http://www.leboncoin...913.htm?ca=12_s

900 quid buys it!



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Man that's ugly. WTF is missing off the front? Some lights?
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#14433 OFFLINE   Dukestar25

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Posted 27 September 2009 - 08:12 PM

This is a must-have... 8)
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#14434 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 27 September 2009 - 08:14 PM

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#14435 OFFLINE   FredTransit

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Posted 27 September 2009 - 08:42 PM

Looks like there are holes above the lights, like something is missing!
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#14436 OFFLINE   Dukestar25

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Posted 27 September 2009 - 08:44 PM

This might be of interest to some of you
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oooh baby... 8)
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#14437 OFFLINE   AXrescuer

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Posted 27 September 2009 - 09:02 PM

Low Mileage Auto Escrote Mk2

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Russet Red Scimitar!

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#14438 OFFLINE   Dukestar25

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Posted 27 September 2009 - 09:13 PM

This looks almost identical to my old R25 GTS ('cept this is in better nick :lol: )...
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Posted 27 September 2009 - 09:38 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... mobiles_UK?
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#14440 OFFLINE   brammy777

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Posted 27 September 2009 - 09:40 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Vauxhall-Cavalier-five-door-hatchback_W0QQitemZ320427295867QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAutomobiles_UK?
http://i.ebayimg.com/02/!BbF,GgwCGk~$(KG...
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Last owner 23 years?
Impressive, considering its 21 years old.
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Is that off a Maestro, Montego or a Metro?
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#14441 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 27 September 2009 - 10:01 PM

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Ding dong!

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Posted 28 September 2009 - 07:48 AM

Has anyone got Joncedric's phone number or can reach him? Have some info on Morris wedge that might help him. If anyone has his cpntact details I'll pm you my number to pass on to him if needed. Cheers.
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Posted 28 September 2009 - 10:13 AM

LOVE that sierra. If i hadnt just bought the v8 roverbarge id be straight on that!

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Posted 28 September 2009 - 10:39 AM

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1994 Ford Mondeo 2.0 Ghia

Don't see many MK1 Mondeos this clean now. It's even the saloon! Sounds pretty fair for £500 I think.

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#14446 OFFLINE   retrogeezer

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Posted 28 September 2009 - 11:01 AM

Don't see many MK1 Mondeos this clean now. It's even the saloon! Sounds pretty fair for £500 I think.

Always preferred the look of the Mk1 Saloon to the hatch....looks nice that one, the lighter interior sets it off a treat.
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#14447 OFFLINE   richardthestag

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Posted 28 September 2009 - 11:48 AM

http://i.ebayimg.com/22/!B,)BgNw!2k~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0361159466
Useful!

Nice job 8) but not sure how it can be tax exempt using the totting up rules. By my calculations this at best makes 2 points of the 8 required. :?

gets on my tets when this sort of stuff is advertised as tax free

Chassis, axles, engine are all from a 90's Range Rover probably and if he trashed a tax free RR to make this then he needs a kicking. The only bit of the Series iia is the modded body (nil points) and a 11a gearbox (2 points).

Hybred series 11a my arse more like a modded Range Rover. :wink:

I pity the poor bastard that buys this for top money, finds it needs an SVA before a nasty q plate is slapped on it's arse and tax exempt status dissapears along with the s2 and rr identies. :x

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Posted 28 September 2009 - 02:28 PM

This is unlikely to be of any interest, but the ad made me giggle.

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#14449 OFFLINE   KruJoe

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Posted 28 September 2009 - 06:30 PM

^ lol'd at that!

But what have these eBay cnuts been fiddling with now?
Anyone else getting this? This am, my inbox was brimfull of promises, eg

10128 new "Mitsubishi Tredia" items are now available on eBay!

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It's a good job I can hold my load.



However, this random selection of wank did throw up FAIL OF THE DAY

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#14450 OFFLINE   GrumpyCat

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Posted 28 September 2009 - 07:21 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ180407863798
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#14451 OFFLINE   CIH

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Posted 28 September 2009 - 07:25 PM

That Ren25 looks nice, even with 150 billion miles on the clock.

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Posted 28 September 2009 - 07:37 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ280398659285
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Posted 28 September 2009 - 07:43 PM

0% finance!!! http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0328315071 (do the sums!!)

#14454 OFFLINE   Pete-M

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Posted 28 September 2009 - 07:53 PM

0% finance!!! http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0328315071 (do the sums!!)

Bloody hell, that's more than slightly illegal, and a tad expensive for a ShiteOldGolf

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Posted 28 September 2009 - 08:02 PM

Mark Eleven, wow, they were really busy between 1974 and 1988.

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Posted 28 September 2009 - 08:19 PM

Some great cars being found at the moment.I hope that 626 Coupe and the classic little 'red' Renault find proper owners.

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Posted 28 September 2009 - 08:21 PM

oooh baby... 8)
http://i.ebayimg.com/01/!BZNjP0wBGk~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...id=p3286.c0.m14

WANT 8)

#14459 OFFLINE   mattblack

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Posted 28 September 2009 - 08:30 PM

0% finance!!! http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0328315071 (do the sums!!)

Scabby grass, kids toys, builders' merchant's bag, oil can... looks classy! (actualy, it looks like the sort of place I would buy a car from...)
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#14460 OFFLINE   brammy777

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Posted 28 September 2009 - 09:11 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ280398659285
http://i.ebayimg.com/05/!!q3j23!!m0~$(KG...

Bloody bargain that, looks really nice.
Poor listing skills but hey ho, makes ebay more fun.
Now i have a job, might just buy and store something like this by the end of the year.....
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DUNNO!




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