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#14281 OFFLINE   trigger

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Posted 22 September 2009 - 01:50 PM

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"I have some left ova Tarmac Guv, I'll do ya drive for a good price"


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In lovely nick (Apart from the racing seats) But how much!. :shock:

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#14282 OFFLINE   trigger

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Posted 22 September 2009 - 02:00 PM

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Too jazzy?

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Posted 22 September 2009 - 02:36 PM

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Never thought I'd hear myself say this but, How good would that look witha 6" roof chop and slammed on some nice wheels? Any photochoppers out there?

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1985 Lada 1500 Combi

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1990 Lincoln Town Car

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1979 Mazda Montrose GLS

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1975 Hillman Avenger 1.3 Super Deluxe

There's loads of cars for sale which look like they've only just been washed for the photos, this one hasn't even finished.

#14285 OFFLINE   mnde

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Posted 22 September 2009 - 03:00 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/15/!Bb!6)qQBWk~$(KG...

Too jazzy?

That is ACE. My girlfriend drives an 07 Honda Jazz; I didn't even know of this earlier one! I'd love to have it!

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Posted 22 September 2009 - 03:02 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/06/!BZV4OhQBGk~$(KG...

Never thought I'd hear myself say this but, How good would that look witha 6" roof chop and slammed on some nice wheels? Any photochoppers out there?

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#14287 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 22 September 2009 - 04:29 PM

This looks like a good buy, tidy VW wedge diesel van for 500 euro? Buy, repatriate, collect and bank scene tax, laugh.

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#14288 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 22 September 2009 - 04:39 PM

Early Passat for 450 europounds, spectacularly useless photos.

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#14289 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 22 September 2009 - 04:47 PM

now youre talking

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Posted 22 September 2009 - 05:00 PM


http://i.ebayimg.com/12/!B,1K-hQB2k~$(KG...
1975 Hillman Avenger 1.3 Super Deluxe

There's loads of cars for sale which look like they've only just been washed for the photos, this one hasn't even finished.

eBay translation:

'I am a plumber who was working across the road': 'O hai, i will colect scr4p cars an pay ca$h. Oh, dat car aint not worf nuffink colect free.

'...since i a young couple bought the property and got the keys this week, i spond get ke to them...': 'I am on drugs and use text talk'.
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#14291 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 22 September 2009 - 05:07 PM

COOL

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#14292 OFFLINE   Volksy

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Posted 22 September 2009 - 05:10 PM

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Is that the stereo between the seats????

#14293 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 22 September 2009 - 07:52 PM

Do want. Do want desperately badly. Do want really desperately badly... http://retrorides.pr... ... read=67927 ..but what's the betting it's stupid fucking money? Fingers crossed it's not.
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Posted 22 September 2009 - 07:59 PM

Where do you live? I am coming round to batter you to death with a passenger side window winder mechanism........... :twisted:

That's the best offer from a lady I've had in ages, acyually it's the only offer I've had! Go on then you sweet talking Minx, I'm at 10 Downing Street, Westminster - ask for Gordy and wear the lucky ones ;)

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Posted 22 September 2009 - 09:19 PM

Great Delica! Saw one in Norway a few years ago before I'd sussed what they were, had to have a good look at it to make sure it wasn't some home-brewed monstrosity.

The home of one previous owner Japanese cars:

1973 Datsun 1200 B110 2dr; 1980 Laurel 2.4 C230; 1988 Sunny 1.6 LX N13
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Posted 22 September 2009 - 09:22 PM

Do want. Do want desperately badly. Do want really desperately badly... http://retrorides.pr... ... read=67927 ..but what's the betting it's stupid fucking money? Fingers crossed it's not.

Buy the T&Ted 5dr L diesel near me instead, £350 ono. Then just squint your eyes a bit and pretend...

The home of one previous owner Japanese cars:

1973 Datsun 1200 B110 2dr; 1980 Laurel 2.4 C230; 1988 Sunny 1.6 LX N13
1992 Camry 2.2GL (definitely just for spares now); 1993 Camry Estate 2.2GL on the road again!!

And a couple of modern Toyotas


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Posted 22 September 2009 - 09:42 PM

That Marbella is ace! I am loving the Spartan-ness of the interior, check out all the metal on show..

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Were 750 Panda's this shite/good?

Good find with the Jazz, I wish I could start a small Honda fleet with that beaut

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Posted 22 September 2009 - 09:52 PM

COOL

http://i.ebayimg.com/08/!BYbSG7w!2k~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ130331728801

Cool, I agree.
I keep looking at this and thinking that it would be a class addition to my collection of tat.... Reckon the kidz would love it.

#14299 OFFLINE   Volksy

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Posted 22 September 2009 - 10:03 PM

That Marbella is ace! I am loving the Spartan-ness of the interior, check out all the metal on show..

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/uploads/n...

Were 750 Panda's this shite/good?

Good find with the Jazz, I wish I could start a small Honda fleet with that beaut

The marbella's are basically a very early Panda with a few body alterations to stop Fiat sueing (Seat having built the original Panda under licence). 750 Panda's were second generation, so not as spartan. There is someone on here with a early panda 30, which basicaly has a 126 engine.

I bought one of these in Italy - a marbella - and got the piss ripped out of me for it, having not bought a proper panda.

Well it was €50...

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Posted 22 September 2009 - 10:14 PM

Do want. Do want desperately badly. Do want really desperately badly... http://retrorides.pr... ... read=67927 ..but what's the betting it's stupid fucking money? Fingers crossed it's not.

Buy the T&Ted 5dr L diesel near me instead, £350 ono. Then just squint your eyes a bit and pretend...

Hmm, Norfolk quite a trek from here ('rents used to live bear Cromer) but I expect a link wouldn't hurt if you wouldn't mind?
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Posted 22 September 2009 - 10:21 PM

Buy the T&Ted 5dr L diesel near me instead, £350 ono. Then just squint your eyes a bit and pretend...

Is that still for sale? Hmmm... If it's still about in a couple of weeks I might have to investiaget further, depending on how n the ono needs to be.

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Posted 22 September 2009 - 10:25 PM

Why's the white Renner estate back on?

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Posted 23 September 2009 - 06:31 AM

COOL

http://i.ebayimg.com/08/!BYbSG7w!2k~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ130331728801

Cool, I agree.
I keep looking at this and thinking that it would be a class addition to my collection of tat.... Reckon the kidz would love it.
they are immensly good vehicles. Had one a series 2 for 3 months until an artic decided to smack into it at 60+mph on the approach to a roundabout, rolled 3 times smacked of the centre barriers before coming to rest..it was a bit shorter but still intact enough for me to get out alive....much respect for them, also you can pretend to be a mongolian mobster in one

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I should point out that the Firebrigade had to cut the roof off..none of their cutters were strong enough so they had to resort to grinders on which the batteries kept running out as the metal was so damn thick

WTF is 'german look'? Listening to the fuggin skorpions while combing your mullet?.


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Posted 23 September 2009 - 07:13 AM

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Posted 23 September 2009 - 07:54 AM

:shock: indeed!
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Posted 23 September 2009 - 08:03 AM

Do want. Do want desperately badly. Do want really desperately badly... http://retrorides.pr... ... read=67927 ..but what's the betting it's stupid fucking money? Fingers crossed it's not.

Buy the T&Ted 5dr L diesel near me instead, £350 ono. Then just squint your eyes a bit and pretend...

Hmm, Norfolk quite a trek from here ('rents used to live bear Cromer) but I expect a link wouldn't hurt if you wouldn't mind?

There should be a picture of it way back in my spots thread. I’ll try and have a look at lunchtime. AFAIK it’s only advertised by means of a cardboard sign in the window so other than giving you the chap’s number I can’t show you much else. It’s a 4-spd 5dr, facelift, solid green, bit tatty but looks honest enough. He's had it up for sale for five weeks or so now, I'm sure an offer would be considered.

The home of one previous owner Japanese cars:

1973 Datsun 1200 B110 2dr; 1980 Laurel 2.4 C230; 1988 Sunny 1.6 LX N13
1992 Camry 2.2GL (definitely just for spares now); 1993 Camry Estate 2.2GL on the road again!!

And a couple of modern Toyotas


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Posted 23 September 2009 - 09:37 AM

There's some cracking chod on ebay (if you are into big rusty saloons) that's quite local to me, there's usually naff all.

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Posted 23 September 2009 - 11:50 AM

Do the Delica 4x4's we have here get the 2.5td engine? If so, I spent 10 days driving (in rotation with 3 others) nearly 5k km in one a few years ago. Spectacularly gutless on road, and just plain scary gear ratios when off road - shall we blow it up and roll backwards down the mountain or stall it and roll backwards down the mountain? I'll scan a photo later. Got through 3 sets of leaf springs. Most uncomfortable vehicle I have ever been in. Most memorable defect was the velour seat material. Even a post glow cooled fag ash would set it alight. Scary moment was when the relief driver lobbed his fag out the window and it snuck back in the rear window and set fire to the rear bench.

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Posted 23 September 2009 - 07:40 PM

I'm in love....but I'm strange apparently... http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 286.c0.m14

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Posted 23 September 2009 - 07:46 PM

http://i18.ebayimg.com/07/i/001/1f/b0/4b...
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Anyone keep a copy of this pic or is Ebay and/or Autoshite on an Archive somewhere?
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