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#14251 OFFLINE   AXrescuer

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Posted 20 September 2009 - 11:53 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/08/!B,l7BlgBWk~$(KG...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0346413443

This looks like a quality item.

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#14252 OFFLINE   colc

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Posted 21 September 2009 - 12:46 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/08/!B,l7BlgBWk~$(KG...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0346413443

This looks like a quality item.

Spoke to old giffer recently at a car show that has had one for 12 years [he built it based on a diesel Fiesta] he let me have a drive, and I was very impressed.They are a complete fibreglass moncoque, no steel anywhere in the body, except the window frames.
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Posted 21 September 2009 - 12:53 PM

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http://i.ebayimg.com/24/!B,nRKWw!Wk~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0350618055
Truly awesome!

Wow. Text suggests it's non-turbo too. Not fast then...

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#14254 OFFLINE   trigger

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Posted 21 September 2009 - 03:03 PM

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Yes please!, Not sure about the £950 BIN but it is awesome, Look at the interior!.

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#14255 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 21 September 2009 - 03:12 PM

He's used some smart yellow 'sports tape' to 'colour code' the indicator stalks! Strictly a classy move.WHAT A POS

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Posted 21 September 2009 - 03:15 PM

Yowser, that Marina Van is WORLD CLASS SHITE. I would love to own that, imagine rolling up at rich folks houses for work with 'teh Pog Survey Co.' brush painted down the sides. Absolute quality. And a surefire way to go bust pretty quickly

#14257 OFFLINE   trigger

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Posted 21 September 2009 - 03:19 PM

I like the drivers door mirror that points to the ground and is that a big black roof spoiler on the top i spy there?.Even the plate has the sign of the devil on it!, The more i look at the photos the better they get!.

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Posted 21 September 2009 - 03:22 PM

I would love to own that, imagine rolling up at rich folks houses for work with 'teh Pog Survey Co.' brush painted down the sides. Absolute quality.

Even better than that, I saw a MK3 Transit the other day with "CARPET FITTER" written on the bonnet using bits of roughly cut-up Duck tape. It wasn't even lined up right, it was about 4 inches too far to the left.

#14259 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 21 September 2009 - 03:37 PM

Look at this Maestro!
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WELL FIT!

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Posted 21 September 2009 - 03:54 PM

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"Yeah, my old rammle has broken down again, can you come and get me home"
"Sure, be there in a few hours. Bye!"

http://i.ebayimg.com/24/!B,nRKWw!Wk~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0350618055
Truly awesome!

Wow. Text suggests it's non-turbo too. Not fast then...
About as quick as his chances of selling it for £2295 I'd imagine. It's a four hundred quid truck with a £200 back, no winch and an extra axle to make it weigh more and carry less.
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#14261 OFFLINE   FredTransit

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Posted 21 September 2009 - 04:13 PM

Correct, all show and no go. I would have thought the back was worth a bit more though.
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#14262 OFFLINE   Albert Ross

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Posted 21 September 2009 - 04:15 PM

The reg plate on the Marina, with the three 6's in a row, looks like reversed lower case A's. Coupled with the first section of the plate, it looks like "CRaaaP"!
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#14263 OFFLINE   trigger

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Posted 21 September 2009 - 05:01 PM

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Not very cheap but a lovely looking early SD1, I love the corner marker on the front bumper!.

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Posted 21 September 2009 - 05:53 PM

Look at this Maestro!
http://i.ebayimg.com/15/!BZpGdzQB2k~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0399911171
WELL FIT!

Thank fark its in Cambridge and Im not - I have a syrup tin full of pound notes waiting for an excuse to be set free and this would be it.
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#14265 OFFLINE   Albert Ross

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Posted 21 September 2009 - 07:09 PM

Apologies if we have had this little honey already.............. http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 911.c0.m14 Lovely colour...........
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Posted 21 September 2009 - 09:14 PM

ooo mama
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#14267 OFFLINE   Rusty Pelican

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Posted 21 September 2009 - 10:00 PM

ooo mama indeed , really rare now
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Posted 21 September 2009 - 10:25 PM

Wow..............just, wow............

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Posted 21 September 2009 - 10:29 PM

WOW. That is spectacularly unpleasant-looking.

#14270 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 21 September 2009 - 10:42 PM

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#14271 OFFLINE   wuvvum

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Posted 21 September 2009 - 11:36 PM

ooo mama
http://i.ebayimg.com/21/!B,5mN-wBWk~$(KG...

OOOoooh.

It's a Renault. It's tax exempt. It's local-ish. It looks solid. It's my 30th birthday and I haven't bought myself anything yet. I have plenty of room for it at the moment.

I'm not doing too good a job of talking myself out of this, am I?

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Posted 22 September 2009 - 07:27 AM

Congratulations on the purchase of the Break wuvvum! :wink: Oh, and happy birthday too.

#14273 OFFLINE   nigel bickle

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Posted 22 September 2009 - 08:48 AM

But Wuv's-havent you already got one?
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Posted 22 September 2009 - 10:23 AM

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Posted 22 September 2009 - 10:43 AM

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Wow, a Doctor-grade Marbella!

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This is exactly the kind of Escort my mate's stepdad would sell from his house in the mid 90s. This is just before it receives its pre-sale valet (half a bucket of muddy rain water and a sponge robbed from the washing-up bowl).

#14276 OFFLINE   wuvvum

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Posted 22 September 2009 - 11:26 AM

But Wuv's-havent you already got one?

Not any more - sold it to a chap on Retro Rides when I ran out of space a few months back (before I took my unit on).

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Posted 22 September 2009 - 11:35 AM

True shite:

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But a tad expensive ?

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Posted 22 September 2009 - 11:51 AM

Auto Trader: December 1988 (Bargain Cars section)

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1977 Vauxhall Cavalier 1.6 L

White, V.G. condition, a dream to drive

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1979 Vauxhall Cavalier 1.3 L

Great example, 4-speed so good on fuel, some test

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1973 Morris Marina 1.3

Lovely car, benefit from slight tidying, undersealed, priced for quick sale

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1969 Ford Cortina 1600E

PX to clear, first to see will buy, £50 takes it (no offers)

#14279 OFFLINE   chester drawers

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Posted 22 September 2009 - 12:11 PM

Wow..............just, wow............

http://i.ebayimg.com/03/!BZTB,6w!2k~$(KG...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 286.c0.m14

I fancy one of these (alas not on the bay)
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Posted 22 September 2009 - 12:30 PM

Auto Trader: December 1988 (Bargain Cars section)

http://i.ebayimg.com/06/!B,6BDr!B2k~$(KG...
1973 Morris Marina 1.3

one bidder - new series of Top Gear due? :roll:




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