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#14221 OFFLINE   Barry Cade.

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Posted 18 September 2009 - 07:03 PM

Not Ebay,but Gumtree..

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#14222 OFFLINE   AlsoMike

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Posted 18 September 2009 - 07:26 PM

Pillarless Toyota Crown Coupe and some cracking photography...

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#14223 OFFLINE   trigger

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Posted 18 September 2009 - 09:35 PM

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Posted 19 September 2009 - 09:00 AM

Pillarless Toyota Crown Coupe and some cracking photography...

http://i.ebayimg.com/07/!B,YnjuQB2k~$(KG...
http://i.ebayimg.com/03/!B,Yjz8w!Wk~$(KG...

Strange that the seller does not include a decent photo of the rust along the front of the bonnet... :wink:

Seems like a very simple thing to let the sale fall through...
Tell it like it is...NOT how it should be ;)

#14225 OFFLINE   trigger

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Posted 19 September 2009 - 09:56 PM

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Anyone fancy saving this lovely Renault 12?.

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#14226 OFFLINE   trigger

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Posted 19 September 2009 - 09:58 PM

Why isn't my ebay link showing?, I've done it the same as before but it's not showing? It should be this http://cgi.ebay.co.u...id=p3286.c0.m14

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#14227 OFFLINE   brammy777

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Posted 19 September 2009 - 10:01 PM

Why do people list cars so ridiculously?!?RENAULT GREEN.Id personally prefer a Renault red.
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Is that off a Maestro, Montego or a Metro?
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#14228 OFFLINE   Milford Cubicle

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Posted 19 September 2009 - 10:03 PM

I've seen ones listed simply as 'CAR'.

#14229 OFFLINE   brammy777

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Posted 19 September 2009 - 10:05 PM

As have i, They must really think ebay is a small website for them to put 'car' as the title'oooh thatll look appealing amongst all the books and plates on this website wont it'
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#14230 OFFLINE   Rusty Pelican

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Posted 19 September 2009 - 10:15 PM

Why isn't my ebay link showing?, I've done it the same as before but it's not showing? It should be this http://cgi.ebay.co.u...id=p3286.c0.m14

Cant remember the last time i saw a living one , made of tissue paper i think
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Posted 20 September 2009 - 01:36 AM

GR8 FOR LANDING AIRPLANEZ

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#14232 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 20 September 2009 - 08:18 AM

That runway thing would also make a great device for 'autoshite spotters tours'. Imagine the glazed area crammed with old car pervs (with kagouls, binoculars & thermos flasks of weak lemony drinks) gently trundling round the countryside 'spotting' old rammle over fences and walls. Quality.

Anyway.... here's an Ital:
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#14233 OFFLINE   HillmanImp

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Posted 20 September 2009 - 08:49 AM

That runway thing would also make a great device for 'autoshite spotters tours'. Imagine the glazed area crammed with old car pervs (with kagouls, binoculars & thermos flasks of weak lemony drinks) gently trundling round the countryside 'spotting' old rammle over fences and walls. Quality.

Anyway.... here's an Ital:
http://i.ebayimg.com/07/!B,)ITyQ!mk~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0331936972

Why would you not just pop the lights back in? It just looks friggin rubbish like that. That would help with the sale no end.

There should be a daytime TV prog for people who are having difficulty selling cars, where an Autoshiter and a d list presenter like Richard Bacon make the car more appealing for the public with £10, and a roll of gaffer tape.

Can even through in a free tuition course on how to hold a camera

'How to sell your shite.' Quite franky it will be a breath of fresh air to all the house move programmes, as long as it did not have that cunt Dominic Littlewood presenting it.
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#14234 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 20 September 2009 - 09:02 AM

Hey, I'd be happy to host such a show. Though I would insist on a female co-host. Though not Lorne Spicer, i do not like her face.

#14235 OFFLINE   chester drawers

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Posted 20 September 2009 - 09:07 AM

Why would you not just pop the lights back in?

The cynical amongst us might think they no longer fit due to misaligned panels. That’s probably a bit unfair of me but that’s the impression it gives. Still like it though!

#14236 OFFLINE   Albert Ross

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Posted 20 September 2009 - 09:19 AM

Pog, you could have Felicity Kendal for your co-host.Like a shite car, a bit frilly round the edges, old, but still desirable, and you certainly go for a ride..............
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#14237 OFFLINE   Twiggy

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Posted 20 September 2009 - 10:46 AM

Wonderful...............

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#14238 OFFLINE   Volksy

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Posted 20 September 2009 - 11:59 AM

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#14239 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 20 September 2009 - 01:20 PM

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Posted 20 September 2009 - 01:22 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/09/!B,rdYW!!mk~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0482093387
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Oh hell yeah. Would love that 8)

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Posted 20 September 2009 - 02:03 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/09/!B,rdYW!!mk~$(KG...
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Oh hell yeah. Would love that 8)

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SHWIING!!!! 8)

#14242 OFFLINE   Rusty Pelican

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Posted 20 September 2009 - 05:07 PM

Love AMC Pacers , had odd sized doors IIRC.
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Posted 20 September 2009 - 05:10 PM

Yep, the passenger side one was longer to make getting into the back easier, which worked in LHD markets, but they never bothered to swap the design round for RHD. Which mean the feature was useless.. wouldn't happen these days...oh hang on...

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Posted 20 September 2009 - 09:48 PM

"Hello, is that Autoshite Assist?"
"Certainly"
"Yeah, my old rammle has broken down again, can you come and get me home"
"Sure, be there in a few hours. Bye!"

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Posted 20 September 2009 - 10:06 PM

I was watching Children of Men today and was amused to see that the futuristic police fleet of 2027 included a totally bog-stock LDV Convoy complete with badging.

#14246 OFFLINE   Milford Cubicle

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Posted 20 September 2009 - 10:22 PM

Hey maybe in a dystopian future society they'll start remanufacturing them.

#14247 OFFLINE   brammy777

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Posted 20 September 2009 - 10:29 PM

Top film, that.They also appear to have Metrobuses in 2027, back on London routes.......
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Posted 20 September 2009 - 10:50 PM

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This looks like a quality item.

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Posted 20 September 2009 - 10:56 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/08/!B,l7BlgBWk~$(KG...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0346413443

This looks like a quality item.

Lol i'm bidding on that fantastic piece of tat :lol:

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Posted 20 September 2009 - 11:24 PM

Hey maybe in a dystopian future society they'll start remanufacturing them.

Yes and perhaps everything to do with football will have died a horrible acid filled death. Also, that Pacer. Sack the stupid stupid STUPID 'decals' off it, fit glasspacks, drive.




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