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#14161 OFFLINE   chester drawers

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Posted 14 September 2009 - 11:53 PM

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328,340 Perkins Prima miles & old skool high level brake lights.

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Little bits of rust around one of the arches, i have a can of blue spray paint same as car that will cover that up for now if your bothered!

I have carpetted the back of the car out with bright purple/lylac carpet, for more comfort when we were sleeping in the back of the car.

Hand painted rear tyre. What's not to like? :D

#14162 OFFLINE   FredTransit

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Posted 15 September 2009 - 10:24 AM

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... K:MEWAX:IT

4X4 .........

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........horse ambulance! :lol:
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#14163 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 15 September 2009 - 10:25 AM

ROFL HARRIS AT ANIMLOL HOSPITLOL.

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Posted 15 September 2009 - 10:35 AM

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Hey not bad, weird valance thing but you could bin that, nice colour, take a look around the back.....

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What the!

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Gah!

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#14165 OFFLINE   seth

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Posted 15 September 2009 - 10:43 AM

Incredible! How? What? Why? etc!

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Posted 15 September 2009 - 10:45 AM

LOLOLOL!!!That's some effort to go to, for apparently no good reason. Could they not just have bought a towbar and an "Erde" trailer from Halfords, would have negated making the car look TOTALLY RIDICULOUS....

#14167 OFFLINE   FredTransit

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Posted 15 September 2009 - 11:18 AM

I would have that and put it right, if it wasn't for the two and a half price tag! Why would you do that? BUY AN ESTATE FFS!
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#14168 OFFLINE   Milford Cubicle

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Posted 15 September 2009 - 11:22 AM

You can buy a decent 240D saloon for £1k, I thought that thing was going to be £500.

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Posted 15 September 2009 - 11:43 AM

You can buy a decent 240D saloon for £1k, I thought that thing was going to be £500.

Me too, less if it was petrol.
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Posted 15 September 2009 - 02:28 PM

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Bit new for most this one, but I like these gawky-looking things, check out the dashboard:
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#14171 OFFLINE   r.welfare

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Posted 15 September 2009 - 02:54 PM

I seem to recall Clarkson being quite impressed with one of those on his Motorworld programme. Bloody funny looking thing if you ask me, I'd hit the earlier MkVII though, especially when fitted (from the factory!) with the BMW straight-six turbodizzler.

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#14173 OFFLINE   Negative Creep

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Posted 15 September 2009 - 03:21 PM

FAIL

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 286.c0.m14

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#14174 OFFLINE   dollywobbler

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Posted 15 September 2009 - 04:01 PM

Surprised that this hasn't got you lot salivating. It's a Montego with a BROWN interior!!

http://retrorides.pr... ... read=39821

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Only £150. Someone get it bought!

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Posted 15 September 2009 - 04:30 PM

FAIL

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 286.c0.m14

http://i.ebayimg.com/08/!BZwsZ0g!2k~$(KG...

Yay

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Posted 15 September 2009 - 06:27 PM

FAIL

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 286.c0.m14

http://i.ebayimg.com/08/!BZwsZ0g!2k~$(KG...

While that is undoubtedly a fail, the way it looks is only a fail on the part of the kit manufacturer as who ever built it seems to have done a substantially better job than many such kit builders.

Obviously if anyone buys it for 18k they fail as they could get a Mondial or even better, a 400, for that much.

#14177 OFFLINE   garycox

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Posted 15 September 2009 - 06:33 PM

Whoops, I appear to have added that Montego estate to my watch list...DANGEROUS.

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#14178 OFFLINE   dollywobbler

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Posted 15 September 2009 - 06:35 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/06/!B,fVnT!Bmk~$(KG...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0335264166

not sure if the breeze block parking brake comes with it

Well, let's be honest, it probably needs more than a tiny brick! What a beast.

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#14179 ONLINE   seth

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Posted 15 September 2009 - 06:39 PM

I can see Hirst in that, wearing his brown suit.

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Posted 15 September 2009 - 06:54 PM

I'd love it Seth! Even if you had the most lousy job in the world, you could drive to work in that and feel like an absolute winner. Big Lincolns are the coolest.

Still can't get this out of my head though:
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I'd love to sit in dark alleys in it, drinking paper cups of coffee and smoking like a chimney. Then without warning, I'd turn the lights on, floor it and launch a chintzy hubcap across the road.

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Posted 15 September 2009 - 08:46 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... :MESELX:IT
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#14182 OFFLINE   michiel

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Posted 15 September 2009 - 08:54 PM

Will you look at that interior! Faboo.

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#14183 OFFLINE   whitevanman

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Posted 15 September 2009 - 09:14 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/06/!B,fVnT!Bmk~$(KG...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0335264166

not sure if the breeze block parking brake comes with it



OMGZ OMGZ I think I just added cream to my coffee :shock: mucho, mucho wantz

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#14184 ONLINE   Pete-M

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Posted 15 September 2009 - 09:17 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/23/!B,F+Q0!B2k~$(KG...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0371775417

PeteM, is this your old one?

Yup. That's it.

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#14185 OFFLINE   trigger

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Posted 15 September 2009 - 10:15 PM

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Can't be many of these left in this condition anymore.

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Posted 15 September 2009 - 10:23 PM

That 128 is amazing, stored for 30 years? One of a kind.Also, the doctors escort has been relisted, wonder why..........Speaking of Escorts, did anyone see that escort mKII van that was on a few days ago, apparently it only had 383 miles and had never been registered, seems to have dissappeared now though?
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Is that off a Maestro, Montego or a Metro?
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#14187 OFFLINE   AXrescuer

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Posted 15 September 2009 - 10:25 PM

I'd love it Seth! Even if you had the most lousy job in the world, you could drive to work in that and feel like an absolute winner. Big Lincolns are the coolest.

Still can't get this out of my head though:
http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/uploads/n...
1978 Mercury Monarch

I'd love to sit in dark alleys in it, drinking paper cups of coffee and smoking like a chimney. Then without warning, I'd turn the lights on, floor it and launch a chintzy hubcap across the road.

You'd have to change the wheels first!

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Posted 15 September 2009 - 10:42 PM

Speaking of Escorts, did anyone see that escort mKII van that was on a few days ago, apparently it only had 383 miles and had never been registered, seems to have dissappeared now though?

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... mobiles_UK?
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THIS VAN IS UNREGISTERED, IT HAS NEVER BEEN ON THE ROAD.

Funny it has number plates on it :roll:

#14189 OFFLINE   Pete-M

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Posted 15 September 2009 - 10:56 PM

Funny it has number plates on it :roll:

THE NUMBER PLATE ON THE VAN IS FOR DEMONSTRATION PURPOSES ONLY.


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Posted 15 September 2009 - 11:15 PM

thats the one rootes!i couldnt find it as he didnt put ford in the listing title :? Started at 99p and no reserve, someone used ebay properly.
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