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#13891 OFFLINE   outlaw118

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Posted 30 August 2009 - 08:57 PM

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#13892 OFFLINE   KruJoe

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Posted 30 August 2009 - 09:48 PM

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http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ330355298584

Ford Yellow (they'll see you coming!)

Lancia twincam head (they'll here you coming to!)

1967, “O” Reg, tax exempt.

"O" RLY?

#13893 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 31 August 2009 - 09:12 AM

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YOW! Someone save this before it gets mullered into a half-arsed drift weapon.

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Posted 31 August 2009 - 09:02 PM

It's in Northern Ireland, it's doomed already.

As for Hirst-mobiles, check out this mother:
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1974 Mercury Montego Brougham MX

Stunner! I would bin the wheels and go for a steels and chintzy hubcap combo though.

#13895 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 31 August 2009 - 09:10 PM

only a TOTAL CRETIN would not buy this for 1000 euros!!! LOOK AT IT!!!

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http://www.leboncoin...316.htm?ca=12_s[/url]

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#13896 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 31 August 2009 - 09:14 PM

Here is another eye-wateringly lovely way to get rid of 1000 EUROS

CAN ANYONE TELL ME HOW TO GET A EURO SIGN UP ON A BASTARD MAC, no combination of keys seems to achieve this lofty goal.

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#13897 OFFLINE   wuvvum

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Posted 31 August 2009 - 09:29 PM

That sunstrip is odd. The owners are either very public spirited or vampires, one or the other.

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Posted 31 August 2009 - 09:32 PM

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Sensational! I want it.

#13899 OFFLINE   KruJoe

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Posted 31 August 2009 - 09:49 PM

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Classy... is that a real LC?
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ260470047940

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http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ170376783913

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http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ280390175739

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http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ280389755000

A popular colour this evening!

#13900 OFFLINE   Mike D

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Posted 31 August 2009 - 09:53 PM

only a TOTAL CRETIN would not buy this for 1000 euros!!! LOOK AT IT!!!

http://195.154.158.41/images/822/8220667...

http://195.154.158.41/images/828/8285695...
http://www.leboncoin...316.htm?ca=12_s[/url]

Good lord :P what an absolute honey.

#13901 OFFLINE   michiel

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Posted 01 September 2009 - 08:09 AM

Corolla mack II? You might need new reading glasses, cher vendeur...

#13902 OFFLINE   Chris_W_Q4

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Posted 01 September 2009 - 11:34 AM

Not Ebay, but.... "it has a aura of quality and lustre of eminence." love these, just so grotesque!! http://www.pistonhea...les/1047847.htm
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#13903 OFFLINE   fotorabia

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Posted 01 September 2009 - 11:58 AM

For a 1000euro u could buy this one and ship it from NZ! http://www.trademe.c... ... 770524.htm ive inadvertently blocked my Photobucket..thru Tools..how da fack do i reactivate it... and this is my 500th post...am i an official Shite member now..?
Photo Compulsive Disorder...PCD..its nuts.

#13904 OFFLINE   Richard

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Posted 01 September 2009 - 04:00 PM

are you sure you haven't just hit your quota? They reduced the quotas recently.

#13905 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 01 September 2009 - 04:02 PM

Get a faceful of this STUNNA!

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http://www.leboncoin...900.htm?ca=12_s

Whaddya want for 5oo euros?

Looks just as appealing from the back:

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Posted 01 September 2009 - 04:14 PM

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1983 Ford Sierra 0.0 GL

A low-mileage slatty-grille Sierra near me?! How exciting! There must be some sort of a catch (there is).

#13907 ONLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 01 September 2009 - 04:21 PM

Wow that looks like a right honey Hirst. Get on it! This business of not having an engine is easily sorted. Wonder what unresistable offer was made for its engine that made it worth breaking such a minter?

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"The engine has airbrushed skulls on it"

"Car shows are full of mentals talking tosh"

"I promised her I would waxoyl her Polo"


#13908 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 01 September 2009 - 04:24 PM

BUST OPEN THE EXPORT FLAPS!

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This 1980 Mazda Bongo van is as kool as a mutha, but some mutha has chopped the roof off! :roll:

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#13909 OFFLINE   Volksy

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Posted 01 September 2009 - 04:29 PM

Why not go for a 1300cc, for ultimate misery. :twisted:

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Posted 01 September 2009 - 04:48 PM

Wow that looks like a right honey Hirst. Get on it! This business of not having an engine is easily sorted. Wonder what unresistable offer was made for its engine that made it worth breaking such a minter?

Wonder what the reserve is?

Used to be a 2.0 which makes sense - I can imagine some wide-faced oaf in a comedy T-shirt plundering that setup for his shonky Caterham ripoff which he has all kinds of big ideas for, then ultimately losing interest, getting some earache off his ugly wife about it and sending the whole lot straight to the crusher in 6 months time.

If I had a bit more cash handy I think I would put a cheeky bid in, an old Pinto and box is hardly going to cost the earth and the result would be a car of "The Doctor" quality, check the rear arches!

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#13911 OFFLINE   whitevanman

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Posted 01 September 2009 - 04:51 PM

I've got engines and boxes to fit it that, your welcome to them if you get it :D :D

WTF is 'german look'? Listening to the fuggin skorpions while combing your mullet?.


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Posted 01 September 2009 - 05:18 PM

Wow that looks like a right honey Hirst. Get on it! This business of not having an engine is easily sorted. Wonder what unresistable offer was made for its engine that made it worth breaking such a minter?

Wonder what the reserve is?

Used to be a 2.0 which makes sense - I can imagine some wide-faced oaf in a comedy T-shirt plundering that setup for his shonky Caterham ripoff which he has all kinds of big ideas for, then ultimately losing interest, getting some earache off his ugly wife about it and sending the whole lot straight to the crusher in 6 months time.

If I had a bit more cash handy I think I would put a cheeky bid in, an old Pinto and box is hardly going to cost the earth and the result would be a car of "The Doctor" quality, check the rear arches!

http://i.ebayimg.com/02/!B(u0OmQBGk~$(KG...
That WAS not far from me in Ossett the guy that 'had' it always has some project or another on his drive. That Sierra was on ebay a few months back and I went down to have a look and it really was a nice piece of kit (and complete then)
It never reached reserve at that time - then got listed again and this time is alledgedly sold. The car then dissapeared from his drive (replaced by a very shoddy looking sierra)
I can only assume whoever bought it just wanted the engine - but i didnt think pintos were that hard to get hold of :roll: Went past the house again today and it's not there that I can see .. shame it's had it's heart ripped out :cry:

#13913 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 01 September 2009 - 05:31 PM

"THE ART OF NOISE IS PARANOID"
"WHAT"

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#13914 OFFLINE   Rusty Pelican

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Posted 01 September 2009 - 05:36 PM

"THE ART OF NOISE IS PARANOID"
"WHAT"

http://i.ebayimg.com/11/!BV56ZB!B2k~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ170377638774

Not much holding these things together at the best of times , let alone hacking the roof off :shock:
Pete-M wrote . My only interest whilst driving it was working out how long before I could get out

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Posted 01 September 2009 - 06:40 PM

Good lord, that's WONDERFUL!Wobbly panels, lumpy bumper. Good look. Plus 1256cc purportedly, so would row along ok and at least a hope of ringing more out of it. And tax-exempt. Going on my list.

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Posted 01 September 2009 - 06:43 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/23/!BZj)7QQCGk~$(KG...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0450617743

I must be out of touch, £500 start, reserve not met?

Lovely! one of my favourite vans, they always remind me of 'The Beiderbecke' series, in which James Bolam wobbled about in one....
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Posted 01 September 2009 - 06:56 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/23/!BZgOc9!B2k~$(KG...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0491243089

I really want this fab much loved car to go to a good home, if anyone who works for the BBC or is remotely associated with Top Gear DON'T BOTHER BIDDING!!!!!!!!!

Do I see a red rag being waved

Q: I work for the bbc.how much for the car?

A: Ah well you couldn't afford it!! On a serious note i only get offended by them because they destroy perfectly good cars. They don't have the best reputation but when compared to the competition such as excorts etc they get completely overlooked!

LOLZ

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Posted 01 September 2009 - 07:08 PM

One of my spots....
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... mobiles_UK?
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Another one I had as a spot :lol:
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Me wants--now
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Posted 01 September 2009 - 07:29 PM

Have we had this?? HORIZON!!!! http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 286.c0.m14

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Posted 01 September 2009 - 07:37 PM

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:shock: 8) :shock: 8) :shock:
I would like to buy this. Remove the stickers and stencil on some vague sign-writing e.g Phone Co. (with no other information).
Park it outside the homes and businesses of prominent local businessmen and politicians.
Sit inside viewing out through conspicuous binoculars whilst drinking cwoiffee and eating cheesebwoirgers, whilst wearing aviators and a sports jacket. Tash optional.




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