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Posted 19 August 2009 - 09:05 PM
1984 Morris Ital 575 Van
1983 Rover 2600SE SD1
2004 Ford Fiesta 1.4 TDCi Zetec
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#13716
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Posted 19 August 2009 - 09:32 PM

Is that off a Maestro, Montego or a Metro?
DUNNO!
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Posted 19 August 2009 - 09:33 PM















Trigger beat me to it !
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Posted 19 August 2009 - 09:54 PM
SorryTrigger beat me to it !


1984 Morris Ital 575 Van
1983 Rover 2600SE SD1
2004 Ford Fiesta 1.4 TDCi Zetec
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Posted 19 August 2009 - 10:05 PM
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Posted 19 August 2009 - 10:07 PM
Reading the 'questions from other sellers' bit, I think he's just trying to be ironic, although it's a bit lost on some people & I can understand that frankly...Looks ok in the pics, somethin' ain't right here...http://cgi.ebay.co.u...id=p3286.c0.m14 Hilarious description.....................
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Posted 19 August 2009 - 10:10 PM
http://i.ebayimg.com/02/!BYlEo(Q!Wk~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...#ht_2032wt_1171
Will this be the 'scene tax' of which you speak?
maybe not but I'm 'dissopointed' in your spellingThis car is a real show stopper and head turner so if you are the lucky person to win the auction you will not be dissopointed at the attention you get in it.

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Posted 19 August 2009 - 10:11 PM
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Posted 19 August 2009 - 10:33 PM
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... mobiles_UK?
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Ooooh Maxi

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Posted 19 August 2009 - 10:36 PM
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Posted 19 August 2009 - 10:49 PM
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0372886217
This would be my choice for page 940, I like the evil grumbly lorry noise the engines make
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Posted 19 August 2009 - 10:52 PM
Didn't like mine much though, even after all the work i put in respraying it.
Crap handling and everytime you turned the steering wheel you could feel the uj against your clutch leg.
Here's mine era 2000 time.

1984 Morris Ital 575 Van
1983 Rover 2600SE SD1
2004 Ford Fiesta 1.4 TDCi Zetec
#13729
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Posted 19 August 2009 - 11:24 PM
Offset position of the steering wheel on RHD models is my biggest gripe.Didn't like mine much though, even after all the work i put in respraying it.
Crap handling and everytime you turned the steering wheel you could feel the uj against your clutch leg.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3373/3328...
They certainly can roll a bit - lower spec models got the same rear beam as the sportier ones, but without the brace that runs through it. Adding it and the accompanying thicker front anti roll bar improves matters no end. As does replacing knackered bushes. And very slight lowering. I’ll get my coat

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Posted 20 August 2009 - 01:30 AM


Only 200 pounds
PS. haven't taken it for a test so don't know what it will need.(yes the seller really says that)
Well I can think of a few things

1994 Mazda Lantis
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Posted 20 August 2009 - 04:59 AM
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... mobiles_UK?
http://i.ebayimg.com/04/!BYcw3yQBWk~$(KG...
Bet you'd get some looks though!It is possible to legally drive away after winning the auction

#13732
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Posted 20 August 2009 - 05:03 AM
Another one of Nigel's!http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... mobiles_UK?
http://i.ebayimg.com/23/!B(h,i8wBmk~$(KG...
It's a mass exodus

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Posted 20 August 2009 - 07:31 AM
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Posted 20 August 2009 - 10:01 AM
Lol, the sign of a true shiter! m0rrisGet off! 2 out-5 in.
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Posted 20 August 2009 - 10:05 AM
2004 Alfa Romeo 156 JTD Sportwagon - Much Lovliness
1985 Ford Capri 2.0 - Baby - Sulking - Broken
2012 Vauxhall Combo 1.3 Dizzle - Workshite
2012 Kia Rio - Mills -o- matic SWMBO
2005 Ford Fiesta 1.25 zeeetekkyo Stepdaughtershite
2017 Ford Kuga - Stepsonshite - On Finance like a mug
2009 Citroen Xsara Picasso - Awaiting being made into bean cans due to OMGCRASHINNIT
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Posted 20 August 2009 - 10:22 AM
Offset position of the steering wheel on RHD models is my biggest gripe.
Didn't like mine much though, even after all the work i put in respraying it.
Crap handling and everytime you turned the steering wheel you could feel the uj against your clutch leg.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3373/3328...
They certainly can roll a bit - lower spec models got the same rear beam as the sportier ones, but without the brace that runs through it. Adding it and the accompanying thicker front anti roll bar improves matters no end. As does replacing knackered bushes. And very slight lowering. I’ll get my coat
I had a 1.0 Swing as my first car. Of course being a first car it is the fastest and best handling car of evAr, although when I attempted a handbrake turn on a tight bend I crashed straight into the embankment

It also had a tailgate with a loose catch, hence it would open itself at random intervals. Lasted 6 weeks before I drove into the back of a 4x4 driven by a rather large and angry gentlemen. Most annoying thing is that I took a load of photos (this being before I could afford a digital one) then my Mum double exposed them so I have only one ghostly picture of it

2006 Golf GT - not really shite, or shit for that matter
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Posted 20 August 2009 - 12:25 PM
Ah memories. I had a 1988 pov-spec 1.0 as my first car. Wrote it off 2 weeks after passing my test...Offset position of the steering wheel on RHD models is my biggest gripe.
Didn't like mine much though, even after all the work i put in respraying it.
Crap handling and everytime you turned the steering wheel you could feel the uj against your clutch leg.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3373/3328...
They certainly can roll a bit - lower spec models got the same rear beam as the sportier ones, but without the brace that runs through it. Adding it and the accompanying thicker front anti roll bar improves matters no end. As does replacing knackered bushes. And very slight lowering. I’ll get my coat
I had a 1.0 Swing as my first car. Of course being a first car it is the fastest and best handling car of evAr, although when I attempted a handbrake turn on a tight bend I crashed straight into the embankment
It also had a tailgate with a loose catch, hence it would open itself at random intervals. Lasted 6 weeks before I drove into the back of a 4x4 driven by a rather large and angry gentlemen. Most annoying thing is that I took a load of photos (this being before I could afford a digital one) then my Mum double exposed them so I have only one ghostly picture of it
Yes the offset steering wheel is really awkward. This had nothing to do with me crashing though!
Conrad Knight Socks
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Posted 20 August 2009 - 01:48 PM

It also hid the rust quite well as well.

1984 Morris Ital 575 Van
1983 Rover 2600SE SD1
2004 Ford Fiesta 1.4 TDCi Zetec
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Posted 20 August 2009 - 02:17 PM
Wow, Wish my grandad left something like that, It's lovely, You know that it will be stripped for a rally car though.Hi recently my grandfather passed away and left his old Escort 1300 popular to me. He bought it new and it is in excellent condition having only 18500 miles on the clock, and has garaged for about 10 years
Should be a law against it, Mint 2 door Escort getting chopped.
1984 Morris Ital 575 Van
1983 Rover 2600SE SD1
2004 Ford Fiesta 1.4 TDCi Zetec
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Posted 20 August 2009 - 02:29 PM
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