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#13111 OFFLINE   Spottedlaurel

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Posted 23 July 2009 - 05:07 PM

:lol: I don't need two of them!Mr_B, I didn't realise you were selling it so actively as to have put an ad up for it, but I suppose listing it on C&C isn't as final as eBay, is it?I've done the metallic green pre-facelift thing now anyway, silver facelift ones are where the real action is at. One disappointment with my new one is that the indicators will be on the wrong (ie left-hand) side of the steering wheel :evil:Edit: Yours doesn't appear to have been driven by 19yr old French au-pairs either.

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#13112 OFFLINE   Spottedlaurel

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Posted 23 July 2009 - 05:09 PM

Back end of that race transporter looks like a giant Farina Countryman!

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#13113 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 23 July 2009 - 05:13 PM

Edit: Yours doesn't appear to have been driven by 19yr old French au-pairs either.

DING DONG! "Spottedlaurel seat sniffing: £0.25 a go"

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Posted 23 July 2009 - 05:24 PM



Edit: Yours doesn't appear to have been driven by 19yr old French au-pairs either.

DING DONG!
"Spottedlaurel seat sniffing: £0.25 a go"

ZOMG - I mean I did actually think that but no way was I going to type it withoit sounding like a spastic mentalist
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Posted 23 July 2009 - 07:06 PM

Go all Mrs Seth'ish with this bargain £495 Herald Estate with very long T+T!

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Posted 23 July 2009 - 07:28 PM

fucking hell, that herald is desirable.seriously how amazing a first car would that beif anyone on here gets it and wants rid in a few months, i call first dibs :D
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#13117 OFFLINE   trigger

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Posted 23 July 2009 - 07:36 PM



Edit: Yours doesn't appear to have been driven by 19yr old French au-pairs either.

DING DONG!
"Spottedlaurel seat sniffing: £0.25 a go"


ZOMG - I mean I did actually think that but no way was I going to type it withoit sounding like a spastic mentalist

Is it wrong to say i was thinking the same thing when i read that, I'm turning into a sex pest in my old age... :oops: :P

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#13118 OFFLINE   MrRegieRitmo

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Posted 23 July 2009 - 07:58 PM

Edit: Yours doesn't appear to have been driven by 19yr old French au-pairs either.

DING DONG! "Spottedlaurel seat sniffing: £0.25 a go"

I very nearly just spat my coffee out :lol: :lol:

#13119 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 23 July 2009 - 09:08 PM

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It needs a new seal

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Q: you said the bodyworks needs seal,when it rains does water leaks in?e.g the roof and the floor? thanks 19-Jul-09
A: Hi, no the roof and floor dont leak, the seal is a steel panel below the doors, thanks steve.

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#13120 OFFLINE   seth

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Posted 23 July 2009 - 09:12 PM

That Herald does look good for the money.

SL, the taillights on that transporter are from an early Farina :D

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Posted 23 July 2009 - 09:14 PM

Oh SILL :roll: :lol:
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Posted 24 July 2009 - 07:36 AM

Edit: Yours doesn't appear to have been driven by 19yr old French au-pairs either.

DING DONG! "Spottedlaurel seat sniffing: £0.25 a go"

19 year old French au-pairs you say? Put me down for a good 50p worth. :wink:

#13123 OFFLINE   blackbird

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Posted 24 July 2009 - 11:04 AM

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...K- ... 7C294:50

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Holy Saabs batmunch

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Posted 24 July 2009 - 11:45 AM

That zany duo reminds me of that episode of Only Fools and Horses! You know the one! (That quite sad one where they went to grandad's funeral)

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"Anyone for a Wetherspoons?" "Yes, we'll all have some cider! And-and-and we'll all go dressed up all crazy!!" "What, like go dressed as we are now?!" "Yes, oh, it's going to be mad!" "And we can stay out all night!" "Whoa there, I've got work in the morning" "Actually yes me too" "It's getting rather late isn't it" "Yes best get home really" "Alright, I'll ring mum, she can pick us up" "What about the cars?" "Sod em"

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Posted 24 July 2009 - 11:46 AM

Looks like there might be a tidy Saab underneath all the wacky Batmat tat.

Anyway, moving along...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0469351430

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1993 called. it wants it's Fiesta back -

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http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0375376249

#13126 OFFLINE   Mr Lobster

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Posted 24 July 2009 - 11:54 AM

"Oh Hi, nice car, can I buy the massive pair of red underpants on ur washin line, would look gr8 when I dress up as Superman on banger rallies"

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http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0333497892

Hope whoever buys this leaves it standard, not lowering it, fitting a roofrack full of shit and generally making it look toss.

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Posted 24 July 2009 - 11:55 AM

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/SAAB-900-S-BLACK-BATMOBILE-not-bmw-318-320-325-M3_W0QQitemZ230357896935QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAutomobiles_UK?hash=item35a2668ee7&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=65%3A1%7C66%3A2%7C39%3A1%7C293%3A1%7C294%3A50

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Holy Saabs batmunch

I was going to say "what a shitter" but then... the eBay listing description is one of the more honest and detailed I've seen in a while, and the car looks to be a cracker under all that Batman stuff.

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Posted 24 July 2009 - 12:36 PM

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Is that going round again? That's twice at least I know of.
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Posted 24 July 2009 - 01:07 PM

Guess maybe it's not in such great condition then......

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#13130 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 24 July 2009 - 01:13 PM

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Hmm...

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Marginally less offensive

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Whacky & individual...

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Jesus. When will it ever end?

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Posted 24 July 2009 - 01:40 PM

"Anyone for a Wetherspoons?" "Yes, we'll all have some cider! And-and-and we'll all go dressed up all crazy!!" "What, like go dressed as we are now?!" "Yes, oh, it's going to be mad!" "And we can stay out all night!" "Whoa there, I've got work in the morning" "Actually yes me too" "It's getting rather late isn't it" "Yes best get home really" "Alright, I'll ring mum, she can pick us up" "What about the cars?" "Sod em"

What makes that even funnier is that a few years back i was in Clacton (I got lost... :oops: ) and was having a drink with a mate in the Wetherspoons on the waterfront watching all these guys in there dress as superheros when batman and superman had a full on punch up and batman threw superman threw the pub window. Superman didn't fly very far, only into the back of an ambulance while we slipped of out quickly through the back door.

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#13132 OFFLINE   Spottedlaurel

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Posted 24 July 2009 - 01:58 PM

Nothing wrong with Clacton. Excellent shite-spotting potential there. Ditto Jaywick, Frinton, Walton and the villages between them all.

The home of one previous owner Japanese cars:

1973 Datsun 1200 B110 2dr; 1980 Laurel 2.4 C230; 1988 Sunny 1.6 LX N13
1992 Camry 2.2GL (definitely just for spares now); 1993 Camry Estate 2.2GL on the road again!!

And a couple of modern Toyotas


#13133 OFFLINE   MrRegieRitmo

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Posted 24 July 2009 - 02:00 PM

What makes that even funnier is that a few years back i was in Clacton (I got lost... :oops: ) and was having a drink with a mate in the Wetherspoons on the waterfront watching all these guys in there dress as superheros when batman and superman had a full on punch up and batman threw superman threw the pub window.

Was the first thing you noticed loads of brightly coloured noise bubbles exclaiming "BAM!", "POW!" etc etc ??

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Posted 24 July 2009 - 02:16 PM

Of all of Pog's selection that silver Golf estate is by far the worst. It's not even half arsed. There is nothing even remotely rat about it let alone rod. Appauling quantity of lazyness but desperately wanting to fit in and join the party somehow without actually doing anything of any merit.[/rant]

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Posted 24 July 2009 - 02:21 PM

Of all of Pog's selection that silver Golf estate is by far the worst. It's not even half arsed. There is nothing even remotely rat about it let alone rod. Appauling quantity of lazyness but desperately wanting to fit in and join the party somehow without actually doing anything of any merit. [/rant]

Sadly the way Bugjam, and Run to the Sun have gone these days...

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Posted 24 July 2009 - 02:23 PM

Nothing wrong with Clacton. Excellent shite-spotting potential there. Ditto Jaywick, Frinton, Walton and the villages between them all.

Your quite right, Always old tat parked up around that area, Saw a beige Triumph Ccclaim for sale the other week then i was driving through Walton.

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Posted 24 July 2009 - 02:26 PM

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Page 900!
Quick on the draw for that one!!

#13138 OFFLINE   Spottedlaurel

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Posted 24 July 2009 - 02:31 PM

2dr version of those 900s a real oddity by that time.

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1973 Datsun 1200 B110 2dr; 1980 Laurel 2.4 C230; 1988 Sunny 1.6 LX N13
1992 Camry 2.2GL (definitely just for spares now); 1993 Camry Estate 2.2GL on the road again!!

And a couple of modern Toyotas


#13139 OFFLINE   CortinaDave

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Posted 24 July 2009 - 02:52 PM

Cosworth apparently... er maybe not eh?

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How can i resist?

No Tax
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Posted 24 July 2009 - 03:12 PM

My uncle had a Ital just like this for years, It died on the way to Swindon in the end.

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