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Started by GrumpyCat , Feb 21 2007 08:39 PM

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#12841 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 13 July 2009 - 08:56 PM

Here's interesting:
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#12842 OFFLINE   Mash

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Posted 13 July 2009 - 09:14 PM

Have a look at this Avenger:
http://i.ebayimg.com/23/!BWONskQBWk~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0397371560
Sex.

OMGZ H-reg!!! And turquoise seats too FTW


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I dont no wot there worth tbh mate only wont it for pre 68 obvserly lol hav u got any pics plz mate

#12843 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 13 July 2009 - 09:32 PM

what the chuff's going on here?

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Mk1, full ticket, tax exempt, all the 'go-faster' trimmings and at a start price that doesn't border on extortion for once, yet it's been on for over 2 days and not attracted a single bid???

Hope it doesn't stay that way or I'll get dragged into some moar serious credit card abuse. :shock:

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Posted 13 July 2009 - 11:35 PM

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Guess I don't own the only turquoise saloon in the country then. Be interested to see what it goes for so I know roughly what mine will be worth

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Posted 13 July 2009 - 11:40 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/11/!BWQzJuw!2k~$(KG...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0344246932

Guess I don't own the only turquoise saloon in the country then. Be interested to see what it goes for so I know roughly what mine will be worth

Re-post from a couple of pages ago :wink: , It's lush and i want it!. 8)

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#12846 OFFLINE   Negative Creep

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Posted 13 July 2009 - 11:44 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/11/!BWQzJuw!2k~$(KG...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0344246932

Guess I don't own the only turquoise saloon in the country then. Be interested to see what it goes for so I know roughly what mine will be worth

Re-post from a couple of pages ago :wink: , It's lush and i want it!. 8)

Mine will be for sale next month..........

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#12847 OFFLINE   trigger

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Posted 13 July 2009 - 11:54 PM

Mine will be for sale next month..........

Just looking at the pictures of yours, Very nice as well, Sadly I've just got my 1602 which is still cool, (once i get it back from the garage :roll: ) so I don't have room for it.

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#12848 OFFLINE   KruJoe

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Posted 14 July 2009 - 06:57 AM

79k but v nice
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He looks like Ray Parlour and smells of gravy


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#12849 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 14 July 2009 - 08:08 AM

That Peugeot ad is absolutely class! Made me ROFL like a twat.

Anyway, have a cheapo 3.0 Senny:
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#12850 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 14 July 2009 - 08:16 AM

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Posted 14 July 2009 - 10:28 AM

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#12852 OFFLINE   michiel

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Posted 14 July 2009 - 10:35 AM

How much? 'Anti-rust protection applied by Toyota' - 33 years ago I guess?Those Tercels are pretty cool.
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Posted 14 July 2009 - 10:45 AM

This French one's brilliant, 1993 (impossible imo), with 3 great pics:

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Great interior!
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Posted 14 July 2009 - 10:48 AM

Whatchoo talkin' 'bout Willis?

#12855 OFFLINE   autohausdolby

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Posted 14 July 2009 - 03:14 PM

Isn't that Jordan's supersized toddler?
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#12856 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 14 July 2009 - 07:12 PM

Hey is this the ultra-rare Cortina MkV 'Autoshite Edition'?
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Looks like it.

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Posted 14 July 2009 - 07:17 PM

Can't be, it's £1200 for a start.

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Posted 14 July 2009 - 07:49 PM

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1989 Subaru XT 4WD Turbo

Needs an ECU. Hmm.

Do you think this car is like a curse

You have this really cool motor on your drive , but you go slowly insane looking for an ECU , until you go mad
then it's sold on to the next person , until he goes mad , and so on


and so on


and so on !!!

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Posted 14 July 2009 - 07:59 PM

I reckon someone on here should buy it, and then lob in a Volkswagen 1200 engine from a Beetle. Reverse-engine robbing FTW!

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Posted 14 July 2009 - 08:15 PM

Hmm. Shite (recent) feedback and definately trying too hard in his description ('excellent provanance', 'only used for special occasions' etc*) but a nice bit of kit... http://cgi.ebay.co.u...LV ... 7C294:50 How in the name of a threesome with Emma Bunton and Kim Wilde can a fucking old Volvo do 72,600 miles only on 'special occasions'?
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Posted 14 July 2009 - 08:26 PM

a threesome with Emma Bunton and Kim Wilde

Hang on a minute. You've distracted me now :mrgreen:

Model of your shite, sir?

 

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Posted 14 July 2009 - 08:37 PM

Do I need help for liking this? http://cgi.ebay.co.u...ST ... 7C294:50 *Love the way the seller has masked the number plates off in case someone steals an identical one and does a robbery in it :lol:
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Posted 14 July 2009 - 08:38 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/21/!BWVGiSgCGk~$(KG...http://i.ebayimg.com/09/!BWVHQN!CGk~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0357028368

The Chevette is astonishing and IMHO worth every penny of it's £1,150 'buy it now'. There can't be many left like that - just look at that beautiful red dash. But a 'rally donor car'? I do hope not... :cry:
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Posted 14 July 2009 - 08:44 PM

Great car 8) also great for pretending to be rodney bewes in the likely lads :lol:
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Posted 14 July 2009 - 09:57 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...1|293:1|294:100 Has only just been MOTed but yet: -

If the car is not sold I will have to take advantage of the Scrappage Scheme. This is why I have set the opening bid price and without reserve thereafter.

:roll:

I love those Fuvias (earier ones look nice admittedly), I'd be very surprised if that didnt meet over £2k, prob £3-4k..

..I might have to take back what I said there, looking at the pics there is a fair amount of grot! Still, broken I reckon it'd make over £2k..

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Posted 15 July 2009 - 09:11 PM

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I'd love this. Best start scribing a letter to the welding wizard....


Deer mister bo11ocZ,
Pleese coold U spair me sum of UR welding magic for this owd Cortina becoz I recon it's wel nice.
Thanx
I hav bin a good boy.
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That should do.

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Posted 15 July 2009 - 09:20 PM

Perhaps I should buy these and by bizarre coincidence fate will produce a car to put them on....

By the way Hirst, this chap has a lot of parts that may be of interest for your Accord.

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0319558312


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Posted 15 July 2009 - 09:25 PM

Nice find Mash! The pricing structure is pretty bonkers though, seem to vary from "pretty good value" to "laughably bad value". £100 for a MK2 Accord front wing, pull the other one.

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Posted 15 July 2009 - 09:52 PM

Not really shite as such but had to post due to the moronic eBay text :roll:

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...:1|293:1|294:50

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What a lot of people neglect or don't realise is these cars are actually Mitsubishi with a hint of Proton.
Extremely reliable cars.

I am looking to sell my car as i want to move on to something else, it has been very very well looked after and has had no expense spared.


42k miles on engine with FSH

However.... :roll:

Engine has been replaced as problems with the old engine so rather than fixing i sourced a low mileage engine which i have the FULL SERVICE HISTORY for and had this put in which is now at 42500 miles.

Hold on a minute I thought this was a reliable car with only 42k and FSH... oh it's actually a trashed and abused Proton Gti that snapped it's cambelt and you stuffed in a replacement engine - oh that's going to meet my expectations for a low mileage car, lovingly cared for that has full service history...for fucks sake :? - OK I'm off my fucking soap box... :twisted:
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Posted 16 July 2009 - 11:00 AM

Ends 2nite! BX14!
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and a nice cheap Xedos9
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