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#12751 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 10 July 2009 - 09:36 PM

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I would buy this, then use it solely for the purpose of driving down the shop at the end of my road for 20 bensons on the 1 day a year that it snows. No 'OMG traffic chaos' for me.

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Posted 10 July 2009 - 09:38 PM

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YES!
Put this on your driveway and just use the shed bit to store your trolley jack & axle stands - instant alienation from your neighbours. QUAL.

#12753 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 10 July 2009 - 09:41 PM

OMG CHECK IT OUT!

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Extraordinary beauty, i would love to give this car a robust PUMPIN' with my HYDRO BLAST WEAPON

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#12754 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 10 July 2009 - 09:44 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/03/!BWHj+Dg!mk~$(KG...
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YES!
Put this on your driveway and just use the shed bit to store your trolley jack & axle stands - instant alienation from your neighbours. QUAL.

I would love to have that standing on my drive motionless for about 10 years, getting more and more decrepit, then one day fire it up and accidentally flatten my neighbours fence with it, then leave it for another 10 years, but always give the neighbour a cheery 'good morning' whenever i saw him.

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Posted 10 July 2009 - 09:54 PM

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NOICE![/url]

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#12756 OFFLINE   Mash

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Posted 10 July 2009 - 09:59 PM

I like this but not worth 2 grand surely with the stuff that needs work?

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I dont no wot there worth tbh mate only wont it for pre 68 obvserly lol hav u got any pics plz mate

#12757 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 10 July 2009 - 10:00 PM

these are a rare old tank now arent they. I'd like one.

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#12758 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 10 July 2009 - 10:06 PM

WOW, 1977 2200HLS!!!

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#12759 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 10 July 2009 - 10:10 PM

Dear god, I am literally struggling to hold it in now.

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#12760 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 10 July 2009 - 10:16 PM

I'm not normally into yank motors but i'd happily accompany this to the prom, if I didnt flunk math that is.

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Crown Vic!

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Posted 10 July 2009 - 10:19 PM

Top page of shite this!Ill happily take them allSurely that Alfa deserves a prize for not having any electrical faults? Also, i have been thinking of a cavalier 1.3L as a first car for ages. (only if my mum lets me use her name on insurance)
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Is that off a Maestro, Montego or a Metro?
DUNNO!

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Posted 10 July 2009 - 10:24 PM

Last 1 of the night:

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Corolla 4WD wagon!!! What were they thinking of with those wheels though. Horrible!

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Posted 10 July 2009 - 10:28 PM

On a 4WD too.Brilliant alloys for testing the off road capabilities.
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Posted 10 July 2009 - 11:41 PM

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If only

Sadly just outside Turin both front Hydragas displacers failed

Read:

Sadly during a Turin rooftop chase both front Hydragas displacers failed

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Sans plomb or death.

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Posted 11 July 2009 - 12:43 AM

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I would buy this, then use it solely for the purpose of driving down the shop at the end of my road for 20 bensons on the 1 day a year that it snows. No 'OMG traffic chaos' for me.

Fuck! Army spec B20 for me!

GR8 4 PILING THRU THE CO OP FRONT OVER DA NEW FLAGS COS U DIDNT UPGRADE THE BRAKES, TWAT.

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Posted 11 July 2009 - 06:05 AM

Last 1 of the night:

http://i.ebayimg.com/09/!BV9GOlwBWk~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ280368822690

Corolla 4WD wagon!!! What were they thinking of with those wheels though. Horrible!

That's very tempting. With some more appropriate wheels and tyres could be quite a handy thing to have about over winter. Started life in Norfolk too. Will be watching that one keenly...

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Posted 11 July 2009 - 07:37 AM

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YES!
Put this on your driveway and just use the shed bit to store your trolley jack & axle stands - instant alienation from your neighbours. QUAL.

Placing that in my yard would earn me MASSIVE respect from my neighbour.

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#12768 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 11 July 2009 - 08:24 AM

http://i2.ebayimg.com/02/i/001/58/82/678...

OMGZ.
It's a good job you can sleep inside a Maxi, cos I have plopped a bid on that one (having been refused bidding permission last night on a different maxi and an allegro).

Re. tha big chicken shed army truck, my next door neighbour would love it too, as he's well into old military stuff, plus is a bit bonkers in the nut anyway. Rest of the curtain-twitchers would be a bit put out though.

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Posted 11 July 2009 - 09:45 AM

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Posted 11 July 2009 - 10:04 AM

Type: Coupe

Optimistic. Or maybe BL managed to pre-empt the RX-8/CLS by 25 years :?

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Posted 11 July 2009 - 10:43 AM

I have a 1961 Ex MOD Land Rover registered as a coupe....seems that the licensing authority in London in 1973 saw two doors, and windows in the hardtop, with an opening rear door, made it so! Who am I to complain. It's unique, and a great chat up line, "You want a ride in my Classic 1961 British 2.3 Coupe?" NO? Oh well .............
Stormy Petrel on a stick!!

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Posted 11 July 2009 - 03:03 PM

Be the envy of none of your friends in this stylish military-style tripod...
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Posted 11 July 2009 - 03:22 PM

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Proper shed, Hasn't even got a engine.

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Posted 11 July 2009 - 03:25 PM

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vaxhall velax friary - vaxhal velax friary 1961 needs new home spairs or repair i have been told there rare

I can't spell but man, can't people learn how to use spell check?, Nice car mind.

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Posted 11 July 2009 - 03:58 PM

That's a fantastic motor, but I'm constantly astonished at the spelling skills shown in such ads- the moron can't even spell the words that are on the car's bloody badges!!! Utterly hopeless! :roll:

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Posted 11 July 2009 - 03:59 PM

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Not seen one of these on the road for ages, Diesel as well.



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UMM Transcat, I can't even remember seeing one before, Peugeot powered IIRC?.

And whats all the levers about?!

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Posted 11 July 2009 - 04:04 PM

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without a problem except the ignition lock-and the clutch pedal completely snapped off

£199 Seems dear to me visa diesel or not :shock:

#12778 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 11 July 2009 - 04:07 PM


And whats all the levers about?!

http://i.ebayimg.com/17/!BWB3oRQBmk~$(KG...

Big knob: Gears 1-2-3-4-R
White knob: Hi-Lo range selector
Red knob: 4wd/2wd selector
Overdrive knob: Overdrive.

SIMPLES!

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Posted 11 July 2009 - 04:18 PM

SIMPLES!

Of course! :?

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Posted 11 July 2009 - 04:59 PM

:lol: Maybe I have spent too much time trundling about in old Land Rovers. (Same sort of set-up)Basically you have your normal road gears, then an overdrive selector for reduction of motorway deafness/better economy. Then a selector between 4 & 2 wheel drive for road / non-road use - the old 4wd systems don't like being constantly engaged, and then another transfer box that drops the gear ratios lower for if you get REALLY stuck.




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