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#12691 ONLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 09 July 2009 - 12:44 PM

Oh no, my dream car! Alfa 33 4x4 wagon. Near Mutha_Bo11ox, 40k on the clock and 500 euros.

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#12692 OFFLINE   brammy777

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Posted 09 July 2009 - 12:59 PM

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I really like Fuegos. Those wheels do nothing for it though, date the car a hell of a lot
Also seller fails to mention mileage, instead simply saying, minimal mileage since last MOT.
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Is that off a Maestro, Montego or a Metro?
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#12693 ONLINE   Richard

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Posted 09 July 2009 - 04:23 PM

Yes!

http://195.154.158.38/images/320/3206784...
http://195.154.158.38/images/328/3289586...
http://www.leboncoin...292.htm?ca=12_s

Is that a column shift I spy? 500 euros, 'needs paint'

I thought all 16s had column shift.

#12694 OFFLINE   155V6

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Posted 09 July 2009 - 05:35 PM

This Cortina P100 has Mk3 front panels fitted, lokos pretty cool. SD1 wheels too:

http://i.ebayimg.com/15/!BV14S7wCGk~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ300328291655

good level of honesty from the sellAr too:

Work has been done to a reasonably high standard

No point overselling it!

Lack of time and some good programmes on the telly force reluctant sale.

Lulz, I know what you mean!
I like that 8) ,I'm sure some of the genuine Mk 3 pickups had 2-door saloon doors & a shorter bed?

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#12695 ONLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 09 July 2009 - 06:38 PM

Hey this Fiat 2300 looks a bit of a honey for £850

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#12696 ONLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 09 July 2009 - 06:46 PM

I drove past his one-owner, 50,000 mile round-headlamp opel Kadett today, and thought 'by 'eck lad, that is SHIT HOT' - now i find it for sale on le bon coin! 300 Euro

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#12697 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 09 July 2009 - 08:33 PM

Could this be the best car the casual autoshiter could buy?
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http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0320482581
Probably.

#12698 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 09 July 2009 - 08:44 PM

OMGZ
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#12699 OFFLINE   Ratdat

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Posted 09 July 2009 - 08:45 PM

I thought all 16s had column shift.

They do 8)

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#12700 OFFLINE   Spottedlaurel

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Posted 09 July 2009 - 09:38 PM

Have we had this yet?

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Did look like this until standard wheels went back on it...

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http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0449172659

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#12701 OFFLINE   Father Ted

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Posted 09 July 2009 - 09:55 PM

Scrote looks better on standard wheels IMHO.
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Posted 09 July 2009 - 09:59 PM

No it doesn't.

#12703 ONLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 09 July 2009 - 10:09 PM

Sorry Pog you are mistaken.

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Posted 09 July 2009 - 10:20 PM

Sorry Pog you are mistaken.

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#12705 OFFLINE   FredTransit

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Posted 09 July 2009 - 10:26 PM

I prefer the original wheels to. Get me handbag?
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#12706 OFFLINE   Father Ted

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Posted 09 July 2009 - 10:29 PM

Scrote looks better on standard wheels IMHO.

No it doesn't.

Sorry Pog you are mistaken.

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#12707 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 09 July 2009 - 10:58 PM

3-1 to the purists, POG R PWN3D

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#12708 ONLINE   Pete-M

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Posted 09 July 2009 - 11:17 PM

I think it looks great on the big wheels. I wouldn't want it on the originals, even though that's the correct 'shite' way.

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#12709 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 09 July 2009 - 11:20 PM

Too late I'm afraid Pete, the phone lines are now closed.

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"I had no doubt it would pass, but unbelievably, to mine and the MoT tester's amazement, it passed"


#12710 ONLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 09 July 2009 - 11:35 PM

Check this out, only 150 euros!!!!

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GR8 4 BR8KIN DOWN EVERY BASTARD DAY

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"I had no doubt it would pass, but unbelievably, to mine and the MoT tester's amazement, it passed"


#12711 ONLINE   Pete-M

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Posted 09 July 2009 - 11:39 PM

'Ello Miss, I wish to register a complaint. This Escort, which I voted on not 'alf an 'our ago is Shite.



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#12712 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 09 July 2009 - 11:49 PM

Phwoooaar!

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Check the inside!!!!!

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Dear god what a stunna, this car oughta get a photoshoot in FHM.

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"I had no doubt it would pass, but unbelievably, to mine and the MoT tester's amazement, it passed"


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Posted 10 July 2009 - 06:18 AM

This Cortina P100 has Mk3 front panels fitted, lokos pretty cool. SD1 wheels too:

http://i.ebayimg.com/15/!BV14S7wCGk~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ300328291655

good level of honesty from the sellAr too:

Work has been done to a reasonably high standard

No point overselling it!

Lack of time and some good programmes on the telly force reluctant sale.

Lulz, I know what you mean!
I like that 8) ,I'm sure some of the genuine Mk 3 pickups had 2-door saloon doors & a shorter bed?

They do indeed..known as "Bakkies" out in SA, I have one similiar to the ebay one, V6, and rusty.......... :shock:

WTF is 'german look'? Listening to the fuggin skorpions while combing your mullet?.


#12714 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 10 July 2009 - 10:32 AM

£850, Turbo Diesel, 1/2 hour from the ferry:

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"I had no doubt it would pass, but unbelievably, to mine and the MoT tester's amazement, it passed"


#12715 ONLINE   Pete-M

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Posted 10 July 2009 - 10:35 AM

£850, Turbo Diesel, 1/2 hour from the ferry:

http://195.154.158.41/images/100/1009744...
http://www.leboncoin...159.htm?ca=12_s[/url]

I've got to have that.


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Posted 10 July 2009 - 10:49 AM

£850, Turbo Diesel, 1/2 hour from the ferry:

http://195.154.158.41/images/100/1009744...
http://www.leboncoin...159.htm?ca=12_s[/url]

I've got to have that.

Oh my... Hnnnnggh

Pete, if you do, and decide to sell at some point, may I have first dibs please!

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Posted 10 July 2009 - 02:28 PM

Super-shite Cortina...

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Exposed primer is like a saucy knicker-flash to shite pervs.

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Posted 10 July 2009 - 02:48 PM

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2001 Hyundai XG30

£250 and only 2 hours to go, doesn't run, but you could just a-frame it back and put it in your driveway so everyone knows that you're a winner.

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Posted 10 July 2009 - 02:50 PM

Mmmmmmanta. DO WANT.

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Model of your shite, sir?

 

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Posted 10 July 2009 - 03:01 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/08/!BVpZsT!!mk~$(KG...http://i.ebayimg.com/05/!BVpZ)PgB2k~$(KG...
2001 Hyundai XG30

£250 and only 2 hours to go, doesn't run...

...Perkins power for the win! Gotta be done.




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