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#12481 OFFLINE   xr1984

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Posted 28 June 2009 - 02:03 AM

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#12482 OFFLINE   mattblack

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Posted 28 June 2009 - 08:31 AM

a clapped out £350 japanese jeep painted pink.

I don't think they've even bothered to paint it, isn't that the metallic pink that some of them came in...???

Looks like I missed a trick, I could have made a fourtune with this...

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#12483 OFFLINE   KruJoe

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Posted 28 June 2009 - 09:24 AM

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only for sale because i am a **** and me and my mate thought we could do i good paint job whilst drunk but as you can see from the pictures i am no piccasso

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hope you all like it because i dont

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#12484 OFFLINE   andrew e

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Posted 28 June 2009 - 09:29 AM

Fight over it!

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#12485 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 28 June 2009 - 09:30 AM

That 205 is a situation wherein satin black would be entirely justified.

#12486 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 28 June 2009 - 10:25 AM

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#12487 OFFLINE   AXrescuer

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Posted 28 June 2009 - 10:36 AM

That 205 is a situation wherein satin black would be entirely justified.

It's a situation where crushing would be entirely justified!

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#12488 OFFLINE   UltimateJames

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Posted 28 June 2009 - 10:38 AM

That 205 is a situation wherein satin black would be entirely justified.

Ha thats the reason i have a 205 in satin black ! not because it looks good but because it cost me £30 to respray it :oops:

#12489 OFFLINE   AXrescuer

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Posted 28 June 2009 - 10:40 AM

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Speechless. :shock:

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#12490 OFFLINE   UltimateJames

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Posted 28 June 2009 - 10:48 AM

How do i post ebay pics that you click on ??

#12491 OFFLINE   FredTransit

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Posted 28 June 2009 - 11:20 AM

http://i.ebayimg.com/03/!BU1Twtw!mk~$(KG...[/url]

Speechless. :shock:


1988 ford fiesta xr2 body is pretty clean 4 its age hardly eny rust and just a couple holes on the inner sills and floor pan,c pics,and a bit ov surface rust inb the boot now the bad bits am out the way,full wide arch kit,sideskirts,big bumpers,renault clio bk end rear lights boot smoothed to suit wonts finishin,flushed door handles and locks again needs finishin,bad boi bonnet wiv gtr pulsur bonnet vent,17s,extension on the chassis on the bk to suit wide arch,inside completely stripped no interior,carpets ect ect, this car is a unfinished project,i have 2 rs turbo engines but in bits lol,i have 1 bottom end seized but all the internals r ok the 2nd botom end is a working just put anuva crank in it i was gonna stripp the seized 1 and use the bits 4 the workin ,i have 2 stage 3 big valve heads plus cams,i have turbo manny,gearbox,alternater and few other fings, i wll not swap this(WINK WINK!!!) THE BK WONTS FINISHIN,(NO TIMEWASTER OR DREAMERS SERIOUS BIDDERS ONLY IF U HAVE LESS THAN 5 FEED BK CONTACT ME BEFORE BIDDIN!!!!!!! thxs 4 looking,feel free to ask question all will b answered

What fookin language is that in??? This should be a Barry Boys Shed of All Time! Obviously aimed at er, a certain market.....
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#12492 OFFLINE   Negative Creep

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Posted 28 June 2009 - 11:40 AM

Anyone who spells 'of' as 'ov' should be publicly clubbed to death

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#12493 OFFLINE   mattblack

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Posted 28 June 2009 - 11:48 AM

http://i.ebayimg.com/03/!BU1Twtw!mk~$(KG...[/url]

Speechless. :shock:


hardly eny rust and just a couple holes on the inner sills and floor pan

FFS! :roll:

this car is a unfinished project

No shit, Sherlock...


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#12494 OFFLINE   FredTransit

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Posted 28 June 2009 - 12:03 PM

NO TIMEWASTER OR DREAMERS

Damn! I was going to have bid as well...

Yeah that's the best bit, who's a dreamer? FFS!
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#12495 OFFLINE   Negative Creep

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Posted 28 June 2009 - 02:10 PM

Someone I know has just bought this............ http://www.pistonhea...les/1107713.htm and I quote

recently challenged a 07 aston martin db9-s and absolutly mullered it!!

So what mods has he done to get 300bhp?

full magnex 3" exhaust from turbo back de-cat pipe adjustable in car boost controller driven @ low 0.6 bar (plenty!)

Oh and not forgetting

brand new iridium plugs £15 each!! 8mm uprated HT leads

Plus to top it all off

still on log book as 1.6 at the minute...............with the advantage of a very powerfull engine but at low insurance costs

Oh dear..........

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#12496 ONLINE   Pillock

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Posted 28 June 2009 - 02:26 PM

Rover 220 turbo

recently challenged a 07 aston martin db9-s and absolutly mullered it!!

Plus to top it all off

still on log book as 1.6 at the minute...............with the advantage of a very powerfull engine but at low insurance costs

Is your mate planning on changing the engine size on the V5? Please say yes, please say yes, please say yes. Oh, and if that Rover would beat a DB9S in a straight head-to-head with both drivers trying their hardest, I will eat my own toenail clipping. In fact, fuck it, I'll eat someone else's. I'm that confident.

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Posted 28 June 2009 - 02:46 PM

Someone I know has just bought this............ http://www.pistonhea...les/1107713.htm and I quote

recently challenged a 07 aston martin db9-s and absolutly mullered it!!

So what mods has he done to get 300bhp?

full magnex 3" exhaust from turbo back de-cat pipe adjustable in car boost controller driven @ low 0.6 bar (plenty!)

Oh and not forgetting

brand new iridium plugs £15 each!! 8mm uprated HT leads

Plus to top it all off

still on log book as 1.6 at the minute...............with the advantage of a very powerfull engine but at low insurance costs

Oh dear..........

Is he mental? It's clear he's as gullible as a gullible thing on Saint Gullible's day!

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Posted 28 June 2009 - 08:26 PM

Looks well worth a bag of sand i think

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Posted 28 June 2009 - 08:41 PM

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Posted 28 June 2009 - 09:05 PM

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the previous owner was the YETI ON FIRE or he had white hairy dog and smoked like a old chimney

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Hmm still havnt got the hang of this formatting yet !!

#12501 ONLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 28 June 2009 - 09:17 PM

Holy. Fucking. Sheee-ite..... http://cgi.ebay.co.u...CH ... 7C294:50 What a ferking larf, if anyone from this very forum buys it they WILL be king of all shite.
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Posted 28 June 2009 - 09:19 PM

That Montego NEEDS to have the chintzy limo crap binned and a turbo-ditchfinder lump lobbed in. That would be a lark.

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Posted 28 June 2009 - 09:20 PM

Holy. Fucking. Sheee-ite.....
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...CH ... 7C294:50
What a ferking larf, if anyone from this very forum buys it they WILL be king of all shite.

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#12504 OFFLINE   wuvvum

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Posted 28 June 2009 - 09:27 PM

Delivery mileage FSM Syrena anyone?

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Posted 28 June 2009 - 09:53 PM

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Posted 29 June 2009 - 07:33 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/03/!BU1Twtw!mk~$(KG...[/url]

im lookin 4 a nice quick metro pref gti il buy urs u buy mine

Mr.B?? Admittedly yours isnt quite an 'i', but still - you might get lucky..

#12507 OFFLINE   seth

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Posted 29 June 2009 - 07:35 PM

t;]im lookin 4 a nice quick metro pref gti il buy urs u buy mine

Mr.B?? Admittedly yours isnt quite an 'i', but still - you might get lucky..

I would love Mr B to swap for that heap 'cos then he wouldn't need to nick someone elses signature banner... :twisted:

#12508 OFFLINE   wuvvum

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Posted 29 June 2009 - 07:48 PM

How the feck is this a classic?

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At £450 with no tax or test, this wouldn't be out of place in the eBay Bargains thread either...

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Posted 29 June 2009 - 07:54 PM

Delivery mileage FSM Syrena anyone?

http://i.ebayimg.com/23/!BUubznw!2k~$(KG...

Is it wrong that I really want this?

I'd drive down the local collective co op and ask for some semi skimmed moloko.

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Posted 29 June 2009 - 08:23 PM

How the feck is this a classic?

http://i8.ebayimg.com/04/i/001/3d/93/2a3...

At £450 with no tax or test, this wouldn't be out of place in the eBay Bargains thread either...

I was only thinking yesterday at the traffic lights about buying one to squirrel away don the back of dads, give it 10 years and they too will probably be changig hands for silly money.
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