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#12331 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 21 June 2009 - 08:56 AM

YES

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How do folk end up with these tiny pics on their eBay ads? Surely they are not scanning postage-stamp-sized pictures and uploading them.

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#12332 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 21 June 2009 - 09:16 AM

Maltese-regd KE70 on french eBay, 1400€ which seems a bit steep TBH. I think he'll struggle to get the interest on garlicBay.

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Posted 21 June 2009 - 10:28 AM

Wollydobbler, what is special about the wiper?And Mb_B, that looks suspiciously like an MMS-sized picture where someone's taken it on their phone and forwarded it on. They come out phone-screen-tiny.

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Posted 21 June 2009 - 10:30 AM

It's got a sort of cantilever device on it. They used to intrigue me too but I've still never seen one wiping.

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Posted 21 June 2009 - 11:13 AM

Same as the Chevette/Chevanne/Kadett of similar vintage. Works quite well if not bent like mine was......requiring a clamber to the top of a scrapyard heap in Devizes to reclaim one for a fiver!
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Posted 21 June 2009 - 11:34 AM

I thought the cantilever would keep the wiper at the same angle relative to the bottom of the screen though, not follow the arm around and end up 180deg inverted.You normally see them where the wiper is completely upright at the edge of the screen, the arm moves it across and it remains upright instead of arcing over.

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Posted 21 June 2009 - 11:45 AM

The Astra wagon is pant-spaffingly wonderful. I would be well chuffed to bowl about in that.

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Posted 21 June 2009 - 11:55 AM

That Mk 1 Astra is great!, Not seen one like that for years.

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Posted 21 June 2009 - 12:09 PM

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I was going to put wood effect vinyl down the side in the style of the american station wagons, lower it and put some spoked wheels on it, lowrider style

Thankyou for not doing so.

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Posted 21 June 2009 - 12:17 PM

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PREMIER-LEAGUE SHITE.

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Posted 21 June 2009 - 04:01 PM

Fucking MINIS!!! Give me strength.

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Posted 21 June 2009 - 04:07 PM

The Astra wagon is pant-spaffingly wonderful. I would be well chuffed to bowl about in that.

If you'd have got out of bed earlier you could have seen one in the flesh :wink:

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Posted 21 June 2009 - 04:23 PM

Oh FFS!I do have to sleep sometimes though. :(

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Posted 21 June 2009 - 08:26 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0437483191 I am not putting up pics on grounds of taste and decency. You will have to look for yourself, try not to barf!

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Posted 21 June 2009 - 08:33 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ALFA-ROMEO-164-V6-24V-CUSTOM_W0QQitemZ120437483191 I am not putting up pics on grounds of taste and decency. You will have to look for yourself, try not to barf!

That does look horrible,nothing that couldn't be sorted though :)

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Posted 21 June 2009 - 08:36 PM

That Sud Sprint belongs to a mate of mine and it truly is lovely!
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Posted 21 June 2009 - 08:38 PM

Dear god. I'm going to go and matt black my 164, put a bright pink racing stripe up the bonnet, make a bonnet bulge out of an ice cream box and fit three spoke alloys. It'd look much better than that thing!

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Posted 21 June 2009 - 08:45 PM

Ha ha, the exhausts on that 164 look absolutley terrible, what a fudge-ingester. As you say though, nowt that couldnt ve very quickly undone.

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Posted 21 June 2009 - 08:58 PM

LOOK AT THIS!

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Posted 21 June 2009 - 09:00 PM

How I wish I had the time and money to get this back on the road, it looks so straight!

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Posted 21 June 2009 - 10:27 PM

Raymanboy's got a Spacy!

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He's on form again with this one - crap pics, absurd price and endless gibbering about the Japanese. :D

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Posted 22 June 2009 - 08:43 AM

That bloke is completely mental.One thing, I'm surprised he's not appeared more regularly since fleabay changed the listing fees to final value, at least he's not going to be spending anything here.... :roll:

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Posted 22 June 2009 - 09:08 AM

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Posted 22 June 2009 - 09:17 AM

Hooray for Raymanboy, haven't seen him in a while. Must have got a new bag of mind-alterings and fired up the computr.

I was one such new purchaser I am pleased to say who paid the money and walked proudly off with the mean machine and a guarantee I knew my girlfriend wouldnt need - she had steps for her feet.

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Posted 22 June 2009 - 11:45 AM

Insane rear overhang on that camper!

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Posted 22 June 2009 - 11:48 AM

Hooray for Raymanboy, haven't seen him in a while. Must have got a new bag of mind-alterings and fired up the computr.

I was one such new purchaser I am pleased to say who paid the money and walked proudly off with the mean machine and a guarantee I knew my girlfriend wouldnt need - she had steps for her feet.

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Posted 22 June 2009 - 11:57 AM

Insane rear overhang on that camper!

http://i.ebayimg.com/16/!BUyTYEg!Wk~$(KG...

I am sure that's against the C&U regs, does it look more than half of the wheelbase to you? It does to me.....
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Posted 22 June 2009 - 01:57 PM

either way its FOOKIN gorgeous ................

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Posted 22 June 2009 - 04:44 PM

one-owner 30k Farina in the parts section! GR8 4 SMASHIN 2 BITS

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Posted 22 June 2009 - 04:50 PM

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33k from new BIN for £195

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