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#12241 OFFLINE   Jazzy Jeff

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Posted 16 June 2009 - 07:30 PM

It's on a local plate (I believe) so I reckon it probably is the same one!!I think it's bloody wonderful. But I've had enough of soft top cars at the moment so I shall have to pass. :)

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Posted 16 June 2009 - 09:40 PM

http://www.carandcla....uk/car/C87077/
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http://www.carandcla....uk/car/C83438/
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http://www.carandcla....uk/car/C89506/

selling due to lack of space

How many at the moment wuvvum? :lol:
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#12243 OFFLINE   wuvvum

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Posted 16 June 2009 - 11:05 PM

selling due to lack of space

How many at the moment wuvvum? :lol:
http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/uploads/n...
That one sold a couple of weeks ago now - I really need to take the advert down, but I can't find the password carandclassic sent me to modify the ad. I'm down to 11 now. :D

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Posted 17 June 2009 - 05:36 AM

jeezus wept..i bought a relatively rotten MK1 off the Island of Tirree in 1992 with 30k on the clock..woz a rotter but i only paid 200 quid..i had new subframes and floorpans put on it..but then abandoned it cos i had to go back to Germany..me Mum sold it for 80 quid...which got me mad..
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Posted 17 June 2009 - 11:35 AM

special photo prize for this Opel Kadett seller

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#12246 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 17 June 2009 - 11:37 AM

HOLY MOLY check out this Innocenti BMC 1100!

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Posted 17 June 2009 - 11:45 AM

http://i.ebayimg.com/19/!BUNcetg!mk~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.fr/I...emZ170343502281

Wait till keef spots that
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Posted 17 June 2009 - 11:57 AM

Yo Bollox, thats been hiding on Lebacoin for 250 euros for a little while now.... If it was still there when I hit my french hols I was off! Beautifull!
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Posted 17 June 2009 - 11:59 AM

Has it!!!! Must expand my search on there. Its right up my street that!Terrible timing as always, very tempting though. Ms_Bol would absolutley go mental.

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Posted 17 June 2009 - 12:33 PM

Wait till keef spots that

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Posted 17 June 2009 - 03:13 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... mobiles_UK?
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#12252 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 17 June 2009 - 05:13 PM

Heres an early dangly-mirror sierra, with some extremely poor barry mods - smoked lights, ill-fitting secondhand bodykit, inappropriate numberplates etc.

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Posted 17 June 2009 - 08:36 PM

Heres an early dangly-mirror sierra, with some extremely poor barry mods - smoked lights, ill-fitting secondhand bodykit, inappropriate numberplates etc
http://i.ebayimg.com/21/!BUi1Oi!!Wk~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ160342574773

What, you mean your not going to buy it and go KROOZIN round Peterborough of an evening?? Oh and then obv doing some online bragging

YER M8 GOT MI SIERRA UP 2 150 DOWN FRANK PERKINZ PARKWAY, WELL MAD DUN A PORSH AN A M3 OF DA ROWNDABOT INIT, DRIFTN RWD MAD. WICKED BLUD BRAP BRAP BRAP (etc).

#12254 OFFLINE   AXrescuer

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Posted 17 June 2009 - 08:51 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/03/!BUgH+j!B2k~$(KG...

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0342429545

ther is a hole in the rear exhaust box due to someone wielding a bracket on it.

It has alloy wheels tyers are ok may need springer sisters if you keep these wheeles on it as they are quite wide and touch the arches when going over bumps

I can't see how a pair of spaniel bitches will help
:lol::lol::lol::lol: What a fucking tool! :lol:

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Posted 17 June 2009 - 08:55 PM

may need springer sisters

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I can't see how a pair of spaniel bitches will help

http://www.pamelasmu... ... 20jive.htm :? :lol:

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Posted 17 June 2009 - 10:27 PM

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This might be a good car but the advert looks like the meerkat from compare the market.com adverts has written it :o

SINGER-VOGER 1965 WELL WOT;CAN SAY SHE A SUPERB CAR A RE,BUILTENGINE 2 WEEKS AGO 1725cc,NEW BRAKEPADS AND PIPES,NEW TRARKRODENDS,NEW SHOCKS,EC EC,GOOD CHROME,LOTS O BILLS AND OLD MOTS RUNS ANDS DRIVES OK,ITS AS GOOD AS IT LOOOKS,IN PIC HAVE ALOOK,;GOOD;ALL MOT WORK DUN,EVERYTHING WORKS OK,THE ;BAD;THATS,FOR ME,PUT ENGINE,BACK IN WEN FOR DRIVE,ALL OK.BOOK IN FOR MOT ONEY,TO FINE WATE LEKING FROM UNDER CAR ,AND YES ITS LEKING,FROM,CORPLUG,AT BACK OF FLYWEEL,I CAN NOT DO THE WORK AS I JUST COME OUT OF HOSPITAL,JUST HAD OP ON SHOOLDER

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Posted 17 June 2009 - 10:50 PM

Renault Fuego 1.4 TL
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Didn't even know they made these in a 1.4!.

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Posted 17 June 2009 - 10:53 PM

Escort 1.3L, £8000 to built?! What a Cock!
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Posted 18 June 2009 - 07:16 AM

'Springer Sisters' is that the tribute band version of scissor sisters?Surely that RS Turbo (5 door!) track car would need a roll cage before tracking it?
RIP Julie & Maisie

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#12260 OFFLINE   gallondrunk

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Posted 18 June 2009 - 10:48 AM

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Mazda 323 Executive

I don't think I've ever seen one of these before. Looks awful :)

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Posted 18 June 2009 - 11:00 AM

That 323 Executive is a nice thing, shame it's in bloody Somerset.

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Posted 18 June 2009 - 11:19 AM

Preston Borough council had a few of those "Ants" doing litter duty and paving slab removal duty back in the 70's / 80's. They were mostly yellow - which I always thought was odd as the PBC colours were Blue / Cream, but all the street maintainance stuff was yellow.They also had quite a few of those thoroughtly Tattacular hand operated / pulled battery powered rubish carts - like a big skip on wheels with a handle but powered by batteries like a milk float, bloke walked along, pulled handle and skip followed him, but under its own steam (am i making sense or just rambling here?)@ Hirst - that banner is Ok, but not as funny as the Mike Brewer one.
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Posted 18 June 2009 - 12:12 PM

Escort 1.3L, £8000 to built?! What a Cock!
http://i.ebayimg.com/02/!BTnVUF!BWk~$(KG...

Pointless.......if you want a track day car why start [Lancia Integrale excepted] with a five door hatch, the floppiest of all configurations.
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#12264 OFFLINE   Monkey_boy

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Posted 18 June 2009 - 12:34 PM

It makes life easy to get the shopping in the back.
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Posted 18 June 2009 - 01:02 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/SINGER-VOGUE-SILVER_W0QQitemZ250446283019QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAutomobiles_UK?
http://i.ebayimg.com/22/!BUkWI4!BWk~$(KG...

This might be a good car but the advert looks like the meerkat from compare the market.com adverts has written it :o

SINGER-VOGER 1965 WELL WOT;CAN SAY SHE A SUPERB CAR A RE,BUILTENGINE 2 WEEKS AGO 1725cc,NEW BRAKEPADS AND PIPES,NEW TRARKRODENDS,NEW SHOCKS,EC EC,GOOD CHROME,LOTS O BILLS AND OLD MOTS RUNS ANDS DRIVES OK,ITS AS GOOD AS IT LOOOKS,IN PIC HAVE ALOOK,;GOOD;ALL MOT WORK DUN,EVERYTHING WORKS OK,THE ;BAD;THATS,FOR ME,PUT ENGINE,BACK IN WEN FOR DRIVE,ALL OK.BOOK IN FOR MOT ONEY,TO FINE WATE LEKING FROM UNDER CAR ,AND YES ITS LEKING,FROM,CORPLUG,AT BACK OF FLYWEEL,I CAN NOT DO THE WORK AS I JUST COME OUT OF HOSPITAL,JUST HAD OP ON SHOOLDER

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PMSL :lol::lol:

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I dont no wot there worth tbh mate only wont it for pre 68 obvserly lol hav u got any pics plz mate

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Posted 18 June 2009 - 01:10 PM

ROFLZ at spaniel bitches :lol:
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Posted 18 June 2009 - 01:15 PM

1986 Toyota Corolla, the sort with the hideous/fantastic rear end.

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Posted 18 June 2009 - 07:09 PM

Get ridiculed by schoolchildren!
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Posted 18 June 2009 - 07:16 PM

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£50

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£75 (reserve not met)

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Posted 18 June 2009 - 07:28 PM

This one needs viewing to appreciate the cretinous spelling.

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Sadly it seems that the 'gentlemans lapdancing club' no longer exists.




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