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Started by GrumpyCat , Feb 21 2007 08:39 PM

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#12211 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 15 June 2009 - 04:29 PM

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Posted 15 June 2009 - 07:02 PM

Not on a heritage shell
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Posted 15 June 2009 - 07:06 PM

and from deepest Wisconsin
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Posted 15 June 2009 - 08:27 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/17/!BT2-L7!Bmk~$(KG...
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These are class. I'd love to poot about in one of these rather than of the horrible modern breed of pointlessly tall small vans

Check this out, claarts!
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#12215 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 15 June 2009 - 08:32 PM

BOI RACR TOLEDO
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RWD GR8 4 DRFTN?
1300cc NOT GR8 4 DRFTN!! LOL

#12216 OFFLINE   Torsten2001

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Posted 15 June 2009 - 08:41 PM

The enquiry is complete The vehicle details for BX56 BZT are: Date of Liability 11 08 2008 Date of First Registration 06 02 2007 Year of Manufacture 2007 Cylinder Capacity (cc) 1300CC CO2 Emissions 0g/Km Fuel Type Petrol Export Marker Export Vehicle Status Unlicensed Vehicle Colour RED Vehicle Type Approval null The information contained on this page is correct at the time of enquiry. Vehicle Excise Duty Rate for vehicle 6 Months Rate £68.75 12 Months Rate £125.00

Judging by the export marker it's already notified for export!

#12217 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 15 June 2009 - 08:44 PM

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Maybe this should be in the bargains thread. Nicely un-OSF'd.

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Posted 15 June 2009 - 08:53 PM

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Posted 15 June 2009 - 08:54 PM

Check this out, claarts!
http://i.ebayimg.com/13/!BUdlPNwCGk~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0435310356
Encouragingly unpleasant.

I'd have thought this would have been in Newport. :wink:

#12220 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 15 June 2009 - 08:58 PM

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I BOUGHT THIS CAR TO DO UP FOR MY DAUGHTER WHO HAD JUST TURNED 17, SHE DIDNT LIKE THE CAR

Sorry, but I don't think ANY 17 year old lass would be grateful if their folks bought them a shit brown allegro with no engine. What did they expect to happen?

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Posted 15 June 2009 - 09:01 PM

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http://i.ebayimg.com/15/!BUMIpYQ!mk~$(KG...

I BOUGHT THIS CAR TO DO UP FOR MY DAUGHTER WHO HAD JUST TURNED 17, SHE DIDNT LIKE THE CAR

Sorry, but I don't think ANY 17 year old lass would be grateful if their folks bought them a shit brown allegro with no engine. What did they expect to happen?
Agreed.
Usually I would be saying 'ungrateful little shit' and suchlike, but I genuinely don't see how her poor old pa thought she would like it - I'm sure he meant well though!

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#12222 OFFLINE   M'coli

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Posted 15 June 2009 - 09:03 PM

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I BOUGHT THIS CAR TO DO UP FOR MY DAUGHTER WHO HAD JUST TURNED 17, SHE DIDNT LIKE THE CAR

Sorry, but I don't think ANY 17 year old lass would be grateful if their folks bought them a shit brown allegro with no engine. What did they expect to happen?
That's just a front to make the seller not look like the typical Mini owner,

I TOOK THE ENGINE OUT OF IT FOR A MINI PROJECT.

See? The daughter didn't want it anyway, the father really wanted the engine for his Mini but if he'd've bought it just for that then the missus would have had words etc.. :lol::lol::lol:

#12223 OFFLINE   brammy777

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Posted 15 June 2009 - 09:08 PM

Yep i can't see any 17 year old girl ever wanting any brown 1970s British Leyland product, aside from a mini. I wonder what his words of pleading to her were, probably something along the lines of' But its made by the same people who made the mini, so it's just as good....'
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Posted 15 June 2009 - 09:17 PM

Yeah, I have memories of seeing red ones, never understood why though! What was it all about? I sometimes see Saabs with red badges too, saw a 9-5 with one on the way back from Bromley yesterday - what gives??

Allegedly Ford of Germany used to do short runs of modified cars - hot cams, bigger carbs and stuff - and sell them on through a few dealers as special editions. To signify that they were something different, they had red backgrounds on the badges. Which a) was cheap and easy to replicate and B) pissed Ford USA off something chronic, since the blue is 'their' colour.

#12225 OFFLINE   RedSparrow

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Posted 15 June 2009 - 09:25 PM

Yeah, I have memories of seeing red ones, never understood why though! What was it all about? I sometimes see Saabs with red badges too, saw a 9-5 with one on the way back from Bromley yesterday - what gives??

Allegedly Ford of Germany used to do short runs of modified cars - hot cams, bigger carbs and stuff - and sell them on through a few dealers as special editions. To signify that they were something different, they had red backgrounds on the badges. Which a) was cheap and easy to replicate and B) pissed Ford USA off something chronic, since the blue is 'their' colour.

Oh I've got a Ford badge somewhere that is half red half black. Is it worth MEGAR EBAY DOLLAR?

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Posted 15 June 2009 - 09:30 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... mobiles_UK?
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PLEASE NO MORE BIDS FROM " children "

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Posted 15 June 2009 - 09:35 PM

BROWNZ
http://i.ebayimg.com/15/!BUMIpYQ!mk~$(KG...

I BOUGHT THIS CAR TO DO UP FOR MY DAUGHTER WHO HAD JUST TURNED 17, SHE DIDNT LIKE THE CAR

Sorry, but I don't think ANY 17 year old lass would be grateful if their folks bought them a shit brown allegro with no engine. What did they expect to happen?
Agreed.
Usually I would be saying 'ungrateful little shit' and suchlike, but I genuinely don't see how her poor old pa thought she would like it - I'm sure he meant well though!
Well...about 5 years ago I aquired my step daughter a free Fiesta 1.1 on a D reg, I was told that she would never be seen dead in it............after a weekend in the garage she instantly loved it and was the envy of most of the local petrolheads................but thats just me being me, doing what I do best :P

WTF is 'german look'? Listening to the fuggin skorpions while combing your mullet?.

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Posted 15 June 2009 - 09:44 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... mobiles_UK?
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That brings back memories of our 1500HL. If anyone here buys it I've got a couple of Honeysuckle spray cans :D

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GR8 4 EJUCATIN AUTOSHITE DANCING GIRLS

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Posted 15 June 2009 - 10:24 PM

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I BOUGHT THIS CAR TO DO UP FOR MY DAUGHTER WHO HAD JUST TURNED 17, SHE DIDNT LIKE THE CAR

Sorry, but I don't think ANY 17 year old lass would be grateful if their folks bought them a shit brown allegro with no engine. What did they expect to happen?
Agreed.
Usually I would be saying 'ungrateful little shit' and suchlike, but I genuinely don't see how her poor old pa thought she would like it - I'm sure he meant well though!
Well...about 5 years ago I aquired my step daughter a free Fiesta 1.1 on a D reg, I was told that she would never be seen dead in it............after a weekend in the garage she instantly loved it and was the envy of most of the local petrolheads................but thats just me being me, doing what I do best :P
She'd be the envy of me. I'd go batshit for a girl with an old Fiesta. Not sure about one with a brown Allegro mind.

You're not a true shiter unless you've owned a brown car

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Posted 15 June 2009 - 10:32 PM

I saw a girl no older than me driving around in a Mk2 Orion the other day, it was the cleanest one i had seen for ages! It was even personalized with flower decals, more accustomed to a corsa or a saxo, on the rear three quarter. The rest of it was standard. Even the wheeltrims :lol:
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#12231 OFFLINE   whitevanman

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Posted 16 June 2009 - 06:21 AM

BROWNZ
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I BOUGHT THIS CAR TO DO UP FOR MY DAUGHTER WHO HAD JUST TURNED 17, SHE DIDNT LIKE THE CAR

Sorry, but I don't think ANY 17 year old lass would be grateful if their folks bought them a shit brown allegro with no engine. What did they expect to happen?
Agreed.
Usually I would be saying 'ungrateful little shit' and suchlike, but I genuinely don't see how her poor old pa thought she would like it - I'm sure he meant well though!
Well...about 5 years ago I aquired my step daughter a free Fiesta 1.1 on a D reg, I was told that she would never be seen dead in it............after a weekend in the garage she instantly loved it and was the envy of most of the local petrolheads................but thats just me being me, doing what I do best :P
She'd be the envy of me. I'd go batshit for a girl with an old Fiesta. Not sure about one with a brown Allegro mind.
I'll trade you her if you want..........trouble is she has 2 kids and another on the way :roll: I'll even through in the remaining Fiesta spares :lol: , swap for say........3 curly wurlys?

WTF is 'german look'? Listening to the fuggin skorpions while combing your mullet?.

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Posted 16 June 2009 - 10:53 AM

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I really like these, didn't realise how oddly the boot lid opens, and the fact that despite beinga cabrio, its still essentally a hatchback.

Is it me or does the OSR wheel appear to be at a funny angle though..

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Posted 16 June 2009 - 11:30 AM

YES!!!!!!!!!

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Its even got the chrome 'naked lady' logo on it as favoured by fat truckers across the land. 8) 8)

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Posted 16 June 2009 - 11:33 AM

She'd be the envy of me. I'd go batshit for a girl with an old Fiesta. Not sure about one with a brown Allegro mind.

You'd still bang her I'm sure you FILTHY BEAST :wink:
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Posted 16 June 2009 - 11:33 AM

Arrgh! That could have been a nice car before he got it. WHY do idiots insist on removing AC from cars? Any why did I sell all those 2.8i Granadas years ago. Carb ones blow goats.

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#12238 OFFLINE   garethj

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Posted 16 June 2009 - 11:56 AM

Mmm, handsome

http://i.ebayimg.com/24/!BU,B13gBWk~$(KG...
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They are hideous aren't they? The G26 was much better looking, but the low nose meant you couldn't fit the V6 engine.

If I hadn't bought my knackered old fibreglass car, I'd have happily given a G26 house room

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Posted 16 June 2009 - 12:17 PM

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There was one of those identical to that for sale at Bromley, wonder if it's the same one! I'll be able to check when I get home.
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Posted 16 June 2009 - 07:25 PM

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No word of a lie, I think I knew that car in the late 1980's/early 1990's. I *think* it was owned by the parents of a friend of my brothers at primary school and I was given a lift in it a couple of times.

I mean, how many of those, in brown, with those alloys could there be in the Doncaster area :?
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