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#12211
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Posted 15 June 2009 - 04:29 PM
'A POUND-SHOP JAY LENO'
CHECK OUT MY AWARD-WINNING SHITE-FIXING BLOG HERE
"THE 2.3 POWERTRAIN IS A SILENT IS AS A FISH, AND IT PULLS LIKE A GREAT"
"Full luxury cream leather with walnut fascists"
"Car shows are full of mentals talking tosh"
"I had no doubt it would pass, but unbelievably, to mine and the MoT tester's amazement, it passed"
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#12213
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#12214
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Posted 15 June 2009 - 08:27 PM
These are class. I'd love to poot about in one of these rather than of the horrible modern breed of pointlessly tall small vanshttp://i.ebayimg.com/17/!BT2-L7!Bmk~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ270404386873
Check this out, claarts!
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0435310356
Encouragingly unpleasant.
#12215
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Posted 15 June 2009 - 08:32 PM
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0350804654
RWD GR8 4 DRFTN?
1300cc NOT GR8 4 DRFTN!! LOL
#12216
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Posted 15 June 2009 - 08:41 PM
Judging by the export marker it's already notified for export!The enquiry is complete The vehicle details for BX56 BZT are: Date of Liability 11 08 2008 Date of First Registration 06 02 2007 Year of Manufacture 2007 Cylinder Capacity (cc) 1300CC CO2 Emissions 0g/Km Fuel Type Petrol Export Marker Export Vehicle Status Unlicensed Vehicle Colour RED Vehicle Type Approval null The information contained on this page is correct at the time of enquiry. Vehicle Excise Duty Rate for vehicle 6 Months Rate £68.75 12 Months Rate £125.00
#12217
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Posted 15 June 2009 - 08:44 PM
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0444483986
Maybe this should be in the bargains thread. Nicely un-OSF'd.
#12219
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Posted 15 June 2009 - 08:54 PM
I'd have thought this would have been in Newport.Check this out, claarts!
http://i.ebayimg.com/13/!BUdlPNwCGk~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0435310356
Encouragingly unpleasant.

#12220
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Posted 15 June 2009 - 08:58 PM
Sorry, but I don't think ANY 17 year old lass would be grateful if their folks bought them a shit brown allegro with no engine. What did they expect to happen?I BOUGHT THIS CAR TO DO UP FOR MY DAUGHTER WHO HAD JUST TURNED 17, SHE DIDNT LIKE THE CAR
#12221
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Posted 15 June 2009 - 09:01 PM
Agreed.BROWNZ
http://i.ebayimg.com/15/!BUMIpYQ!mk~$(KG...Sorry, but I don't think ANY 17 year old lass would be grateful if their folks bought them a shit brown allegro with no engine. What did they expect to happen?I BOUGHT THIS CAR TO DO UP FOR MY DAUGHTER WHO HAD JUST TURNED 17, SHE DIDNT LIKE THE CAR
Usually I would be saying 'ungrateful little shit' and suchlike, but I genuinely don't see how her poor old pa thought she would like it - I'm sure he meant well though!
Conrad Knight Socks
#12222
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Posted 15 June 2009 - 09:03 PM
That's just a front to make the seller not look like the typical Mini owner,BROWNZ
http://i.ebayimg.com/15/!BUMIpYQ!mk~$(KG...Sorry, but I don't think ANY 17 year old lass would be grateful if their folks bought them a shit brown allegro with no engine. What did they expect to happen?I BOUGHT THIS CAR TO DO UP FOR MY DAUGHTER WHO HAD JUST TURNED 17, SHE DIDNT LIKE THE CAR
See? The daughter didn't want it anyway, the father really wanted the engine for his Mini but if he'd've bought it just for that then the missus would have had words etc..I TOOK THE ENGINE OUT OF IT FOR A MINI PROJECT.



#12223
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Posted 15 June 2009 - 09:08 PM

Is that off a Maestro, Montego or a Metro?
DUNNO!
#12224
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Posted 15 June 2009 - 09:17 PM
Allegedly Ford of Germany used to do short runs of modified cars - hot cams, bigger carbs and stuff - and sell them on through a few dealers as special editions. To signify that they were something different, they had red backgrounds on the badges. Which a) was cheap and easy to replicate andYeah, I have memories of seeing red ones, never understood why though! What was it all about? I sometimes see Saabs with red badges too, saw a 9-5 with one on the way back from Bromley yesterday - what gives??

#12225
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Posted 15 June 2009 - 09:25 PM
Oh I've got a Ford badge somewhere that is half red half black. Is it worth MEGAR EBAY DOLLAR?Allegedly Ford of Germany used to do short runs of modified cars - hot cams, bigger carbs and stuff - and sell them on through a few dealers as special editions. To signify that they were something different, they had red backgrounds on the badges. Which a) was cheap and easy to replicate andYeah, I have memories of seeing red ones, never understood why though! What was it all about? I sometimes see Saabs with red badges too, saw a 9-5 with one on the way back from Bromley yesterday - what gives??
pissed Ford USA off something chronic, since the blue is 'their' colour.
Conrad Knight Socks
#12226
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Posted 15 June 2009 - 09:30 PM
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... mobiles_UK?
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... mobiles_UK?
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... mobiles_UK?
PLEASE NO MORE BIDS FROM " children "
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... mobiles_UK?
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... mobiles_UK?
#12227
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Posted 15 June 2009 - 09:35 PM
Well...about 5 years ago I aquired my step daughter a free Fiesta 1.1 on a D reg, I was told that she would never be seen dead in it............after a weekend in the garage she instantly loved it and was the envy of most of the local petrolheads................but thats just me being me, doing what I do bestAgreed.BROWNZ
http://i.ebayimg.com/15/!BUMIpYQ!mk~$(KG...Sorry, but I don't think ANY 17 year old lass would be grateful if their folks bought them a shit brown allegro with no engine. What did they expect to happen?I BOUGHT THIS CAR TO DO UP FOR MY DAUGHTER WHO HAD JUST TURNED 17, SHE DIDNT LIKE THE CAR
Usually I would be saying 'ungrateful little shit' and suchlike, but I genuinely don't see how her poor old pa thought she would like it - I'm sure he meant well though!

WTF is 'german look'? Listening to the fuggin skorpions while combing your mullet?.
#12228
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Posted 15 June 2009 - 09:44 PM
That brings back memories of our 1500HL. If anyone here buys it I've got a couple of Honeysuckle spray canshttp://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... mobiles_UK?
http://i.ebayimg.com/24/!BUQiFHQBGk~$(KG...

GR8 4 EJUCATIN AUTOSHITE DANCING GIRLShttp://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... mobiles_UK?
http://i.ebayimg.com/04/!BUT(fE!B2k~$(KG...
#12229
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Posted 15 June 2009 - 10:24 PM
She'd be the envy of me. I'd go batshit for a girl with an old Fiesta. Not sure about one with a brown Allegro mind.Well...about 5 years ago I aquired my step daughter a free Fiesta 1.1 on a D reg, I was told that she would never be seen dead in it............after a weekend in the garage she instantly loved it and was the envy of most of the local petrolheads................but thats just me being me, doing what I do bestAgreed.BROWNZ
http://i.ebayimg.com/15/!BUMIpYQ!mk~$(KG...Sorry, but I don't think ANY 17 year old lass would be grateful if their folks bought them a shit brown allegro with no engine. What did they expect to happen?I BOUGHT THIS CAR TO DO UP FOR MY DAUGHTER WHO HAD JUST TURNED 17, SHE DIDNT LIKE THE CAR
Usually I would be saying 'ungrateful little shit' and suchlike, but I genuinely don't see how her poor old pa thought she would like it - I'm sure he meant well though!
#12230
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Posted 15 June 2009 - 10:32 PM


Is that off a Maestro, Montego or a Metro?
DUNNO!
#12231
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Posted 16 June 2009 - 06:21 AM
I'll trade you her if you want..........trouble is she has 2 kids and another on the wayShe'd be the envy of me. I'd go batshit for a girl with an old Fiesta. Not sure about one with a brown Allegro mind.Well...about 5 years ago I aquired my step daughter a free Fiesta 1.1 on a D reg, I was told that she would never be seen dead in it............after a weekend in the garage she instantly loved it and was the envy of most of the local petrolheads................but thats just me being me, doing what I do bestAgreed.BROWNZ
http://i.ebayimg.com/15/!BUMIpYQ!mk~$(KG...Sorry, but I don't think ANY 17 year old lass would be grateful if their folks bought them a shit brown allegro with no engine. What did they expect to happen?I BOUGHT THIS CAR TO DO UP FOR MY DAUGHTER WHO HAD JUST TURNED 17, SHE DIDNT LIKE THE CAR
Usually I would be saying 'ungrateful little shit' and suchlike, but I genuinely don't see how her poor old pa thought she would like it - I'm sure he meant well though!


WTF is 'german look'? Listening to the fuggin skorpions while combing your mullet?.
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Posted 16 June 2009 - 08:50 AM
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#12234
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Posted 16 June 2009 - 10:53 AM
I really like these, didn't realise how oddly the boot lid opens, and the fact that despite beinga cabrio, its still essentally a hatchback.
Is it me or does the OSR wheel appear to be at a funny angle though..
#12235
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Posted 16 June 2009 - 11:30 AM
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...em=170345075718
Its even got the chrome 'naked lady' logo on it as favoured by fat truckers across the land.


'A POUND-SHOP JAY LENO'
CHECK OUT MY AWARD-WINNING SHITE-FIXING BLOG HERE
"THE 2.3 POWERTRAIN IS A SILENT IS AS A FISH, AND IT PULLS LIKE A GREAT"
"Full luxury cream leather with walnut fascists"
"Car shows are full of mentals talking tosh"
"I had no doubt it would pass, but unbelievably, to mine and the MoT tester's amazement, it passed"
#12236
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Posted 16 June 2009 - 11:33 AM
You'd still bang her I'm sure you FILTHY BEASTShe'd be the envy of me. I'd go batshit for a girl with an old Fiesta. Not sure about one with a brown Allegro mind.

#12237
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Posted 16 June 2009 - 11:33 AM
Never knowingly inoffensive.
#12238
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Posted 16 June 2009 - 11:56 AM
They are hideous aren't they? The G26 was much better looking, but the low nose meant you couldn't fit the V6 engine.Mmm, handsome
http://i.ebayimg.com/24/!BU,B13gBWk~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ200352810444
If I hadn't bought my knackered old fibreglass car, I'd have happily given a G26 house room
#12239
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Posted 16 June 2009 - 12:17 PM
There was one of those identical to that for sale at Bromley, wonder if it's the same one! I'll be able to check when I get home.
#12240
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Posted 16 June 2009 - 07:25 PM
No word of a lie, I think I knew that car in the late 1980's/early 1990's. I *think* it was owned by the parents of a friend of my brothers at primary school and I was given a lift in it a couple of times.
I mean, how many of those, in brown, with those alloys could there be in the Doncaster area

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