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#12151 OFFLINE   AXrescuer

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Posted 14 June 2009 - 12:00 AM

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... mobiles_UK?
:lol::lol::lol::lol:
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"It has the looks of the classic Mark 2 Jaguar better remembered from the TV serious Inspector Morse."

What a dipshit.

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#12152 OFFLINE   CortinaDave

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Posted 14 June 2009 - 12:42 AM

If you're after that ultimate shite look.. and the thrill of the daily threat of unexpected blowouts..these are the tyres for you.

As new Stomils!!!!

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#12153 OFFLINE   Pete-M

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Posted 14 June 2009 - 01:59 AM

That cab is fantastic!!

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#12154 OFFLINE   Father Ted

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Posted 14 June 2009 - 06:07 AM

I have a Stomil on the Micra, along with some other chinese crap - are they not any good then? Might account for its wandery behaviour - I just thought the shockers were goosed.... :?EDIT:- No, its a Stunner tyre, not Stomil - just looked.
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#12155 OFFLINE   CortinaDave

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Posted 14 June 2009 - 06:18 AM

They are without doubt the grimmest tyres I've ever known.. have a look at this thread from a while back.. http://autoshite.com... ... l&start=30

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#12156 ONLINE   Richard

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Posted 14 June 2009 - 07:08 AM

They can't possibly be worse than Hankook, Federal or Vredstein T-Tracs.

#12157 ONLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 14 June 2009 - 08:30 AM

Check this golf out, apparently its a EUROLOOK/GERMAN LOOK unfinished project:

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For '09 germans are obviously getting into making ther cars look like theyve had a half-arsed unpainted accident repair :roll:

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#12158 ONLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 14 June 2009 - 08:34 AM

I love these but man, can they rust. This one needs the floors/sills welding.

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#12159 OFFLINE   autohausdolby

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Posted 14 June 2009 - 08:57 AM

GR8 4 VILLA LEFTHANDDRIVER NOT FORD MUSTANG:

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0336119566

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250 sheet BIN, looks like a honey
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Posted 14 June 2009 - 09:00 AM

I have some experience of those Carltons. They're like CXs and BXs, rust at the bottom of the back door usually means the entire back of the car is fucked. It'll still pass a test with some pigeon shit patches mind :)
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Posted 14 June 2009 - 09:11 AM

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This looks a bit gash

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IVE LEFT THE EXTERIOR AS I BORT IT

I hope it's saved from the inevitable

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Camp in style

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Reinstate the suspension, steel wheels and rip the vinyl shite off
It has a towbar and an automatic gearbox FFS!

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I always thought these looked very ungainly with their slabby sides, long tail and sofa castor wheels

#12162 ONLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 14 June 2009 - 09:58 AM

Look out, the CRUISING WAGON is back, and this time its got no reserve!!!!


http://i.ebayimg.com/19/!BT3(+(!B2k~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ250439156412

Yay!!

I am going into a full on bidding frenzy for that, i missed the end of the auction last time and the seller didnt get back to me with my cash offer!

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Did you get this Mike? £402 seems not a lot for such an amusing vehicle.

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#12163 OFFLINE   Mike D

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Posted 14 June 2009 - 10:53 AM

Look out, the CRUISING WAGON is back, and this time its got no reserve!!!!


http://i.ebayimg.com/19/!BT3(+(!B2k~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ250439156412

Yay!!

I am going into a full on bidding frenzy for that, i missed the end of the auction last time and the seller didnt get back to me with my cash offer!

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Did you get this Mike? £402 seems not a lot for such an amusing vehicle.
No, I failed miserably! 400 is a decent price, but when i factored in my trucks miserable 20mpg towing thirst and actually getting to pick it up it exceeded my tat limit for it.

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Posted 14 June 2009 - 02:51 PM

Early, low mileage...

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Bid up to £715!!! :shock:

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#12165 ONLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 14 June 2009 - 02:51 PM

Hey this is the bogs dollocks, only €400 ONO, one owner from new!

The engine is seized like but I bet you could fix it without too much grief. Clutch down, get it on the A-frame behind something heavy like a Pajero, tow it up to 70 mph then dump the clutch and see if it pops free! :lol: If it doesnt, and you are still alive and not in a persistent vegetative state, just lob in a 1294 from a Pug 309 and you'll be in business.

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Its on VWP's manor too.

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#12166 ONLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 14 June 2009 - 03:10 PM

OK THEN IF YOU INSIST

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#12167 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 14 June 2009 - 03:25 PM

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LOL

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Posted 14 June 2009 - 03:33 PM

when its real hot we go down to the river and swim
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red ford badges! Remember when that was all the rage (about 15 years ago)

and when we go fishing we're catching the bream
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and when the river's high, we jump off the bridge
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and when we get home, we play some didge
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AND WAS COMPLETE

Yeah your dad's done some great work there, nice one. TWATS

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Posted 14 June 2009 - 05:07 PM

OH NOES!
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This aircraft carrier is well close to me. And It's getting on for pay-day. Ack.

#12170 OFFLINE   Mash

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Posted 14 June 2009 - 05:08 PM

Don't think this pic was with the Acclaim ad before. Blimey that's clean :shock:

Certainly never seen a winter:

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I dont no wot there worth tbh mate only wont it for pre 68 obvserly lol hav u got any pics plz mate

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Posted 14 June 2009 - 05:17 PM

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this seller is clearly too think to even spell his desired username correctly.
However there is something about a shitty horrible Capri that really appeals to me.

#12172 OFFLINE   brammy777

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Posted 14 June 2009 - 05:44 PM

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A montego limo? Thats a new one on me.....
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Is that off a Maestro, Montego or a Metro?
DUNNO!

#12173 OFFLINE   155V6

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Posted 14 June 2009 - 06:03 PM

They made some Hearses as well :shock:

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Posted 14 June 2009 - 06:12 PM

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i see your 9500 mile metro and raise you this 5400 mile skoda :lol:
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Is that off a Maestro, Montego or a Metro?
DUNNO!

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Posted 14 June 2009 - 06:12 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/24/!BUVbuiw!mk~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0213374381
this seller is clearly too think to even spell his desired username correctly.
However there is something about a shitty horrible Capri that really appeals to me.

I agree. Maybe cos they remind me a bit of:
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I IZ DA ROWD WARRRIORR

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#12176 ONLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 14 June 2009 - 06:15 PM

Dear god, what a 'fuckwit transportation module'

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#12177 OFFLINE   IanF

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Posted 14 June 2009 - 06:16 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/24/!BUVbuiw!mk~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0213374381
this seller is clearly too think to even spell his desired username correctly.
However there is something about a shitty horrible Capri that really appeals to me.

I suspect the passenger side is a bit dodge mind judging by this photo

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#12178 OFFLINE   brammy777

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Posted 14 June 2009 - 06:17 PM

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In contrast with the orange horror above :D
Seems a good price too, you also get another engine with it!
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Is that off a Maestro, Montego or a Metro?
DUNNO!

#12179 OFFLINE   Conrad D. Conelrad

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Posted 14 June 2009 - 06:18 PM

red ford badges! Remember when that was all the rage (about 15 years ago)

I haven't seen one on a car for years... can you not sand the blue off modern ones then? I did mine black for some reason.

#12180 ONLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 14 June 2009 - 06:19 PM

look out pog!

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I'll send you a book about welding if you want:

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