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#12091 OFFLINE   MrRegieRitmo

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Posted 12 June 2009 - 08:01 PM

Re the Audi Koop...

THIS CLASSIC... CAN ONLY BE TRAILERED AWAY ON FLAT-BED TRAILER

Bollocks! Bring a big dustpan, a yardbrush and some bin bags. A far more efficient method of collection

Could you still claim your 2 grand discount that way? :D

#12092 OFFLINE   MrRegieRitmo

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Posted 12 June 2009 - 08:04 PM

Also very tasty, do like these early 80s Audis! (can you tell??)

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#12093 OFFLINE   MrRegieRitmo

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Posted 12 June 2009 - 08:08 PM

Oh yeah! So simple when you know, huh? :lol:
Cheers

Sorry Regie I thought you knew but were being lazy :lol:

Bit a both :P

To be fair though, without knowing the quicker way, what I thought I had to do was a bit of a pain! At least my photobucket account won't fill up quite so quick now! :wink:

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Posted 12 June 2009 - 08:40 PM

one advantage reg, at least your posts will still have their pics in long after ours have alll evaporated!

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Posted 12 June 2009 - 08:53 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... mobiles_UK?

trade it in for a new Fiat 500 under this £2000 scrappage deal

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you could scrap in in a year's time for £1000 against a new car if the government scrappage scheme is still going

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Mini lover needed to save this car from the Government Scrappage Incentive

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I TOOK THE ENGINE OUT OF IT FOR A MINI PROJECT.

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Posted 12 June 2009 - 08:59 PM

Steer well clear of that avenger. The seller needs sectioning under the mental health act. Total nutjob and a very very nasty individual.

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Posted 12 June 2009 - 09:02 PM

Tell us more, Pog!
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Posted 12 June 2009 - 09:04 PM

Not sure I want to go into details. A very upsetting experience. I am utterly amazed that he is still allowed on ebay - or even loose in the community for that matter.

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Posted 12 June 2009 - 09:05 PM

Tell us more, Pog!

Yeah, Can't keep us hanging like that, Sounds like you know something juicey!

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Posted 12 June 2009 - 09:19 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/06/!BR5fGLgBWk~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0326599430

Been on 3 times now-fetched over £700 before :?

#12101 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 12 June 2009 - 09:22 PM

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Looks a bit of a honey.

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#12102 OFFLINE   MrRegieRitmo

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Posted 12 June 2009 - 09:26 PM

http://i.ebayimg.com/15/!BT6oeJQ!Wk~$(KG...
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Looks a bit of a honey.

Confused - the reserve is apparently £450.....but so's the starting bid, which means the reserve must be more, no?! :?

#12103 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 12 June 2009 - 09:28 PM

:roll: no, it means thats the least he'll take for it, which he has ensured by setting that as the opening bid. Come on reg!

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Posted 12 June 2009 - 09:29 PM

No, just a thick seller who has wasted £3 on reserve price that's the same as the start bid. I bet those FWD carina's are really adequate. If you had to go a long way not particularly fast or with too much regard for economy, I bet one would be boss. Well comfy.

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Posted 12 June 2009 - 09:34 PM

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Dear god, what a hideous shite box clearly designed to appeal to morons. Vauxhall chevette front suspension on these Fieros, i didnt know that till recently.

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#12106 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 12 June 2009 - 09:38 PM

IF U SMELL GAS RING US IMMEDIATELY! POGWZLS GAS APPLIANCE REPAIR SERVICE

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CORGI toys REGISTERED

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#12107 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 12 June 2009 - 09:42 PM

Hey this looks pretty decent, I would have to raise the suspension a bit though.

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late model 2.0 GTi engine in so should be pretty quick and not run like a bag of shite.

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Posted 12 June 2009 - 09:46 PM

That Jetta is NICE. Tyres look a bit stoopid though, needs an extra few %Or just flog those ATS jobs to some scene kids for much cash and bolt on some lovely gloss-black steel wheels.

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Posted 12 June 2009 - 09:51 PM

seller seems to think he's got a bit of a rarity here.

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SUPER RARE

ONLY 2 LEFT IN THE WORLD

so rare that no one has never seen one before

please have a read of the article RARE SURVIVOR - Pages 54 to 59. After you have read the article you will soon realise how rare this Mini is

it’s a piece of BRITISH history that’s up for sale and a very Rare one at that

Oh aye its a rare one then is it.

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Looks like a fairly average rotten old mini to me. At least it hasnt been given the 'cooper look' and had an MG metro engine fitted yet tho.

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Posted 12 June 2009 - 09:54 PM

Dangly mirrors: CHECK
No wheeltrims: CHECK
Miserable interior: CHECK
2304 Indenor DIESEL ENGINE: MUTHA FUGGIN CHECK!!

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HOLY SHIT, WHAT A SPEC!!!!!!!!

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Posted 12 June 2009 - 09:57 PM

FARK ME, that Sierra has Serck plates too. And a towbar.
DELICIOUS.

Have a giffer > allotment interfacing tripod.

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Posted 12 June 2009 - 09:59 PM

Dangly mirrors: CHECK
No wheeltrims: CHECK
Miserable interior: CHECK
2304 Indenor DIESEL ENGINE: MUTHA FUGGIN CHECK!!

http://i.ebayimg.com/24/!BUNrLi!!Wk~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ170343542658

HOLY SHIT, WHAT A SPEC!!!!!!!!

Serck plates: CHECK :wink:

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Posted 12 June 2009 - 10:04 PM

This has been on a few months previously, the guy was raving on about how the metal work was 100% mint and wanted a four figure-sum then (even though it had been off the road for a few years and had not tax or MOT).

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*YOU MUST COLLECT AND PAY BEFORE SUNDAY NIGHT COMING*

Oh aye, whens that then, seeing as your auction finishes on the sunday night.

No MOT / Tax

Trumpets have rust holes

NOT Tax exempt

Rust hole in rear corner floor driver's side

Subframes MAY be on the turn

Pinholes in driver's sill - stopped with waxoyl though

sounds class that.

Genuine buyers only ALSO if I get the money from completion tomorrow (Friday) or any other time therafter I will not sell this car - although I will honour any verbal deal I make...or this Buy It Now if you intend to see it through....ie you are 100% and seem genuine.

eh? Come on sort it out dithering twat.

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Posted 12 June 2009 - 10:04 PM

seller seems to think he's got a bit of a rarity here.

http://i18.ebayimg.com/05/i/001/45/8f/e1...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ170343545420

To be fair he has actually got a rare variant of the Mini, as these were the first limited edition version. Problem is:

a) It's a rusty old nail

B) As limited edition specs go, it was a bit shit

Blue Sierra more than makes up for it 8) Are people actually still falling over themselves for these as Cosworth donors?
I dont no wot there worth tbh mate only wont it for pre 68 obvserly lol hav u got any pics plz mate

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Posted 12 June 2009 - 10:07 PM

opener on this is £1500:

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Or if you hit the BIN button at £2000, you get a full respray included! Some paint job thats gonna be for £500!

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#12116 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 12 June 2009 - 10:12 PM

WHAT!!!!

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Posted 12 June 2009 - 10:30 PM

seller seems to think he's got a bit of a rarity here.

http://i18.ebayimg.com/05/i/001/45/8f/e1...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ170343545420

To be fair he has actually got a rare variant of the Mini, as these were the first limited edition version. Problem is:

a) It's a rusty old nail

B) As limited edition specs go, it was a bit shit
What's different about it then? That it's upside down??

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Posted 12 June 2009 - 10:32 PM

WHAT!!!!

http://i.ebayimg.com/12/!BTW)p2Q!Wk~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ220432720663

Wow bargain! I was expecting it to be like £20k or something! :shock:

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Posted 12 June 2009 - 11:00 PM

What's different about it then? That it's upside down??

Wow...my ex girlfriend had one of those back in 89ish... main 'limited edition' thing being the mgb style orange cloth seats.

I did the usual mods on it back then but it's long gone now, was a nice example too.

I've got a pic of it somewhere I will try and dig out..

*edit* Here it is:

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The enquiry is complete

The vehicle details for OGK 629P are:

Date of Liability 01 09 1991
Date of First Registration 08 03 1976
Year of Manufacture 1976
Cylinder Capacity (cc) 998CC
CO2 Emissions Not Available
Fuel Type Petrol
Export Marker Not Applicable
Vehicle Status Unlicensed
Vehicle Colour GREEN
Vehicle Type Approval null
RIP Julie & Maisie

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Posted 13 June 2009 - 09:56 AM

This is only £60 with a few hours left. I bet these are a fun little vehicle, and this one looks pretty smart if you can see past the moss.

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If you would like a picture of the van clean please send me your email address as i have washed it!

Why not wash it before putting it on eBay? Then you could offer to send pics of it covered in moss to any interested parties. :roll:

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