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Started by GrumpyCat , Feb 21 2007 08:39 PM

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Posted 11 June 2009 - 08:25 AM

http://www.barons-auctions.com/details.php?lotpath=lots/notapply.htm

http://www.barons-auctions.com/cars/vw-c...
This meticulously built model has to be unique.

Estimate Ã‚Â£2750-3750

"Model Camper Van (1/2 Scale)"

Look on the bright side, you'd only be half as much of a nobber for owning it.

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#12032 OFFLINE Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 11 June 2009 - 10:40 AM

Rang up about this p100 yesterday, the seller is some old geezer who refers to the truck as a 'he'! 'What are you going to do with him, he's a good old truck' etc. I am quite looking forward to scooping it up I must say.Plan is just to use it during a load of work on the Bo11ox tat musem later on in the year, also might try a bit of low speed A-framing with it of course. then probably punt it on unless I get very attached to it, which I might.

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#12033 OFFLINE FredTransit

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Posted 11 June 2009 - 11:09 AM

Referring to a truck as he? how silly! We all know they are all girls....

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#12034 OFFLINE Father Ted

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Posted 11 June 2009 - 11:16 AM

Whats the plan with the Boll museum of tat? Planning on opening up soon with exhibits hidden behind a velvet rope, ice creams for a fiver and "no flash photography" signs?

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#12035 OFFLINE nigel bickle

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Posted 11 June 2009 - 11:24 AM

Hey Michiel-hows Florrie?125p was 'agreed' a year ago-circumstancesjust stopped me getting there.Kindly seller-on here-waited for me. How nice is that?Car is exactly as described- and will be road legal shortly- when I will endeavour to hoon around with my elbow out the window, and dogs in the back. Spiffing!

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#12036 ONLINE michiel

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Posted 11 June 2009 - 11:29 AM

Spiffing indeed! Florrie's (I hope, haven't seen her/him in weeks) fine, 'new' wings should get picked up tomorrow, hope to put them on sometime next week and then to the garage for some legalizin' action. Two weeks off to, beginning tomorrow! Progress will be reported in the Florian thread.

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#12037 OFFLINE Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 11 June 2009 - 11:35 AM

Jesus look at this, what a honey!

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http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ290323429456

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#12038 OFFLINE andrew e

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Posted 11 June 2009 - 11:40 AM

Very special, first of the injected pintos. Why doesn't he scrappage it though :lol:

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Posted 11 June 2009 - 11:41 AM

That Sierra S is lovely!My uncle used to have one of those on "tick" in the mid/late 80s, however he failed to keep up the repayments, so it was seized from him. Better luck next time.

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#12040 ONLINE colc

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Posted 11 June 2009 - 11:49 AM

Very special, first of the injected pintos. Why doesn't he scrappage it though

No MOT/Tax?

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#12041 OFFLINE Volksy

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Posted 11 June 2009 - 11:51 AM

Very special, first of the injected pintos. Why doesn't he scrappage it though

Thankfully it doesn't seem to have an MOT Sure i've got a Ford 'Cars' Brochure with one of these on the front.

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#12042 OFFLINE andrew e

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Posted 11 June 2009 - 11:54 AM

[CAPS LOK EBAY MORON MODE] Because ebay you don't need one :lol:

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#12043 OFFLINE M'coli

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Posted 11 June 2009 - 11:56 AM

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...ST ... rms=65:7
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#12044 ONLINE CortinaDave

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Posted 11 June 2009 - 01:20 PM

Bloody lovely that Sierra S.. looks like he wants monster money for it though from what he says in the ad.

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#12045 OFFLINE brammy777

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Posted 11 June 2009 - 01:43 PM

Could be of interest for someone on here, not in the best of conditions, but a runner (apparently) 99p start, no reserve, apparently if you win it your allowed as many as spares that the seller has as you want, and its an A reg!

Is that off a Maestro, Montego or a Metro?
DUNNO!

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#12046 OFFLINE Torsten2001

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Posted 11 June 2009 - 01:56 PM

If only that was in Ottershaw, alas it's in Cornwall and I can't be arsed!

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#12047 OFFLINE trigger

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Posted 11 June 2009 - 02:56 PM

2700 Mile Talbot Sunbeam GL Auto, Proper granny spec!
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#12048 OFFLINE M'coli

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Posted 11 June 2009 - 03:16 PM

2700 Mile Talbot Sunbeam GL Auto, Proper granny spec!
http://i.ebayimg.com/12/!BUH+gKw!2k~$(KG...

Expect this to be rallied within the year.

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Posted 11 June 2009 - 03:32 PM

I really hope not, seeing as there are people out there who are (bravely) prepared to preserve an old base spec RWD Escort because they like it just the way it is. And then brick themselves when taking it anywhere in case it gets pikeyed when their back is turned for 2mins.

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#12050 OFFLINE trigger

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Posted 11 June 2009 - 03:32 PM

The Ebay trader Tyre-Sure, The one that sell's 'Life on Mars type of cars' :roll:

is closing down and he has posted a video on youtube showing what he is selling.

Some proper stuff on there like a Peugeot 305 Diesel, Renault 9 Broadway and a few Cortinas.

The Ebay Advert
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#12051 OFFLINE Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 11 June 2009 - 03:42 PM

That guy 'closes down' every few weeks! What his game is i dont know. I guarantee he'll be back within a month. Good yard full of shite though.

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Posted 11 June 2009 - 04:54 PM

He's back with another Triumph!
http://i.ebayimg.com/12/!BTrNfJQBmk~$(KG...

Mk1 Estate, It's stunning, wonder how much this one makes?

Well that made Ã‚Â£2000 which doesn't sound to bad considering it's the Doctor.

Although he's made a nice Ã‚Â£1500ish profered from it...

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#12053 OFFLINE trigger

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Posted 11 June 2009 - 06:10 PM

Just found this on the Argentinian ebay

Shit Citroen Ami 8 pick up
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First time I've looked on their ebay site but there is some real gold on there!

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#12054 OFFLINE pompei

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Posted 11 June 2009 - 07:25 PM

One for Mr_B

http://cgi.ebay.co.u...D_ ... 7C294:50

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#12055 OFFLINE carlo

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Posted 11 June 2009 - 07:27 PM

Would really like this: http://cgi.ebay.co.u...-S ... 7C294:50 What a sensible ad, too.

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Posted 11 June 2009 - 08:02 PM

2700 Mile Talbot Sunbeam GL Auto, Proper granny spec!
http://i.ebayimg.com/12/!BUH+gKw!2k~$(KG...
Expect this to be rallied within the year.

Call us all old cynics but I have to agree. Either that or have its guts ripped out to become a Lotus donor shell. My heart sinks every time I see base spec cars that had successful motorsport careers in tip top condition because the chances of it never seeing light of day again in this form are usually pretty high. Motorsport bods seem to be prepared to lash out a lot more cash than you or I would for cars like this.