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#11971 Guest_Kyle_*

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Posted 08 June 2009 - 09:02 PM

Ex-doctor stock!

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http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ260424562548

Perplexing that the seller isnt using the doctors photos though, and what they felt the need to change the plates to silver-on-black for I dont know. :roll:
Seems to be using the same text though. So, how many owners has this "Effectively one owner" car actually had?
Oh, I love the "period Radiomobile" radio :roll:

#11972 OFFLINE   trigger

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Posted 09 June 2009 - 06:27 AM

2 Door Avenger 1.3 in brown, can it get any better?
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Yes it can, It's got matching vinyl seats!

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#11973 OFFLINE   michiel

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Posted 09 June 2009 - 08:19 AM

Not eBay, but here's a Triumph that was dragged to Belgium behind the ferry...

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Posted 09 June 2009 - 08:47 AM

^^^^^looks like a rusty shiteheap under all the slime and peeling paint :(

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Posted 09 June 2009 - 09:10 AM

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Posted 09 June 2009 - 09:59 AM

Matt black rattle cans ready....
http://i.ebayimg.com/17/!BT2JlcwBWk~$(KG...
Lets be honest, thats what'll happen....

Yeah it will too. Should be a fucking law against feral numbskulls committing such acts of vandalism. :evil:
It's a Mk3 Polo not a Rolls Royce Silver Shadow ffs :roll:
:lol:
We were all young once, and some of us never grew up at all! I recall booting around in a matt black Fiat Panda without a clue as to how much of a prat I must have looked!
I agree, dont have a cow man! Its only a shit old Polo.
Couldn't give a shit what it is. It's still fucking insane to ruin a perfectly good car by covering it in a shit layer of matt/satin black paint. It's not cool it just illustrates the actions of someone with a particularly vacuous cranium.
Is it really worth getting that worked up over though? :roll:
Is this the biggest quote after quote so far? Starting to look like a spiders web... Oh yeah I agree about old classic getting matt balck treatment but not a Polo, Chill!
I was debating with myself rattle can matt black-ing the bonnet of the Micra... Perhaps not then....

I matt blacked my 740 estate.............

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#11977 OFFLINE   outlaw118

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Posted 09 June 2009 - 10:09 AM

RE: ^^^^^ and ongoing arguements....CALM DOWN EVERYONE!!!I never said the matt black rattlecan was a good or bad idea, I just mentioned it on the ebay listing for a snigger, I didn't expect WW3!! I know some people would rather set fire to their own genitalia than see this done, some, like me, just think "whatever" (when it's done to something "common") and some like it.At the end of the day, it's a slightly tatty looking Polo, my personal view is that if I were buying it as a daily, it would be kept "as is" and then run until it dies; probably becoming "ratlook" in the process. Rattlecan respray, etc or going the other way and doing a detailing job on it, polishing everything that does or doesn't move; either are a waste of time as far as |I'm concerened, but each to their own.Whatever.can i take my crash helmet off now? :shock:

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Posted 09 June 2009 - 10:17 AM

Does anyone have 11000 euro for me, I swear you'll get it back someday:

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Posted 09 June 2009 - 10:20 AM

Check out da hardtop!

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6000 euro...

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Posted 09 June 2009 - 10:29 AM

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I am loving the headlining, but just couldn't sleep in there cos of the noise of the curtains....
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Posted 09 June 2009 - 11:42 AM

can i take my crash helmet off now? :shock:

Heh, there's a matt black VW Toerag V10 around here. Looks quite good in an artillary kind of way. :)

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Posted 09 June 2009 - 01:36 PM

Pretty cool looking Hyundai Pony Pick Up
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Posted 09 June 2009 - 02:01 PM

I love how it is just advertised as "OLD SKOOL HOTROD".

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Yeah it's just like one.

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Posted 09 June 2009 - 02:53 PM

Looks pretty cool from the outside though. That particular one was for sale for YONKS by some so-called mini specialist in Ely who was highly skilled in the arts of writing UTTER BULLSHIT in his ads and having the same cars go though ebay over and over again, 'selling' every time. I think it was a pretty original minty one whan they had it, but the engine was tired.

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Posted 09 June 2009 - 04:14 PM

26k 1986 Rover 213S in Beige, Would look GR8 with Tartan blanket
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Posted 09 June 2009 - 04:21 PM

Matt black rattle cans ready....
http://i.ebayimg.com/17/!BT2JlcwBWk~$(KG...
Lets be honest, thats what'll happen....

Yeah it will too. Should be a fucking law against feral numbskulls committing such acts of vandalism. :evil:
It's a Mk3 Polo not a Rolls Royce Silver Shadow ffs :roll:
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We were all young once, and some of us never grew up at all! I recall booting around in a matt black Fiat Panda without a clue as to how much of a prat I must have looked!
I agree, dont have a cow man! Its only a shit old Polo.
Couldn't give a shit what it is. It's still fucking insane to ruin a perfectly good car by covering it in a shit layer of matt/satin black paint. It's not cool it just illustrates the actions of someone with a particularly vacuous cranium.
Is it really worth getting that worked up over though? :roll:
Is this the biggest quote after quote so far? Starting to look like a spiders web... Oh yeah I agree about old classic getting matt balck treatment but not a Polo, Chill!
I was debating with myself rattle can matt black-ing the bonnet of the Micra... Perhaps not then....

I matt blacked my 740 estate.............
Nothing to add really.

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Posted 09 June 2009 - 04:25 PM

FAIL
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Posted 09 June 2009 - 04:26 PM

[quote name="Richard"][quote name="Negative Creep"][quote name="Father Ted"][quote name="155V6"][quote name="trigger"][quote name="wuvvum"][quote name="AXrescuer"][quote name="Mr_Bo11ox"][quote name="pandamonium"][quote name="AXrescuer"][quote name="outlaw118"]Matt black rattle cans ready....
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Lets be honest, thats what'll happen....[/quote]

Yeah it will too. Should be a fucking law against feral numbskulls committing such acts of vandalism. :evil:[/quote]
It's a Mk3 Polo not a Rolls Royce Silver Shadow ffs :roll:
:lol:
We were all young once, and some of us never grew up at all! I recall booting around in a matt black Fiat Panda without a clue as to how much of a prat I must have looked![/quote]

I agree, dont have a cow man! Its only a shit old Polo.[/quote]

Couldn't give a shit what it is. It's still fucking insane to ruin a perfectly good car by covering it in a shit layer of matt/satin black paint. It's not cool it just illustrates the actions of someone with a particularly vacuous cranium.[/quote]

Is it really worth getting that worked up over though? :roll:[/quote]

Is this the biggest quote after quote so far? Starting to look like a spiders web... Oh yeah I agree about old classic getting matt balck treatment but not a Polo, Chill![/quote][/quote]

I was debating with myself rattle can matt black-ing the bonnet of the Micra... Perhaps not then....[/quote]


I matt blacked my 740 estate.............[/quote]

Nothing to add really.[/quote]

Stop wasting all this fucking cyberspace!

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Posted 09 June 2009 - 05:09 PM

Hey this looks nice:

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only 20,000 miles on the clock too. But:

no engine fitted, £625

I hope these isnt a fucking minor somewhere with this cars engine in it :roll:

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Posted 09 June 2009 - 05:52 PM

[quote name="Richard"][quote name="Negative Creep"][quote name="Father Ted"][quote name="155V6"][quote name="trigger"][quote name="wuvvum"][quote name="AXrescuer"][quote name="Mr_Bo11ox"][quote name="pandamonium"][quote name="AXrescuer"][quote name="outlaw118"]Matt black rattle cans ready....
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Lets be honest, thats what'll happen....[/quote]

Yeah it will too. Should be a fucking law against feral numbskulls committing such acts of vandalism. :evil:[/quote]
It's a Mk3 Polo not a Rolls Royce Silver Shadow ffs :roll:
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We were all young once, and some of us never grew up at all! I recall booting around in a matt black Fiat Panda without a clue as to how much of a prat I must have looked![/quote]

I agree, dont have a cow man! Its only a shit old Polo.[/quote]

Couldn't give a shit what it is. It's still fucking insane to ruin a perfectly good car by covering it in a shit layer of matt/satin black paint. It's not cool it just illustrates the actions of someone with a particularly vacuous cranium.[/quote]

Is it really worth getting that worked up over though? :roll:[/quote]

Is this the biggest quote after quote so far? Starting to look like a spiders web... Oh yeah I agree about old classic getting matt balck treatment but not a Polo, Chill![/quote][/quote]

I was debating with myself rattle can matt black-ing the bonnet of the Micra... Perhaps not then....[/quote]


I matt blacked my 740 estate.............[/quote]

Nothing to add really.[/quote]

Its an old polo-theres no shortage yet is there?

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Posted 09 June 2009 - 06:12 PM

I hope these isnt a fucking minor somewhere with this cars engine in it :roll:

Probably a Mini, surely? That's what happened to my Metro when I sold it on ebay, and why I refused to put my mum's Metro on there.

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Posted 09 June 2009 - 06:18 PM

Marina engine wouldn't easily fit in a Mini.

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Posted 09 June 2009 - 06:21 PM

Ah, OK I geddit :roll: Sorry, I'm slow today.

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Posted 09 June 2009 - 06:28 PM

At least they haven't robbed the front hubs for a disc conversion.Gives the opportunity to slot something different under the bonnet anyway. Something mucho powerful but leave it boggo looking and have fun winding BMWs up (until you get to a bend...)

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Posted 09 June 2009 - 06:45 PM

[quote name="rootes_arrow1725"][quote name="Richard"][quote name="Negative Creep"][quote name="Father Ted"][quote name="155V6"][quote name="trigger"][quote name="wuvvum"][quote name="AXrescuer"][quote name="Mr_Bo11ox"][quote name="pandamonium"][quote name="AXrescuer"][quote name="outlaw118"]Matt black rattle cans ready....
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Lets be honest, thats what'll happen....[/quote]

Yeah it will too. Should be a fucking law against feral numbskulls committing such acts of vandalism. :evil:[/quote]
It's a Mk3 Polo not a Rolls Royce Silver Shadow ffs :roll:
:lol:
We were all young once, and some of us never grew up at all! I recall booting around in a matt black Fiat Panda without a clue as to how much of a prat I must have looked![/quote]

I agree, dont have a cow man! Its only a shit old Polo.[/quote]

Couldn't give a shit what it is. It's still fucking insane to ruin a perfectly good car by covering it in a shit layer of matt/satin black paint. It's not cool it just illustrates the actions of someone with a particularly vacuous cranium.[/quote]

Is it really worth getting that worked up over though? :roll:[/quote]

Is this the biggest quote after quote so far? Starting to look like a spiders web... Oh yeah I agree about old classic getting matt balck treatment but not a Polo, Chill![/quote][/quote]

I was debating with myself rattle can matt black-ing the bonnet of the Micra... Perhaps not then....[/quote]


I matt blacked my 740 estate.............[/quote]

Nothing to add really.[/quote]

Its an old polo-theres no shortage yet is there?[/quote]

Looks like it's been lowered, just don't get Polos me

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Posted 09 June 2009 - 06:58 PM

FAIL
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0381812651
http://i.ebayimg.com/13/!BUBm)J!B2k~$(KG...

Then i put a wide arch body kit on it smothed it all im did look mint till i let my mum drive it

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Posted 09 June 2009 - 07:11 PM

[quote name="Torsten1001"][quote name="rootes_arrow1725"][quote name="Richard"][quote name="Negative Creep"][quote name="Father Ted"][quote name="155V6"][quote name="trigger"][quote name="wuvvum"][quote name="AXrescuer"][quote name="Mr_Bo11ox"][quote name="pandamonium"][quote name="AXrescuer"][quote name="outlaw118"]Matt black rattle cans ready....
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Lets be honest, thats what'll happen....[/quote]

Yeah it will too. Should be a fucking law against feral numbskulls committing such acts of vandalism. :evil:[/quote]
It's a Mk3 Polo not a Rolls Royce Silver Shadow ffs :roll:
:lol:
We were all young once, and some of us never grew up at all! I recall booting around in a matt black Fiat Panda without a clue as to how much of a prat I must have looked![/quote]

I agree, dont have a cow man! Its only a shit old Polo.[/quote]

Couldn't give a shit what it is. It's still fucking insane to ruin a perfectly good car by covering it in a shit layer of matt/satin black paint. It's not cool it just illustrates the actions of someone with a particularly vacuous cranium.[/quote]

Is it really worth getting that worked up over though? :roll:[/quote]

Is this the biggest quote after quote so far? Starting to look like a spiders web... Oh yeah I agree about old classic getting matt balck treatment but not a Polo, Chill![/quote][/quote]

I was debating with myself rattle can matt black-ing the bonnet of the Micra... Perhaps not then....[/quote]


I matt blacked my 740 estate.............[/quote]

Nothing to add really.[/quote]

Its an old polo-theres no shortage yet is there?[/quote]

Looks like it's been lowered, just don't get Polos me[/quote]
I once matt-blacked a crash helmet and put Luftwaffe markings on - it seemed pretty cool at the time when I was 18...
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Posted 09 June 2009 - 08:15 PM

That monster quote is starting to look like a corridor in an 80s computer game.


Not ebay, but some optimism from my local shop window:
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Posted 09 June 2009 - 08:39 PM

That monster quote is starting to look like a corridor in an 80s computer game.


Not ebay, but some optimism from my local shop window:
http://www.originaltin.co.uk/z/z/advert....

Best start a new one then!! Should that post have a link or pic in it?
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Posted 09 June 2009 - 09:41 PM

FAIL
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0381812651
http://i.ebayimg.com/13/!BUBm)J!B2k~$(KG...

Then i put a wide arch body kit on it smothed it all im did look mint till i let my mum drive it

Yeah, but its her car dude...
I fail to see why letting his mum drive it resulted in it looking like a complete pile of horse poopy covered in primer.




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