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#11761 OFFLINE   IainL

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Posted 02 June 2009 - 10:37 PM

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I love these. Super sinister.

Its a good job it isnt in the uk though. I can imagine some thug purchasing it for banger racing, quite oblivious to the effects of the onslaught of 4 tons of bulletproof Soviet metal against an MDF-and- fibreglass Granada hearse.

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#11762 OFFLINE   mouseflakes

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Posted 02 June 2009 - 11:02 PM

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/uploads/n...

I am seriously considering putting the Cortina forward for the scrappage scheme

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http://www.carandcla...uk/car/C94313/#
Knob-end. I hope every last vendor that tries this crappy tactic gets not a single sniff.

#11763 OFFLINE   Conrad D. Conelrad

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Posted 02 June 2009 - 11:15 PM

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#11764 OFFLINE   AXrescuer

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Posted 03 June 2009 - 12:11 AM

I'll have a look at that tomorrow, it's less than a mile from where I live!

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#11765 OFFLINE   Conrad D. Conelrad

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Posted 03 June 2009 - 12:25 AM

Knob-end. I hope every last vendor that tries this crappy tactic gets not a single sniff.

Ha. £1k for a fucking Cortina, advertised with decade old photographs, no tax/MOT, and 'needs work'. It's probably a heap.

#11766 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 03 June 2009 - 07:21 AM

he'll have to MOT it if he's gonna 'scrappage' it. From the effort he's put into his ad, I can't see that happening.

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Posted 03 June 2009 - 07:24 AM

He's made the effort to fit Mk5 tail-lights at some stage, not seen that done before.

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#11768 OFFLINE   M'coli

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Posted 03 June 2009 - 07:49 AM

He's made the effort to fit Mk5 tail-lights at some stage, not seen that done before.

It's got a mk5 front end too as the front indicator lenses are visible from the side. Could his year and description be wrong, or are the photos not of the car he's selling?

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Posted 03 June 2009 - 08:00 AM

I think it's definitely a Mk4 - smaller windows and mirror on the door panel - but as you say he's fitted Mk5 front indicators as well; wonder if he's fitted Mk5 front wings or just cut the Mk4 ones to fit the slope of the indicator at the side?Perhaps he should have expended the effort into keeping it roadworthy instead...

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#11770 OFFLINE   FredTransit

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Posted 03 June 2009 - 09:00 AM

I'll have a look at that tomorrow, it's less than a mile from where I live!

It says it's already gone, did you get it?
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Posted 03 June 2009 - 09:25 AM

He's made the effort to fit Mk5 tail-lights at some stage, not seen that done before.

until you posted I hadn't even looked at the advert.............gods what a waste of a mk4 :x

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Posted 03 June 2009 - 10:58 AM

I was unaware of the existence of these things until I decided to see if there was a contrived page 807 link...

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http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0202675310

And they've been on the market for at least six years!! News to me. All the same this one seems cheap unless it used to be covered in reflective markings and has been mercilessly clocked.

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Posted 03 June 2009 - 11:24 AM

I'd love to get one of those 807s, cover it in "VOSA" stickers and park up outside a school on prom night.

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Posted 03 June 2009 - 12:57 PM

I'd love to get one of those 807s, cover it in "VOSA" stickers and park up outside a school on prom night.

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#11775 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 03 June 2009 - 04:56 PM

LOL, look at the state of that front wing!

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http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ140324667835

Cool motor if you like welding though! Go to Turkey and bring a load of panels back for it.

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Posted 03 June 2009 - 05:02 PM

YES PLEASE

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#11777 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 03 June 2009 - 05:04 PM

Ohhh!

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Posted 03 June 2009 - 05:11 PM

Ohhh!

http://i.ebayimg.com/24/!BTnHEWgBGk~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ330335093022

OOO cute!

I HAVE SHOWED PICTURES OF THE WURST AREAS.

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Posted 03 June 2009 - 05:24 PM

No, he means "Wurth" areas. It's where it's been undersealed :P :P
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Posted 03 June 2009 - 05:27 PM

LOL, look at the state of that front wing!

http://i.ebayimg.com/16/!BTn,(kQ!mk~$(KG...

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Cool motor if you like welding though! Go to Turkey and bring a load of panels back for it.

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Posted 03 June 2009 - 05:28 PM

TBH I actually thought he had misspelt worst.... :wink:
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Posted 03 June 2009 - 07:04 PM

YES PLEASE

http://i.ebayimg.com/14/!BTjC+MQ!Wk~$(KG...

TOO BLOODY RIGHT.
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Posted 03 June 2009 - 07:55 PM

He's back with another Triumph!
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Mk1 Estate, It's stunning, wonder how much this one makes?

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Posted 03 June 2009 - 08:27 PM

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... mobiles_UK?

a car to part-x against a new car for this new scrappage scheme.

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http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... mobiles_UK?

Although it would be such a shame to do this, the car, in my name, qualifies for the scrappage scheme. I would be prepared to work with someone who is looking to buy a new car under the scheme to use this Volvo to take up this opportunity and save you up to £2,000 or more, depending on certain manufacturer’s offers.

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http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... mobiles_UK?

I have a selection of cars that qualify for the scrappage scheme that I am prepared to offer for the start price

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Etc etc etc. How many fall for all these without knowing any of the facts?

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Posted 03 June 2009 - 08:32 PM


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aka the PIG
also a p100 dizzler for sale
Fusty Fiesta for sale
V6 P100
Tranny under going surgery....
5 other Cortinas
oh.... and a Sierra Sapphire on its way

^ That's your sig?! It fills my whole bloody screen!

Sorry, wrong thread.
Back on topic.


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http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ170339134970

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New back box and servo, and she's done. Lovely.
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Posted 03 June 2009 - 08:40 PM

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Sorry that's the ugliest thing I have seen in a long time.
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Posted 03 June 2009 - 08:49 PM


http://i.ebayimg.com/10/!BThZHOgB2k~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ110397364986

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Right then.
Words fail me. Towing? Caravan?
It'd be like dragging the remains of the Napoli up Brandscome beach with an Escort Diesel.

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Posted 03 June 2009 - 09:00 PM



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aka the PIG
also a p100 dizzler for sale
Fusty Fiesta for sale
V6 P100
Tranny under going surgery....
5 other Cortinas
oh.... and a Sierra Sapphire on its way

^ That's your sig?! It fills my whole bloody screen!

Sorry, wrong thread.
Back on topic.


http://i.ebayimg.com/09/!BTe,lcwBWk~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ170339134970

http://i.ebayimg.com/03/!BTTCp,!BGk~$(KG...
New back box and servo, and she's done. Lovely.
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ270401072414

http://i.ebayimg.com/10/!BThZHOgB2k~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ110397364986

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Right then.

Sorry................. :oops:

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Posted 03 June 2009 - 09:38 PM

@ WVMan: my eyes, my eyes!



http://i.ebayimg.com/14/!BThYi-Q!mk~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ110397364986

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Right then.
Words fail me. Towing? Caravan?
It'd be like dragging the remains of the Napoli up Brandscome beach with an Escort Diesel.
Having said that, he probably means this kind of idea:
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But don't people ever read their listings, or even the title, before they submit them?

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Posted 03 June 2009 - 09:47 PM



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