IanF Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Alternatively GR8 4 HOME2ROME/STANDLAKE/SLAGTAXIS LTD/GANGBANG DOGGINGI'm more interested in the povvy spec green SD1 behind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r.welfare Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Sod that, what about the pre-HE XJ-S? GR8 4 PRETENDIN TO BE IAN OGILVY (once you've Duluxed it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IanF Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 I love Volvo 164's - I think its the long snout. CLICKY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpyOldMan Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Hey, this is WELL QUAL, it's right out of my dad's book of 'Shit Car Care' Parking dings, rust holes and at least one years worth of grime, classy. Just fill half the interior with fag ash and add a random cardboard box full of unrelated junk to complete the look. One day I will have to capture footage of his moderately disgusting old Peugeot in it's usual shabby state, it's a wonder to behold!That sounds pretty much like my daily, except I don't smoke so I have to settle for junkmail to fill the space that would otherwise be occupied by dog-ends.I think I have to post some pictures up myself, proceed to call it 'very busy person look' and start some sort of a website/club/cult Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AXrescuer Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 The VW Beetle that was on Wheeler Dealers the other night is now for sale on carandclassic.co.uk. Asking for the same price it it sold for as well, Although no mention of it being on the show.That car is worth 4 grand all day long And it only took Edd China an hour to do all the resto work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogweasel Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Bloody hell, this old thing gets about a bit. http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 0334121401 I'll have bid like, as I'd love to have it back. Seems to have a different bodystyle each time it comes on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 Check out this pile of chod, a DACIA DUSTER http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1991-DACIA-DUSTER-GLX-BLUE_W0QQitemZ110394958354 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 nice! http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/VOLVO-144-DL-GREEN_W0QQitemZ260419403486 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Ross Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 Love the Duster. It even has a cardboard box of shit on the seat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocket88 Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 Check out this pile of chod, a DACIA DUSTER http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1991-DACIA-DUSTER-GLX-BLUE_W0QQitemZ110394958354I remember test driving a brand new one of these when they first came out......needless to say it broke down. It was an unremitting pile of depressing awfullness when it was moving, it grinding to a halt was blessed relief. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autohausdolby Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 In communist Romania, didn't you get one of those free for impregnating 50 wimin or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milford Cubicle Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 My aunt had one, it was reliable enough but very badly put together and the body didn't withstand the Scottish winters very well. It was scrapped in the mid-90s, along with most others I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzy Jeff Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 Christ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 Old skool custom Mk2 Cortina V8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 Fiat 131 Super Mirafiori 2000TC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dollywobbler Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 Old skool custom Mk2 Cortina V8 Bluddy 'ell. That really is crying out for body coloured wiper arms and those triple-spoilers on the wipers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 What the hell is going on with the front end on this, It's a 1986 with a later grill plus some kind of cock up under it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pillock Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 I don't know but it reminds me of this emoticon: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogweasel Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1996-FIAT-TEMPRA- ... 0423717029These are incredibly badly proportioned from an aesthetic point of view, which is negated by the usefulness of having a perpendicular hatch. Turdblowa dizzle power plus 'a-frame compliant', not a totally ridiculous proposition at 4 hundred snoots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brammy777 Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 Apparently only 12000 miles, the picture above made me think different until i saw:Shiny.Pricey start mind, and this one apparently was rejected as a first car. ILL HAVE IT PWZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brammy777 Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 straight outta 1992 and into 2009shame he ran out of paint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogweasel Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 Look at this shitty little car!http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1991-SUZUKI-ALTO- ... 0348911018If you have teenage offspring, you could really demoralise and alienate them by buying them this chodbox! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 GR8 4 PISSIN OF UR NEIGHBOURS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitevanman Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/FORD-CORTINA-P100 ... 0346231161 Ignoring the rubbish in the title, is someone after one of these?oh buggggggger I've clicked "watch" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogweasel Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 I suspect the vendor of this item has some form of extreme learning difficulties. http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/car_W0QQitemZ250434401881 incredible! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dollywobbler Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 GR8 4 PISSIN OF UR NEIGHBOURS TWO detroit diesel engines? Crikey. Wish I'd got £25k for the Rover... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 This guy is selling a VX 4/90, hes helpfully included some pics from 17 years ago. http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Classic-Vauxhall-Victor_W0QQitemZ290314952420 Please note this vehicle has been off the road since 1991 and has been kept in a garage as I have just not had the time to complete what I wanted to do and then met my missusThe advert somehow manages to fill 7 or 8 lines, yet tells you absolutley NOTHING about the condition of the car. Brilliant! Spoke to the seller about this yesterday, I am gonna go and have a look at it on Tuesday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milford Cubicle Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 EASILY MADE IN TO MINI FIRE ENGINE LIMO http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/LDV-EX-FIRE-ENGIN ... 0347190061 I think these are great, I'd love to own one. This is only a couple of miles from work. 16 previous owners though. http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1985-AUDI-C-GT5-S ... 0311183155 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/AUSTIN-RANGER-KIT ... 0421219840 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1992-CITROEN-BX-1 ... 0349796451 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike D Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 Reasonable looking but overly expensive Chevette trying to jump on the mk2 escort rally band wagon, but postedmainly for the exceedingly shoddy use of ms paint-shopped backgrounds! http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1983-VAUXHALL-CHE ... 0424512198 I R TEH DOKTOR.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 '10,000 mile' celica XT coupe: http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=250434968841 Somehow I just struggle to believe that this car has only done 10k. engine is fitted with a full( piper cam,) and mahle pistions back in its day this car would pull an easy 135mph!! this engine has been highly modified internally and i can see it pulling 150 no problem YEAH RIGHT, those old SOHC R-engies are real fliers, are they not the same as in a Space cruiser? all of 100bhp from 2 litres. Mmm, looks like a 150mph car that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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