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#11671 OFFLINE   xr1984

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Posted 29 May 2009 - 07:33 PM

Alternatively

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GR8 4 HOME2ROME/STANDLAKE/SLAGTAXIS LTD/GANGBANG DOGGING

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#11672 OFFLINE   IanF

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Posted 29 May 2009 - 07:39 PM

Alternatively

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/uploads/n...

GR8 4 HOME2ROME/STANDLAKE/SLAGTAXIS LTD/GANGBANG DOGGING

I'm more interested in the povvy spec green SD1 behind 8)

#11673 OFFLINE   r.welfare

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Posted 29 May 2009 - 07:42 PM

Sod that, what about the pre-HE XJ-S? GR8 4 PRETENDIN TO BE IAN OGILVY (once you've Duluxed it) :lol:

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#11674 OFFLINE   IanF

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Posted 29 May 2009 - 07:46 PM

I love Volvo 164's - I think its the long snout.

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#11675 OFFLINE   GrumpyOldMan

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Posted 29 May 2009 - 08:32 PM

Hey, this is WELL QUAL, it's right out of my dad's book of 'Shit Car Care' :lol: Parking dings, rust holes and at least one years worth of grime, classy. Just fill half the interior with fag ash and add a random cardboard box full of unrelated junk to complete the look. One day I will have to capture footage of his moderately disgusting old Peugeot in it's usual shabby state, it's a wonder to behold!

That sounds pretty much like my daily, except I don't smoke so I have to settle for junkmail to fill the space that would otherwise be occupied by dog-ends. I think I have to post some pictures up myself, proceed to call it 'very busy person look' and start some sort of a website/club/cult :lol:

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#11676 OFFLINE   AXrescuer

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Posted 29 May 2009 - 08:49 PM

The VW Beetle that was on Wheeler Dealers the other night is now for sale on carandclassic.co.uk.

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/uploads/n...

Asking for the same price it it sold for as well, Although no mention of it being on the show.

That car is worth 4 grand all day long :)
And it only took Edd China an hour to do all the resto work! :lol:

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#11677 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 29 May 2009 - 10:27 PM

Bloody hell, this old thing gets about a bit.

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http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0334121401

I'll have bid like, as I'd love to have it back. Seems to have a different bodystyle each time it comes on.

#11678 ONLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 30 May 2009 - 12:48 AM

Check out this pile of chod, a DACIA DUSTER

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http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ110394958354

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#11679 ONLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 30 May 2009 - 12:53 AM

nice!

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"The engine has airbrushed skulls on it"

"Car shows are full of mentals talking tosh"

"I had no doubt it would pass, but unbelievably, to mine and the MoT tester's amazement, it passed"


#11680 OFFLINE   Albert Ross

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Posted 30 May 2009 - 01:00 AM

Love the Duster. It even has a cardboard box of shit on the seat!
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#11681 OFFLINE   colc

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Posted 30 May 2009 - 07:36 AM

Check out this pile of chod, a DACIA DUSTER

http://i21.ebayimg.com/02/i/001/4a/7f/bb...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ110394958354

I remember test driving a brand new one of these when they first came out......needless to say it broke down. It was an unremitting pile of depressing awfullness when it was moving, it grinding to a halt was blessed relief.
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#11682 OFFLINE   autohausdolby

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Posted 30 May 2009 - 07:38 AM

In communist Romania, didn't you get one of those free for impregnating 50 wimin or something?
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#11683 OFFLINE   Milford Cubicle

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Posted 30 May 2009 - 08:40 AM

My aunt had one, it was reliable enough but very badly put together and the body didn't withstand the Scottish winters very well. It was scrapped in the mid-90s, along with most others I guess.

#11684 OFFLINE   Jazzy Jeff

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Posted 30 May 2009 - 10:58 AM

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#11685 OFFLINE   trigger

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Posted 30 May 2009 - 05:25 PM

Old skool custom Mk2 Cortina V8
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#11686 OFFLINE   trigger

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Posted 30 May 2009 - 05:30 PM

Fiat 131 Super Mirafiori 2000TC

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#11687 ONLINE   dollywobbler

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Posted 30 May 2009 - 05:32 PM

Old skool custom Mk2 Cortina V8
http://i.ebayimg.com/13/!BTZsLj!BWk~$(KG...

http://i.ebayimg.com/03/!BTZsL6wCGk~$(KG...

Bluddy 'ell. That really is crying out for body coloured wiper arms and those triple-spoilers on the wipers!

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#11688 OFFLINE   trigger

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Posted 30 May 2009 - 05:47 PM

What the hell is going on with the front end on this, It's a 1986 with a later grill plus some kind of cock up under it?

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#11689 OFFLINE   Pillock

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Posted 30 May 2009 - 05:51 PM

I don't know but it reminds me of this emoticon: :shock:

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Posted 30 May 2009 - 08:49 PM

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These are incredibly badly proportioned from an aesthetic point of view, which is negated by the usefulness of having a perpendicular hatch.
Turdblowa dizzle power plus 'a-frame compliant', not a totally ridiculous proposition at 4 hundred snoots.

#11691 OFFLINE   brammy777

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Posted 30 May 2009 - 09:02 PM

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Apparently only 12000 miles, the picture above made me think different until i saw:
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Shiny.
Pricey start mind, and this one apparently was rejected as a first car. ILL HAVE IT PWZ
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Is that off a Maestro, Montego or a Metro?
DUNNO!

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Posted 30 May 2009 - 09:10 PM

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straight outta 1992 and into 2009
shame he ran out of paint
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Is that off a Maestro, Montego or a Metro?
DUNNO!

#11693 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 30 May 2009 - 09:23 PM

Look at this shitty little car!
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If you have teenage offspring, you could really demoralise and alienate them by buying them this chodbox!

#11694 OFFLINE   trigger

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Posted 30 May 2009 - 09:34 PM

GR8 4 PISSIN OF UR NEIGHBOURS

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#11695 OFFLINE   whitevanman

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Posted 31 May 2009 - 06:36 AM

http://i.ebayimg.com/02/!BT,nC,!!mk~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0346231161

Ignoring the rubbish in the title, is someone after one of these?


oh buggggggger I've clicked "watch" :shock:

WTF is 'german look'? Listening to the fuggin skorpions while combing your mullet?.


#11696 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 31 May 2009 - 07:07 AM

I suspect the vendor of this item has some form of extreme learning difficulties. http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ250434401881 incredible!

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Posted 31 May 2009 - 07:35 AM

GR8 4 PISSIN OF UR NEIGHBOURS

http://i.ebayimg.com/13/!BTbQH0!CGk~$(KG...

TWO detroit diesel engines? Crikey. Wish I'd got £25k for the Rover...

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#11698 ONLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 31 May 2009 - 10:21 AM

This guy is selling a VX 4/90, hes helpfully included some pics from 17 years ago.

http://i.ebayimg.com/23/!BR)pMy!!mk~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ290314952420

Please note this vehicle has been off the road since 1991 and has been kept in a garage as I have just not had the time to complete what I wanted to do and then met my missus

The advert somehow manages to fill 7 or 8 lines, yet tells you absolutley NOTHING about the condition of the car. Brilliant! :roll::roll:
Spoke to the seller about this yesterday, I am gonna go and have a look at it on Tuesday.

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Posted 31 May 2009 - 10:36 AM

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EASILY MADE IN TO MINI FIRE ENGINE LIMO

:roll:

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0347190061

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I think these are great, I'd love to own one. This is only a couple of miles from work. 16 previous owners though.

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0311183155

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http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0421219840

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http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0349796451

#11700 OFFLINE   Mike D

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Posted 31 May 2009 - 11:05 AM

Reasonable looking but overly expensive Chevette trying to jump on the mk2 escort rally band wagon, but postedmainly for the exceedingly shoddy use of ms paint-shopped backgrounds!

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0424512198

I R TEH DOKTOR.... :lol:

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