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#11671 OFFLINE   xr1984

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Posted 29 May 2009 - 07:33 PM

Alternatively

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GR8 4 HOME2ROME/STANDLAKE/SLAGTAXIS LTD/GANGBANG DOGGING

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#11672 OFFLINE   IanF

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Posted 29 May 2009 - 07:39 PM

Alternatively

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/uploads/n...

GR8 4 HOME2ROME/STANDLAKE/SLAGTAXIS LTD/GANGBANG DOGGING

I'm more interested in the povvy spec green SD1 behind 8)

#11673 OFFLINE   r.welfare

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Posted 29 May 2009 - 07:42 PM

Sod that, what about the pre-HE XJ-S? GR8 4 PRETENDIN TO BE IAN OGILVY (once you've Duluxed it) :lol:

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#11674 OFFLINE   IanF

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Posted 29 May 2009 - 07:46 PM

I love Volvo 164's - I think its the long snout.

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#11675 OFFLINE   GrumpyOldMan

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Posted 29 May 2009 - 08:32 PM

Hey, this is WELL QUAL, it's right out of my dad's book of 'Shit Car Care' :lol: Parking dings, rust holes and at least one years worth of grime, classy. Just fill half the interior with fag ash and add a random cardboard box full of unrelated junk to complete the look. One day I will have to capture footage of his moderately disgusting old Peugeot in it's usual shabby state, it's a wonder to behold!

That sounds pretty much like my daily, except I don't smoke so I have to settle for junkmail to fill the space that would otherwise be occupied by dog-ends. I think I have to post some pictures up myself, proceed to call it 'very busy person look' and start some sort of a website/club/cult :lol:

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#11676 OFFLINE   AXrescuer

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Posted 29 May 2009 - 08:49 PM

The VW Beetle that was on Wheeler Dealers the other night is now for sale on carandclassic.co.uk.

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/uploads/n...

Asking for the same price it it sold for as well, Although no mention of it being on the show.

That car is worth 4 grand all day long :)
And it only took Edd China an hour to do all the resto work! :lol:

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#11677 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 29 May 2009 - 10:27 PM

Bloody hell, this old thing gets about a bit.

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http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0334121401

I'll have bid like, as I'd love to have it back. Seems to have a different bodystyle each time it comes on.

#11678 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 30 May 2009 - 12:48 AM

Check out this pile of chod, a DACIA DUSTER

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#11679 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 30 May 2009 - 12:53 AM

nice!

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#11680 OFFLINE   Albert Ross

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Posted 30 May 2009 - 01:00 AM

Love the Duster. It even has a cardboard box of shit on the seat!
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#11681 OFFLINE   colc

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Posted 30 May 2009 - 07:36 AM

Check out this pile of chod, a DACIA DUSTER

http://i21.ebayimg.com/02/i/001/4a/7f/bb...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ110394958354

I remember test driving a brand new one of these when they first came out......needless to say it broke down. It was an unremitting pile of depressing awfullness when it was moving, it grinding to a halt was blessed relief.
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#11682 OFFLINE   autohausdolby

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Posted 30 May 2009 - 07:38 AM

In communist Romania, didn't you get one of those free for impregnating 50 wimin or something?
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#11683 OFFLINE   Milford Cubicle

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Posted 30 May 2009 - 08:40 AM

My aunt had one, it was reliable enough but very badly put together and the body didn't withstand the Scottish winters very well. It was scrapped in the mid-90s, along with most others I guess.

#11684 OFFLINE   Jazzy Jeff

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Posted 30 May 2009 - 10:58 AM

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#11685 OFFLINE   trigger

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Posted 30 May 2009 - 05:25 PM

Old skool custom Mk2 Cortina V8
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#11686 OFFLINE   trigger

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Posted 30 May 2009 - 05:30 PM

Fiat 131 Super Mirafiori 2000TC

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Posted 30 May 2009 - 05:32 PM

Old skool custom Mk2 Cortina V8
http://i.ebayimg.com/13/!BTZsLj!BWk~$(KG...

http://i.ebayimg.com/03/!BTZsL6wCGk~$(KG...

Bluddy 'ell. That really is crying out for body coloured wiper arms and those triple-spoilers on the wipers!

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#11688 OFFLINE   trigger

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Posted 30 May 2009 - 05:47 PM

What the hell is going on with the front end on this, It's a 1986 with a later grill plus some kind of cock up under it?

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#11689 OFFLINE   Pillock

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Posted 30 May 2009 - 05:51 PM

I don't know but it reminds me of this emoticon: :shock:

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Posted 30 May 2009 - 08:49 PM

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These are incredibly badly proportioned from an aesthetic point of view, which is negated by the usefulness of having a perpendicular hatch.
Turdblowa dizzle power plus 'a-frame compliant', not a totally ridiculous proposition at 4 hundred snoots.

#11691 OFFLINE   brammy777

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Posted 30 May 2009 - 09:02 PM

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Apparently only 12000 miles, the picture above made me think different until i saw:
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Shiny.
Pricey start mind, and this one apparently was rejected as a first car. ILL HAVE IT PWZ
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Is that off a Maestro, Montego or a Metro?
DUNNO!

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Posted 30 May 2009 - 09:10 PM

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straight outta 1992 and into 2009
shame he ran out of paint
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Is that off a Maestro, Montego or a Metro?
DUNNO!

#11693 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 30 May 2009 - 09:23 PM

Look at this shitty little car!
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If you have teenage offspring, you could really demoralise and alienate them by buying them this chodbox!

#11694 OFFLINE   trigger

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Posted 30 May 2009 - 09:34 PM

GR8 4 PISSIN OF UR NEIGHBOURS

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#11695 OFFLINE   whitevanman

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Posted 31 May 2009 - 06:36 AM

http://i.ebayimg.com/02/!BT,nC,!!mk~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0346231161

Ignoring the rubbish in the title, is someone after one of these?


oh buggggggger I've clicked "watch" :shock:

WTF is 'german look'? Listening to the fuggin skorpions while combing your mullet?.


#11696 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 31 May 2009 - 07:07 AM

I suspect the vendor of this item has some form of extreme learning difficulties. http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ250434401881 incredible!

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Posted 31 May 2009 - 07:35 AM

GR8 4 PISSIN OF UR NEIGHBOURS

http://i.ebayimg.com/13/!BTbQH0!CGk~$(KG...

TWO detroit diesel engines? Crikey. Wish I'd got £25k for the Rover...

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#11698 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 31 May 2009 - 10:21 AM

This guy is selling a VX 4/90, hes helpfully included some pics from 17 years ago.

http://i.ebayimg.com/23/!BR)pMy!!mk~$(KG...
http://cgi.ebay.co.u...emZ290314952420

Please note this vehicle has been off the road since 1991 and has been kept in a garage as I have just not had the time to complete what I wanted to do and then met my missus

The advert somehow manages to fill 7 or 8 lines, yet tells you absolutley NOTHING about the condition of the car. Brilliant! :roll::roll:
Spoke to the seller about this yesterday, I am gonna go and have a look at it on Tuesday.

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Posted 31 May 2009 - 10:36 AM

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EASILY MADE IN TO MINI FIRE ENGINE LIMO

:roll:

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0347190061

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I think these are great, I'd love to own one. This is only a couple of miles from work. 16 previous owners though.

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0311183155

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http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0421219840

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http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0349796451

#11700 OFFLINE   Mike D

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Posted 31 May 2009 - 11:05 AM

Reasonable looking but overly expensive Chevette trying to jump on the mk2 escort rally band wagon, but postedmainly for the exceedingly shoddy use of ms paint-shopped backgrounds!

http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0424512198

I R TEH DOKTOR.... :lol:

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