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#11641 OFFLINE   michiel

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Posted 28 May 2009 - 10:26 AM

http://i.ebayimg.com/18/!BTP-kNgBmk~$(KG...

I immediately dislike every pick up conversion, this is no exception, i cant imagine it would take much load on the rear to make the steering a bit off. But the pick up bed looks ridiculously bad, is that the bottom of it, or a tarp? I have no idea.

How about this then:

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#11642 OFFLINE   FredTransit

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Posted 28 May 2009 - 10:41 AM

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Posted 28 May 2009 - 10:49 AM

I was just looking at that Herald, I know it's wrong but i quite like it! :oops:

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Posted 28 May 2009 - 11:13 AM

The VW Beetle that was on Wheeler Dealers the other night is now for sale on carandclassic.co.uk.

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Asking for the same price it it sold for as well, Although no mention of it being on the show.

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Posted 28 May 2009 - 11:30 AM

I don't mind that Herald. The Beetle is a horrific lash up though. Working on the engine must be 'fun'.

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#11646 OFFLINE   Spottedlaurel

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Posted 28 May 2009 - 12:20 PM

Not really shite, but in terms of condition it is!

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http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0308855733

I went to view this down in Essex, along with another P11 down that way and the one in Norwich I ended up buying (so could've saved myself the mileage, but it was a nice day and it gave me my defining drive in the Bluebird, and I saw FOUR Wimpy restaurants).

Anyway, it's amazing how deceptive the pictures can be because in real life it's horrible. Tatty, smoke-smelling interior, scratches and dings all over it. I paid £1550 for my very straight and tidy one in better spec and with good history, how this is worth anything over a grand I don't know, and even at that I wouldn't have bought it as it could never be a nice car.

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#11647 OFFLINE   seth

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Posted 28 May 2009 - 12:27 PM

As Herald pick ups go that one is the best I think I've seen. Looks properly done and sorted. Clam shell bonnet is a novel (and somewhat pointless?) modification. Shame about the seller. Don't have the best reputation in the Triumph world.

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Posted 28 May 2009 - 12:31 PM

Must be some kind of mad Camry sell-off week. Found three 2.2’s so far, then this tidy V6.

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http://cgi.ebay.co.u... ... 0423749076

Given my 2.2 wasn’t exactly slow, these 3-litres must be quite good fun. Until a head gasket pops or the auto ‘box goes, and I imagine it wouldn’t touch the 35-40mpg the Primera gives me.

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Posted 28 May 2009 - 12:37 PM

Essex car dealer selling from home, with an '80s Rolls on the driveway. Classy.

Item location: Braintree, Essex, United Kingdom

Say no more then!.

I remember parking my Mk4 Escort out the Weatherspooons pub there years ago and some chav smashed the window on it for no reason, Then the following week my mate having his stereo stolen from his Golf from the some spot.

Mind you i do like this Vexel Quovis? thing that his sold.

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505cc Diesel that you can drive your wheel chair into a drive!.[/url]

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Posted 28 May 2009 - 02:41 PM

Mind you i do like this Vexel Quovis? thing that his sold.

http://i.ebayimg.com/06/!BQvbVYg!Wk~$(KG...

505cc Diesel that you can drive your wheel chair into a drive!.[/url]

Cut the roof off and you'd look like a camp Davros

Which has bought THIS to mind...

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Posted 28 May 2009 - 03:02 PM

Cheap bonnet release? http://cgi.ebay.co.u...t- ... 1|294:50 :shock: WTF?? It's got not one but two bids!!
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#11652 ONLINE   trigger

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Posted 28 May 2009 - 03:20 PM

Here's another contender for shit photo of the year, Taken inside of another car as it was raining! :roll: :lol:

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#11653 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 28 May 2009 - 04:35 PM

Hey this lokos like a nice bit o' povo.

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#11654 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 28 May 2009 - 04:43 PM

HI M8 HOW MUCH 4 CASH, CAN COLECT 2NITE

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NO PAYPAL

LOL, "Yeah I'll paypal over the £125k tonight and collect on sunday OK?"

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#11655 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 28 May 2009 - 04:45 PM

Jeezus, this looks THE TITS

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Posted 28 May 2009 - 07:00 PM

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No mention of the obvious impact damage in the description, rear of car comically thick with dirt, massive aerial inflicted rust hole on the wing.

Nice.

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Posted 28 May 2009 - 08:14 PM

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/uploads/n...
No mention of the obvious impact damage in the description, rear of car comically thick with dirt, massive aerial inflicted rust hole on the wing.

Nice.

will keep going for yrs to come if looked after this is how i brought the car 2 yrs ago

Shame it's not been looked after in years past, and if he paid £400 then, he was done!
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Posted 28 May 2009 - 10:49 PM

'58 100E Cabriolet with RS1800 engine
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I really like this, Works well for me without looking over the top.

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Posted 29 May 2009 - 01:38 AM

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OOF. Definitely in stark contrast with the escort before, what a lovely thing!
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Is that off a Maestro, Montego or a Metro?
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Posted 29 May 2009 - 01:43 AM

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The shell is Located in Coventry and will need trailering away

O RLY because i thought it would drive away. Also why have they listed the engine capacity? A 2 litre isit? Shame the engines done walkabout..
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Is that off a Maestro, Montego or a Metro?
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Posted 29 May 2009 - 11:49 AM

How cool does this look?!, Hard as!
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A new holiday home for Fred maybe?

WHO I WISH TO BUY THIS VEHICLE???
A classic van-man (Women) is required, somebody mad about classic/mk2/transits,
who has knowledge of mechanics/electrics/welding/bodywork or knows
someone who can, who understands what this van is all about and what
they are actualy buying???
this van is unique, their is not another like it, and maybe a
classic vehicle investment too.


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Posted 29 May 2009 - 12:13 PM

Mega Rare Jag XJ12HE Estate
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For sale via an auction, with only 18000 miles and this awesome period 80's Car Phone

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It must easily be worth it's reserve of £4000 - £6000.

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Posted 29 May 2009 - 12:35 PM

How cool does this look?!, Hard as!
http://i.ebayimg.com/01/!BTT8Jq!!Wk~$(KG...

A new holiday home for Fred maybe?

WHO I WISH TO BUY THIS VEHICLE???
A classic van-man (Women) is required, somebody mad about classic/mk2/transits,
who has knowledge of mechanics/electrics/welding/bodywork or knows
someone who can, who understands what this van is all about and what
they are actualy buying???
this van is unique, their is not another like it, and maybe a
classic vehicle investment too.


Not keen on the interior, but otherwise I like this a lot. I think it's a good buy, needs the mirrors returning to standard, and crying out for an MT75.....
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Posted 29 May 2009 - 03:55 PM

That interior is clearly in distress, the upside-down union flag is a plea for assistance.
Festering scum of the earth, yer motoring public.

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Posted 29 May 2009 - 04:01 PM

You don't see many of these about!
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Wonder how long until it gets lowered and wacked with scene tax?

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Posted 29 May 2009 - 04:28 PM

Wasn't there one posted last week with a comment of how rare they are? :)Luckily (for the car) it'll probably remain scenetaxless, parts for these are an odd mix of late beetle and some unique stuff. Sadly the unique stuff is made from unobtainium and unless you know your ETKA off by heart it's a tough job to convert bits like the braking system to Beetle stuff. Also repair panels have to be made from scratch usually. I've had similar issues with my late type 3, the braking system is now mostly 1303 stuff but even getting a clutch plate involves playing match-this-part down at GSF.If you want rare though, get a Brasilia. And then slam it.

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Posted 29 May 2009 - 06:32 PM

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/uploads/n...
No mention of the obvious impact damage in the description, rear of car comically thick with dirt, massive aerial inflicted rust hole on the wing.

Nice.


Hey, this is WELL QUAL, it's right out of my dad's book of 'Shit Car Care' :lol:
Parking dings, rust holes and at least one years worth of grime, classy. Just fill half the interior with fag ash and add a random cardboard box full of unrelated junk to complete the look.
One day I will have to capture footage of his moderately disgusting old Peugeot in it's usual shabby state, it's a wonder to behold!

That JagWagon is pure sex though, I would love that.

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Posted 29 May 2009 - 06:54 PM

The VW Beetle that was on Wheeler Dealers the other night is now for sale on carandclassic.co.uk.

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/uploads/n...

Asking for the same price it it sold for as well, Although no mention of it being on the show.

That car is worth 4 grand all day long :)
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Posted 29 May 2009 - 07:19 PM

£400 for a shit B reg Escort, I musta been crazy to let my rustfree automatic the same age go for less than half that three years ago. Mine was only on 45k too, wonder how many miles that one has done but I bet its a whack more than that :roll:

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Posted 29 May 2009 - 07:21 PM

In other news...

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